What the fuck are they doing Sup Forums? What is this blasphemy against our film and culture? This little Luke Cuckmaster or whatever his name is bashes the Dundee! Crocodile Dundee was /ourguy/ before we even had a guy!
He fucks broads, wrestles wild animals, bashes trannies, and LITERALLY GRABS A CHICK BY THE PUSSY! All because he CAN.
This is an abomination Sup Forums. They are calling for the best parts of the Dundee to be removed, and for him to enter the screen as Cuckadile Dindu or some shit.
Probably gonna be an abo looking mong anyway. I'm fucking pissed I love that movie.
So, Sup Forums why do they want to destroy manly men and revise shit? I fucking hate this.
they should make Crocodile Dundee a fat transwoman of colour. That'll rake in the big bucks especially in china
Aiden Butler
ill bet luke buckmaster is a manlet as well as being bald.
Brody Brown
Not like Luke Cuckmaster
Ryder Smith
I miss you Crocodile Hunter
John Ortiz
They should remake Gods Must be Crazy but with South Africa being a shithole and all the niggers as kangz.
Jaxon Williams
Didn't you hear, they're remaking the film, Crocodile Donna
Landon Powell
This is much healthier and progressive.
Xavier Martin
Dundee literally joins an abbo ritual in one of the movies.
When in New York, he treats everyone as equals, and is friendly with strangers.
Yeah...lets erradicate those behaviors
Angel Wilson
Luke (bare)Backmaster
Luke Evans
>raised by beautiful aboriginals >becomes a racist sexist homophobe Really makes you think
Aiden Stewart
They are just mudslinging at a masculine character to justify replacing him with some cucked homo version that only a melbournian could love
Gavin Gray
I fear you have awakened a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve.
Beware the woke Oz shitposter, friends.
Kevin Anderson
>crocodile-dundee-was-sexist-racist-and-homophobic-lets-not-bring-that-back He was none of those things, he was a fish out of water that allowed us to reflect on our society's conventions. In his own environment he was pretty much one with nature.
That "author" must be a giant fucking pussy.
Eli Turner
>Article title >Picture of the Author
Kayden Edwards
the jew fears the Aussie
Cameron Collins
DO NOT LET THEM DISPARAGE YOUR GREATEST ACTOR AND REPRESENTATIVE OF REAL AUSSIE CULTURE, LADS!!!
Anthony Perry
>Cuckadile Dindu
Lel
Oliver Cooper
>rodent-like jew is intimidated by masculinity and begs for it to be removed Never change, kikes.
Evan Miller
Good. This is fucking atrocious. Instead of being built like a brick shit house and always having his wits about him, they are likely fitting to make him into some sort of PC bitch.
Where will they stop?? Are they going to remake all the John Wayne movies? Clint Eastwood?
"The Ally, the Problematic, and the Beautiful" instead of "The Good, the Bad, the Ugly"? Why should I even watch movies if all my hopes will just be dashed?
Caleb Sanchez
She's pretty cute
Ian Long
What we need is a donk
Christian Cooper
Just fuck my entire life up bro, don't say that, man, you know (((they))) watch this board. Don't give them ideas..
Xavier Thomas
...
Cooper Cruz
/ourstrayan/
Mason Jenkins
When i was a litte kid, i thought every Australian was like him.
Jackson Cook
Nigger Didundy : Soon in Cinemas
Jeremiah Davis
Jesus that's fucking hilarious. The lefty oddball 'journo' doesn't realise that he's just reminded us of the good old days when no one cried for a living.
I might put on the original to bait my mums husband.
Zachary Cruz
Commie faggot
Caleb Martin
(((Their))) attempts to emasculate Australian men continue
Christian Kelly
Wtf? This guy obviously has never seen anything with Danny McBride in it because that's EXACTLY THE CHARACTER CAST-TYPE HE PLAYS
Carson Adams
how about we take "people" like Luke Buckmaster, strap him to a piss soaked basement floor and rip his tongue out by it's roots then try to flay off all of his skin before he chokes to death on his own blood
Luis Butler
Is it a bad thing that I am not opposed to this in the slightest
Brandon Thompson
This is a racist attack on Australian culture ....cunt
Camden Long
fucking yanks. they did the same in every country they landed in, allied and occupied
Evan Collins
>that's not a knoife, it's a feminine penis
Seriously though, it's only a matter of time before Steve Irwin becomes "problematic," and then the Australian Hitler will rise.
Brody Scott
Oh yes, crocodile Dundee. The original grab em by the pussy guy. He taught us how to handle a female, and to reassure it is a female-because you don't want to take a mick home now mate.
The reddit crowd already hates Eastwood, claims he wants to return to segregation bases on some misinterpreted comment he made about the past. They're already remaking all the classic westerns and "diversifying" them. In fact, all these remakes' real purpose is to re-write history by erasing unwanted cultural concepts. Red Dawn was a warning againt communism, then remade into an anti North Korea piece. Robocop about the dangers coorporations pose when they get too powerful. The remake was a dumb action movie about how awesome millitarized police are
paris anidalgo est est inconsiente elle ne vois pas l'urgence des carierre de paris il faut les renforcer a tous pris si on veus eviter un insendie monstrue des abitation en ruine merci de vous aucuper du probléme merci de transmétre se mesage si vous aite amoure de paris ou pas vive la france revener a la terre elle est source d'anplois et davenire
John Jones
Silly goyim, don't you recognize how much harm Dundee did to transgender Crocodiles' self esteem?
>Crocodile Dundee was awesome, a bro, and based. Let's not bring that back These bastards want to ruin everything, don't they?
Hunter Thompson
When i was a kid crocodile dundee made me have a positive image and the utmost respect regarding aussies. Of course that changed after finding Sup Forums, but why would you try to remove such a good influence?
