Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Party(van) Edition

Groko coalition talks are sealed.
Majority of Germans prefers now a re-election over a Groko coalition or minority government.
SPD is tumbling down to 17%.
Parliament uniting against AfD, the only party whose members are actually present.

>news in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article172685981/Kontroverser-Parteitag-SPD-stimmt-knapp-fuer-GroKo-der-Applaus-bleibt-aus.html
spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/spd-parteitag-delegierte-stimmen-fuer-koalitionsverhandlungen-a-1189028.html

>english language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=1Ph_4fciIPQ
youtube.com/channel/UCWcbn1OURjNxx8kr4FJ4Y-w
youtube.com/watch?v=fApfOuIE1Wc

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=R6FfIxfeIBk
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg

>Jewtube videos (commentary, AfD shitposting and aesthetics):
youtube.com/watch?v=orLKEQxao_w
youtube.com/watch?v=XQDMIZv-MZY
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
youtube.com/watch?v=sF01_7oOffw
youtube.com/watch?v=K-QQ1-52jCA

>Kraut/pol/ OP dump
pastebin.com/twpCkZG3

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

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youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs
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Bump for the Kaiser!

youtu.be/0oAsJwQde7g
youtu.be/9JT-xxcD9_w

How's my latest WIP of this pic? Still no hairpin sadly

>polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
>public surveys
civey.com/umfragen
>Other news
archive.is/mszYu
archive.is/6W8BI
archive.is/Xgsq7

10/10 Mohs

Nice!

>latest opinion poll from INSA shows CDU/CSU+SPD at 49.5% support
If this ends up with a reelection, then we might actually see a FDP+CDU/CSU+SPD coalition.

Thanks guys!

Maybe this is could prevent a reelection because Groko wouldn't be possible. Still good to see the SPD crash with no survivors.

My dream result for the elections was this, except that Jamaika would also be short of a majority.
We're getting there, but the fucking Kinderfickerpartei... why can't we have our own Peter Pilz who splits the Greens into irrelevance?

This was to be expected. If ~30 of SPD and maybe a little of CDU/CSU refuses to vote for the GroKo, there has to be a reelection. The polls are currently showing that AfD+FDP+CDU/CSU is more realistic than a renewed GroKo if that happens.

Hey your taste in animu tiddies is getting better.

I didn't even think Jamaica was an option to start. I don't get how or why anyone thought that would happen.

Nah, I still prefer stuff like this.

The establishment will do anything to securely stay in power, the GroKo talks are proof of that.
I think the FDP pulling out of Jamaika talks is and will be a very rare occurence.

Rate my video:
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs
Added shamelessly to the OP text.

They might all be part of the establishment but still have some different goals. I would worry more about subversion happening in the AfD.

>this is what the allies fought against and destroyed.

Finally images work again.
Had a good meme run yesterday, thanks to Sellner releasing a brilliant edit of their REMOVE KEBAB action on the Roach cunsulate.

and a second one

Die Wact Am Rhine
youtu.be/9JT-xxcD9_w

Ja Leute was machen wir jetzt?

I think this has more to do with my American perspective. SPD and CDU promised not to do another GroKo, but that isn't really tangible. What's tangible is actual policy/law. The Greens want to ban coal and restrict cars and shit because they're insane with global warming while the FDP not only has to keep its vote share up by at least publicly opposing immigration, but more importantly they must also make the economic system more Capitalist -- less taxed and less regulated, and of course with less environmental regulations etc. The Greens could easily win immigration but they would have to surrender on the very issues after which they named their party to do so, since they're far too extreme on environmental issues to compromise effectively with FDP. It's not like I doubt what you're saying about them being evil people. I just don't think they can make their interests align and come to a compromise.

checked
>was machen wir jetzt?
Schampus öffnen.

youtube.com/watch?v=Iob-GnOL89M

What happened Sup Forums?

Jungs.
Need Taylor Sweet reaction folder. Bitte bitte.

Mauerfall and then influx of commies?

You think the Jesus pushing was a Jewish thing? Unironically, I think the obsession messed with a lot of peoples lives and it feels like something a manevolent person would do, or at least someone thinking there doing what's in the best interest of others when they're really just being selfish.

Einfach weiter hiermit. So verschwindet Rechts schon von alleine.
youtube.com/watch?v=wn-LzRvWwYQ

das heißt Champus, weil's Champagner ist, du depp.

>demokratie ist nur gut wenn sie für mich arbeitet

oops, wrong thread

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damn, Sup Forums, they really got us with this one.
>verification not required for your next post
I'm /vip/ now apparently
Nevermind, waited too long I had to solve the captcha now anyways

Champus war der römische Gott des Finalsieges du Bauer.

No the "new" captcha system sucks.
NOT GOING TO KLICK FOR MONTH ON FUCKING CARS TO POST TAYTAY. Fucking Jews

Same but now I'm a captchacuck again.

Hitler killed himself and I piss on his grave if it existed.

St. Lucia / Bahamas coalition when?

>Rumours of homosexuality had dogged Hitler since the early Twenties, repeated in Munich newspapers and bolstered by his close relationship with Ernst Röhm, the homosexual head of the Sturmabteilung, the Nazi Party militia.

>There is good reason to believe that he did have repressed homosexual tendencies, yet the dictator’s interest in women is also well-attested. He would invite actresses back to his apartment for “private performances”.

>One actress, Renata Müller, spread rumours about Hitler’s alleged proclivity for self-abasement, with suggestions that he knelt at her feet and asked her to kick him. When she fell to her death from a window in 1937, many questioned the verdict of suicide.

>Even more eye-catching was the secret 1943 report from America’s Office of Strategic Services (forerunner of the CIA) which labelled Hitler an “impotent coprophile”. Based on claims from Otto Strasser, one of Hitler’s opponents in the Party, it alleged that the dictator forced his niece Geli to urinate and defecate on him.

telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/11165627/Adolf-Hitler-sex-life-Eva-Braun.html

>Champus war der römische Gott des Finalsieges
sounds good as well

hi, nice to meet you too

Don't use iPhone shit you retard.

2021

Cochabamba "coalition" soon

>I'd whip my dick out and piss in the middle of a parking lot

Yup, that's a Brit

*Wacht

a Romanian coalition would be nice

>commies coming from East Germany

>Champus war der römische Gott des Finalsieges du Bauer.
>Finalsieg
>Endsieg

I love how you Europeans can be so optimistic compared to us Americans; I really can't tell if it's a wonderful saving trait or a bad thing.

yeah now they're all here and you're free

>implying the SPD will ever be relevant enough to lead a government

Sometimes I ask myself if it is just me, maybe I am the person who is wrong, maybe diversity is a great thing, skin color really just that and migration a benefit for us all.
Maybe I am the insane, delusional uninformed idiot who can't see reality.

How are these people real? I seriously can not comprehend what they could possibly think. Clearly its either me or them who have absolutely lost all sight of reality.
Why are they singing, why is there a furry dancing through the Image? I don't get any of this.

FDP+SPD+AFD
No.

a man can dream

relevant enough again*, I should say.

maybe as the small partner of the afd? i mean i really want to see the cdu/csu go

Du öffnest römische Gottheiten und Idole?

Respekt.

I think AfD would have to be the coalition leader with like CDU-tier support to get a Romania going. Much easier to just go from right to left with coalitions.

b-but why?

i own a htc one and never posted a single post with my phone fucking burger

I take actual eastern commies over Frankfurt School 'commies' any day.

>Fight "bravely" for the population since 105+ years
>4 years after ebul nazis enter politics they almost have more votes than you

The absolute state of this party.

>SPD
keine linke ratten in der regierung!
deswegen!
>FDP
is wie n kaputter kompass, schlägt in alle richtungen.
die scheiss wendehälse können ruhig weiter bei 5% rumkrebsen, mit etwas glück sind sie 2021 wieder draussen :-)

Much easier to go from right-to-left with only the most right-wing parties possible. From an American standpoint, Greens are actually more far-left than Linke, but it's way easier to negotiate with less non-like-minded people.

noch mehr tweeten!

wahlweise auch die Anzahl an Maischberger/Anne Will Talkshows auf 2 pro tag erhöhen.
In jeder show ist 2 mal täglich Jürgen Trittin und Lindner zu Gast.

Diesmal klappts bestimmt

Dude you're saying the West wasn't full of commies....there were no 68s in the GDR. These people are your fault. Anyone coming from the GDR wanted to be rid of socialism. Not spread it. Except the SED/PDS/Linke obviously. But at least they're honest about it. In the west the commies are voted into positions of power like that uberfaggot Kretschmann in BW (the most degenerate state of Germany btw).

maybe they should call them nazis more. I'm sure they'll break if we call them that one more time!

oh, ok. I actually have no knowledge at all about these timeframes lel

>Sometimes I ask myself if it is just me, maybe I am the person who is wrong, maybe diversity is a great thing, skin color really just that and migration a benefit for us all.
Maybe I am the insane, delusional uninformed idiot who can't see reality.

>and then you get stabbed

>Anyone coming from the GDR wanted to be rid of socialism.
The people who had top positions also moved here. Kahane, Gysi, etc.

O-Ton Volker Pispers:
>"Scheiße! Ich hab gar kein Hotel...."

FDP-Wähler sind noch unter SPD und Murksel-Wählern anzusiedeln

twitter seems to really hate russian germans today

i don't follow politics much, can someone explain where things are now? they just decided to talk about forming a GroKo or is it a certainty now?

Called it first

But i'm changing that to Pic related will be next gov with a majority. Maybe Minderheitsregierung first

>kein Christian Pfeiffer
>kein GeStaPo Heiko
>kein reich-ranicki
ach nee der ist ja zum glück schon tot

>irgendeinen zufälligen Juden der auch "zufällig" den holocaust überlebt hat und in der show anfängt zu heulen

>they just decided to talk about forming a GroKo
This, in 4-6 weeks all spd member will vote about the results

>die scheiss wendehälse können ruhig weiter bei 5% rumkrebsen, mit etwas glück sind sie 2021 wieder draussen :-)
Ne du. Auf die wird die AfD nicht verzichten können. Das weißt du auch selber. Wer jetzt FDP wählt, der wählt morgen jedenfalls nicht Grüne, SPD; CDU (CSU vielleicht) oder Linke. Der wählt am ehesten AfD, aber das werden nicht 5-7% sein, die da wechseln. Also kommen die auf mehr 5%. Und dann kann man schauen, dass man mit denen vielleicht ein Mehrheit hat. (2021 natürlich eher utopisch aber wer weiß).

Neues von Kika

>Pispers
Gesprochen wie ein richtiger Normie.

implicitly huwyte beer commercial

Pispers ist klasse.

FDP hatte noch nie ein existenzrecht, dennoch sinds immer die pissgelben die mit 5% und CDU an der regierung beteiligt waren.

verstehe nicht wieso sie nicht einfach die ganzen *Quotenausländer* hinschicken bei der AfD.

Die Iranierin aus dem Saarland, Hyperion, oder am besten noch Serge Menga reinlassen damit er alle zusammenscheißt.

Gauland schicken is scheiße, der ist einfach zu alt und kann gegen die ganzen jungen, gegelten PR-Klone nur abstinken

naja als wäre CDU nicht links....

tja das denkt man. aber normies sind so abseits von jenem das selbst Pispers schon "konterkultur" ist.

>Dieses Video ist in deinem Land nicht verfügbar.
wtf merkel

damals hatte man mit Möllemann noch jemanden der sich was traute.

Auch muss man Guido Westerwelle hoch anrechnen das er sich gegen die Nato-Schergen quergestellt hat und
*ACHTUNG KRUDE WIRRE VERSCHWÖRULIERUNGSTHEORIE*
dafür mit seinem Leben bezahlt hat

Anime > afd

>noch mehr tweeten!
Because that works so well for the left.
twitter.com/seawatchcrew/status/955367683591057408

Normies found the internet and leftis turned it into a echo chamber

well except for the afd every single party is pretty left

Do you have sauce of this? Link or anything?

twitter.com/jreichelt/status/955876147337814017

Dein geschmack ist schlecht und wenn du auch nur einen funken homosexuelle neigung in dir trägst solltest du dich mit deinem leben gegen die islamisierung einsetzen da du jenes so oder so verlierts sofern sie stattfindet.

KiKa never ends.

twitter.com/wasistzeitgeist/status/955469203825483781

>the only party whose members are actually present.

I keep reading this but don't get it. What does it mean?

noice. Bild kann die fallende Auflage nicht mehr verkraften. Scheint sich auch beim pro-israel verlag rumgesprochen zu haben welche Personengruppe auffallend antisemitisch ist

>mfw i only drink bepsi

change your location in the settings to to USA and it works

or replace the you from youtube with hook