Leftists actually believe this

>leftists actually believe this

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It's strange. The language that page is written appears to be English, but none of the words make any sense

Holy shit. This reads like my edgy teen fanfictions. These people need to be removed

This sounds like the rantings of somebody severely deranged. If it's a metaphor it at least has to make sense. This is just a retard ragging on about sandwiches

Can you give me a tl;dr
Don't want to waste my time polluting my mind.

This is not even coherent English.

What the fuck am I reading?
This cannot be the actual book

There's no way this can be real.

mfw beef and a chief

imagine how fucking hungry you'd have to be to write this shit

>chocolaty chip cookies shaped like white houses to confuse which one the president is in
I hate this world and all these people. I'm no Mr perfect but ffs at some point there has to be a line for the insanity. how is it possible that so many people are this delusional? the food is poisoned, the entertainment is poisoned. The education is poisoned, the family is poisoned, everything is out to destroy us in the most horrific slow and painful way possible. on top of all that you have the after effects coming through these insane people. I can't comprehend this shit. this is bizarro world, everything is upside down. I just want it all to end.

This sounds like one of you faggots wrote this for the keks.

I literally don't even know what is being claimed there. Is this book real?

Welcome to the red pill please enjoy your eternal stay for what is learned cannot be forgotten.

fake and gay.

Liberals aren't known for being smart.

this might be the best book ever written.

because it's not in the book. Right wing idiots are spreading disinfo to discredit the work.

yfw Trump gets his 4D Chess magic from combining dipping sauces.

This is the fakest shit but thanks for the laugh.

Tendies confirmed?

Odd when not to long ago I thought Sup Forums was one of the least sane places on earth

Try reading it to yourself out loud for maximum laffs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_and_Fury

>roll him into a burrito

It can't compete with Hillary's book

>chocolatey-chips
lel

Trees died for this.

>Gas the heterotrophs, evolution war now

Kek holy shit this is insane but pretty fucking funny

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is this honestly fucking real
as in, is this book really writen that way

Checked! What you're talking about is the morality inversion pulled off by the Jews, where natural morality was replaced with slave morality. Everything good is not evil, and everything evil is now good.

Holy shit it's actually real.

It’s better than the book

This has to be fake, I'm going to get the book lmao.

>liberals just want to steal my steakhouse secrets
Kek I'm dying

nice

>He found out he was going to be the Buffalo Ranch Flatbread
KEK

Can someone confirm? There’s no fucking way.

wtf im with her now

That's not in Fire & Fury.

>Cuckservatives actually believe that leftist cucks believe this.

There are many fakes of the Hillary one dipshit. That was the result of a coordinated effort with /lit/

I double checked with the pdf version of the book, it's real

>Eric Trump was sworn to say, "I don't know what is going on with the fish fingers or chocolate mint breast filet"
I died right there.

Goyim, you must understand that something may be true even if it never happened. The author probably lost family members in the Shoah. You're not a vile antisemite now are you?

It's a joke you fucking retard

>highlighting pretty much the whole book

why even highlight?

You suddenly realize: For all the time you wasted on Sup Forums you could have written several books.

We are having fun leave us alone okay

someone post the pdf, or OP post more from the book

>shit we called him racist,sexist,a terrorist, a bolshevik, a SJW what do we do now?
>just shitpost about food

Ham, is there anything it can't do?

I don't actually think I'm ready to believe this is an exerpt from f&f

>almost every post in this thread is "is this real? there's no way this can be real"

Wow, I think I just got redpilled on how retarded Sup Forums is

>TFW liberals just want to steal your steakhouse secrets

>what is ironic shitposting?

This is what they got to the best sellers list?

This is why suddenly you hear nothing about it anymore?

Tjis guy just wrote the most delirious shit knowing it would be bought?

Why the fuck do we allow to let them act like it never happened?????????
This is the biggest piece of evidence to show them how retarded leftiew are....

kek

I no longer live in a world where I can reasonably assess whether this is real or not.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>leftist so stupid hahah, how they believe book food story, me stem degree me not live in nebraska camper van ooga booga

Is this book supposed to be serious?

I cannot tell.

If serious, it is absolute lunacy that anyone would believe it or that such slander about the sitting president was even allowed to be published.

But if satire, then it is hilarious.

>Liberals are left-wing

>TFW leftists are obsessed with our dipping sauces

>highlighting everything

i don't understand why you would do this

Is that fire and fury or whatever?

Ohgod I cant decide if the book is funnier or this thread, I am in car dealrship waiting for my oil change and I am dying trying not to laugh.
Who ever wrote the book needs to make it real, same with the Hillary fake book.
God bless Sup Forums this is where Sup Forums tards go when they grow up

This place is retarded. is your persecution complex that strong that you have to believe this is actually in the book? It isn't even coherent writing. Do the books actual contents upset you this much?

ITT
Sup Forums pretends to not be able to recognize satire

#notmyleftism

We need a dipping sauce meme. Like right now.

I wonder how much money Wolff made from book sales and interviews.

big if true

>It's not liberal when we do it

do you even know what left and right means you mong

Marxist-Leninist ideology.

this can't be real

It's already a book of tabloid fiction. How could they make it any worse?

It's predictive text you guys. Try to keep that in mind next time.

youtube.com/watch?v=VvpPxjCKTqc

This
Fucking OP had me for a sec

Damn, I'm hungry as fuck now. Sup Forums needs to open a restaurant. "I'll take a double Beef and Chief™ with extra dipping sauce and a White House chocolate chip cookie."

Remember not to mix your dipping sauces, unless you want to reveal your power level.

I need this book.

>tfw neither side bothers to read it, but will happily comment on it anyhow

You know this is fake right? The real deranged person is the one who faked this shit. Why so many people on this b board just do random and chatoic shit

Kek, these are hilarious

>Race and Gender are fluid social constructs
>Political positions and spectrums are objective realities

Yep, whether you like them or not. Most people who think of themselves as Liberals think of themselves as left wing. You don't get a monopoly on declaring who's left wing and right wing.

This was clearly ghostwritten by the Clickhole guys.

>that wasn't real leftism

Posters above me think those pics might be real.

>tfw Sup Forums can get fooled by the Onion

Wtf...is there no one over the age of 12 left here?

Did the guy have a fucking stroke while writing this? I can't make heads or tails about what the fuck this is even trying to say, it legit reads like gibberish.

Read clickhole/the onion, it's exactly their style of "lol so bizarre and random"

Op is a faggot and so are the kikes behind this book

>omg this can't be real
>haha no way this is real
>WHOA IS THIS REAL?!?!?!

No, you fags. Stop believing everything you see on Sup Forums.

>not believing in the gorilla channel
plebs

Is this for real?

Opps sorry meant that for OP!

all that fucking projection kek