Brit/pol/: Craig David edition

>Number 10 SpAd gridlock
unv.is/blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/01/no-10s-spad-gridlock

>Cabinet furore: May slaps down BJ
unv.is/heraldscotland.com/politics/15891962.Johnson_slapped_down_by_May_as_anger_spills_over_at_Cabinet

>Labour to force vote to publish Carillion docs
unv.is/morningstaronline.co.uk/article/labour-to-force-vote-requiring-ministers-hand-over-carillion-risk-assessments

>Bolton stays as UKIP leader despite MSM badgering
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1613438/Henry-Bolton-explains-staying-leader-UKIP.html

>Finsbury attacker had DMs from Tommy Robinson
unv.is/metro.co.uk/2018/01/23/finsbury-park-attacker-got-twitter-dms-tommy-robinson-days-attack-7254422

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>unironically the only grime song I like

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CHOOOOOOOOON

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My test levels rise. You give me gains when I beat you.

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Car seat for sale or rent, you can bum him for fifty pence
No front door, no shower, no bog, he ain't got nowhere to drop a log
Ah, but, two hours of sucking truckers cocks
Buys him a paki munchie box
Hes a man of means by no means, eddies king of the road.

Third car, behind the taxi rank, soup from the tramps food bank,
Ex-military clothes and shoes,
Hes got them titsnek blues,
He eats old kebabs he has found, scraping them up off the ground
Hes a man of means by no means, eddies king of the road.

He knows every bin where he can scavenge tab ends
All the taxi drivers, and all their bellends
And every public bog in liverpool town
Thats got a glory hole where he can kneel down

Holy kek.

>nearby road appears in captcha
Are the cianiggers coming on to me

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JOE ROGAN LIVE WITH WHITNEY CUMMINGS NOW

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We need more Eddie OC

>no truck behind him

Nothing's perfect user.

>finally chase pube off
>everybody immediately starts fawning over eddie instead

you stupid pricks

Sing Oak and Ash and Thorn, good Sirs
All of a Midsummer's morn!
England shall bide till Judgement Tide,
By Oak and Ash and Thorn!

Ahahaha, "despite MSM badgering", no mention of half his cabinet quitting then?

Fuck yew trees!

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Ellum she hateth mankind, and waiteth
Till every gust be laid,
To drop a limb on the head of him
That anyway trusts her shade

Is Kipling /ourpoet/?

Thats what cripchan brit/pol/ is like now. They've gone full Day of the Wicker Man. All druids and sosltices etc

HOLY FUCK THESE CAPTCHAS

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imagine reading a cartoon book made for pre pubescent children

Indeed.

Look how some would brand speaking out as a phobia, as a hate campaign.

>Russophobia: RT rates the top 10 Kremlin critics & their hilarious hate campaigns
rt.com/uk/404930-russophobia-kremlin-critics-paranoia/

Really thinking of going to other chans over this. What a fucking pain!

Is there a time limit after each post where you dont have to do the captcha agan? Sometimes its saying 'no verification needed for your next post"

100%

I’ve never bothered going on that chan for any length of time desu. Druids are quintessentially British though.

Pretty sure Watchmen is for edgy teens.

For srs though can anyone post any of Marley's tits-out pics? Can't find them anywhere

Just google her name and put ‘topless’ afterwards.

Someone say something controversial

I gave away my tripcode and the Anonymongs are STILL too stupid to correctly input the code.

Anonymongs are a fucking joke.

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It's how he gets close to them
>"You like comic books? Want to see my Comedian?"

Its driving me up the fucking wall, having to complete ten plus fucking captchas only for it to fucking tell me its malfunctioned so I have to do it all over again.
Not giving my credit card details to Gookmoot either.

Eddie is a top poster and is obviously at a healthy weight.

theres literally nothing wrong with football
babs isn't that attractive

Tony Blair did nothing wrong.

Did I do it right?

You think I haven't already tried every variation of that? Marney cheesecake, Marney norks, Marney chebs, Marney dugs, etc

turned safe search off?
or use bing

>Did I do it right?
Do what?

We treated the Irish terribly through the centuries and I understand why they wanted to blow us up.

Fucking hell mate what have you done, this is how WN possesses a new body.

After posting its grayed out for me for a minute or so, and i can post again without redoing it.

I simply will not have anyone diss BASED Craig David.

Born to Do It is a classic album. Written by him.
>comfy times
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Define what you mean by football. Are Deanos ok to you?
Who is babs?

Define 'top poster' do you mean quantity or quality?

Define wrong? Which moral perspective are you coming from?

Agree

Rightly so carcass in alley this morning, facebook images on burst privacy. This general is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The posts are extended gutters and the gutters are full of peodophilic cartoons and when the post limits finally scab over, all the nonces will drown. The accumulated filth of all their anime and teacakes will foam up about their waists and all the animenonces and anonymongs will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

The captchas are working fine for me lads, although I’m on mobile.

>tfw no Mensch on coke qt

Why? You rejoining us anonygods, or is another JUST incoming?

>moral perspective
I was thinking more from an objective.
A miscalculation is still a mistake even without any moral repercussions.

Start buying guns.

>quality obviously. Makes incisive brief arguments and never resorts to calling anons retards.

>objective morality
nope

Wasn't it his duty to make sure he didn't miscalculate?

Give me a quick rundown on the eddie car meme.

>Who is Babs
Barbara Palvin

Bit gay m8

Reminder that air rifles can be got for around a ton.

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I occasionally sleep in my car when titsneks sperg out

Agree. She looks too masculine and I don't find eastern Europeans that attractive.

>I gave away my tripcode

I'm beginning to fear her n00dz may never leak

can't wait.

>Who is babs?
Rimmers wiafu :(

Or maybe nobody cares about your gay tripcode

She’s a solid 8

>doesn't own the house

She looks like she'd be a dickhead to deal with. She has the archetypal bitchy girl look.

Mid 7

>multiple attempts to use tripcode
>Nobody cares
Anonymongs BTFO themselves at this point

I like that.

I should proof read harder.

>I was thinking more from an objective perspective.

I meant "wrong" as in stupid, rather than wrong is in wicked.
It's the best choice given the available info is something easier to agree on than morality.

I don't agree with my statement on Blair, btw.
Only suggested it because you want something controversial.
His biggest mistake was not planning properly.

Here's my most controversial one.

I vote Tory because they are the best option in my constituency.

How much rent does your mum charge?
I gave up my place to better provide for the baby. How silly I was to put my fate in the hands of women.

I actually voted labour in 2017, still want Corbyn Desu, being half Pakistani makes me not want anything too far right either

>they are the best option in my constituency.
What party do you have now?

Nothing because I'm not earning any real money yet. I'm a student.

I wouldn't like to be in your position lol

Brit/pol/ BTFO

tories

same t b h i hate it but better than lib dems

why are his shorts falling off? made of lead?

You live and learn mate. I was actually impressed with Edward, he tried to do the right thing.

think im gonna stop smoking weed, im a literal retard when it comes to short term memory and logistics

For the millionth time, GO HOME

Has she just indirectly said Britain is a Muslim country?

Shitting in your own hand is better than voting Lib Dem

stop drinking alcohol too
and stop doing contact sports

He looks unhealthy and dehydrated. U gym fags are beyond stupid. A fatass will take this skinny fag down.

i dont drink, actually think of taking up rugby tho

Contact sports are for manly manly men.

that's why all the top mma fighters are all just fat cunts

>amerifats are this delusional