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>Year One: Thank You Mr President 1/23/18
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>Pres Trump signs Sect201 Actions on Trade Tariffs 1/23/18
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>SoS T-Rex in Paris 1/23/18
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on ChemWeapons 1/23/18
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>CIA Dir Pompeo @American Ent Inst 1/23/18
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>DeptVA Video: Battle of the Bulge 1/23/18
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>HHS Act Sec Hargan visits CDC 1/23/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Gen McMaster, Attny Cohn) 1/23/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/23/18
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>TrumpTV Ad: PA 18th Dist support for Rick Saccone 1/23/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/22/18
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>VP Pence @Knesset in is-ra-hell 1/22/18
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>VP Pence/bibi press conference 1/22/18
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>2nd Lady in is-ra-hell 1/22/18
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>VP Pence speaks to troops in Jordan 1/21/18
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>VP Pence leaving Egypt 1/20/18
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>WH Press Brief (Dir Short/OMBD Mulvaney) 1/20/18
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>New Ad: Complicit 1/20/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence @March4Life 1/19/18
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>today
>go to an art festival thing by myself
>a ton of degenerate stoners are there
>people wear decently "nice" clothes, girls wear nice jeans and a nice T-shirt
>all the guys with girlfriends gf's are all looking good, makeup, hair done etc
>I dress in nice jeans and a cool graphic Tee
>spent like 15 mins or so getting ready
>leave after a while
>go home, text my gf we should go back to the art thing together after she's done working
>say I'm really hungry so we should get some dinner first
>she comes back from work
>takes shoes off
>walks in
>she puts on like a dude size t shirt that's like a size too big
>still wearing work pants,
>hasn't showered in at least 2 days
>no makeup
>im playing a game on my pc
>me: "so uhh, you gonna be ready to go soon"
>her: "yeah"
>I keep playing the game on my pc
>hour passes
>she's still laying there playing on her phone
>haven't said anything else to her since she walked in the door
>2 hours pass
>still laying there
>still haven't talked to her since I asked if she is ready to go
>3 hours pass, by now the festival is over
>all the places to eat are closed except McDonald's
>me "well do you want to go get some food?"
>she makes a smart ass noise, doesn't say anything tho
>she takes a shower and lays down to go to sleep
>now its 5 hours later, I'm still hungry and haven't talked to her
>we've been in the same room pretty much this whole time
Seriously I've told her like 4 times over the past year she should wear makeup, she would be really pretty if she actually took the time to look good but I don't want to go in front of a bunch of people (some of which I know and would like for them to see I'm dating somebody good looking) and have her looking like a fucking gomer. She's like the Jeb Bush of trying to look hot, it shouldn't be that hard.
I'm not a total Chad or anything but at least I try, and I take a shower everyday, why the fuck wouldn't you? She's not mean or anything just stupid I guess? I don't fucking know
.@SenRonJohnson on alleged 'secret society' mentioned in @FBI agents' texts: "That 'secret society' - we have an informant that's talking about a group, they were holding secret meetings offsite." #SpecialReport
FBI going down in 20
i disavow kinsey
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he's coming
Feels bad famalam I'll leave early and will miss liberal Joe getting roasted by Tucker, Hannity or Laura after what he said in the morning.
HAPPENING>>>>>>>>>>
awoo~
what the fuck is this secret society shit, is this really on fox news right now. did trump do this?
Get a new girlfriend
>Schumer rescinded his fake wall offer originally designed to make it look like Trump's fault for the shutdown
>All it accomplished was making it harder for him to NOT give Trump the wall for real
post yfw
it's over....... drumpf will be impeached...... i'm a hilldawg now.............
the jew is about to be exposed. kikes on suicide watch
smelly unwashed neet tits?
L I T T L E M A N
Requesting that article about Black Panther teaching nerdy whitebois empathy towards blacks.
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> Schumer isnt letting them in
Ummm...this is problematic...why is he acting like a nazi?
You need to watch MSNBC; they're unironically predicting Trump gets the rope.
Well, if nothing else he can banter, but the normies aren't ready yet for that level of bantz.
>mfw some could call in ICE to go there and hundreds of dreamers could be possibly deported
>be me
>engineer
>in meeting first thing in the morning
>feel a fart forcing its way out, but clench up and slowly ease it out so no one knows it was me
>feel hot leakage run onto my ass
>the meeting ends but i don’t want to get up for fear of someone seeing my stained pants
>stay in the conference room through 3 more meetings i wasn’t invited to and pretend i’m supposed to be there
>all through this the shit stain gets colder more uncomfortable by the second, terrified anyone else can smell it
>finally at noon i think i’m in the clear but another group starts coming in for a catered lunch meeting
>it’s all management including my boss
>drowningjoe.jpg
>quickly stand up and cover my ass with my laptop
>do the virgin walk out, avoiding eye contact while pinning my laptop against my ass
>do this all the way outside and to my car without breaking stride
>finally go home and change my shitted pants, and clean shit stains off my laptop and car seat
How was your day, /ptg/ ?
OK, so he obviously doesn't want to win. What's his endgame for going full power level? Couldn't stand it anymore.
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Sen. Johnson just said to Brett Baier they have a whistle blower who told them about off-site meetings of FBI "secret society."
I want to fuck Taylor Swift, it ain't happening.
>Not refreshing the pastebin a second time after it was noted there was a last minute change.
Whos this drunken idiot? Jonathan something?
i'm coming too ;^)
That's not a happening.
He might have snapped.
Remember, if you're ever feeling down, you can take pride that you'll never be as justed as this man was with his election prediction. Should honestly be required viewing.
> Blaming anyone but yourself
You're an unassertive slow-witted "nice guy" who couldn't take the iniative if it was hand delivered to you in between a pair of grade-A knockers.
Here's how normal human beings do this:
> Hey GF did you want to go to the art festival, maybe grab a bite to eat on the way? I was feeling kinda hungry.
> Alright, would you be ready in 20 minutes?
Also if you have to beg your girlfriend to be pretty you picked the door with the goat behind it
Spread the truth and encourage others to do the same.
Didn't that happen fucking hours ago?
It's a perjury trap. Trump should take a stand and tell him to fuck off. Let him bring a charge and watch it get BFTO in a trial. The whole case is tainted beyond repair. People forget Trump has his own lawyers and gets to defend himself.
Why was Rosie bitching about Sarah Huckabee Sanders today? Did she do/say anything to make the left reeee again?
Neet girls aren't nearly as cute as depicted by animus
Three hours of boomer tv. Keep staying bluepilled faggot.
That happened 9 hours ago and is literally a normal day in Kentucky.
Two deaths isn't even a mass shooting.
so why do my posts not require verification now?
What did she mean by this, /ptg/?
>smelly unwashed neet tits?
You live in a time line where a billionaire tv star and a steak salesman exposes how corrupt your government is.
Thank God I voted for him
What the fuck is this shit about a secret society within the FBI threatening Trump with physical harm?
>What's his endgame for going full power level?
join weev in exile
It's time they get ready...
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>I'm not gonna leave, I'm gonna stand up for my people no matter what!
what did she mean by that?
CAN'T BUILD THE FUCKING WALL SOON ENOUGH
I'm sure I'm late on this but holy fucking shit.
And his lawyers know all about this garbage. Heck, Sekulow is one of his lawyers and talks about it on Hannity.
Trump likes feet. Patrician confirmed
Discredit Indipendent conservative candidates and force people back into the GOP hivemind.
Can't have another Trump coming out and making the party look like fools and actually forcing them to do the things they campaigned on like repealing ACA. Need controllable pawns.
Shifting the overton window.
That's the thing, Mueller can't even bring charges against Trump, it's flat out not possible to do so while he's President. The only thing Mueller can do is recommend to Congress that they impeach Trump based on the evidence, which if he does without actual evidence he will become a goddamn mockery.
>mfw cumskins are going extinct
your politicians hate you. your women won't fuck you. the entire world thinks you're the most evil people in existence. You have no countries.
cumskins will be extinct in 40 years and it's beautiful
join us in /rsg/
>Defeatist Black Pillers not welcome. Your mentality is for losers. We didn't need you in 2016, and we don't need you now.
>Shills not welcome. Your attempts are utterly transparent. You were wrong in 2016. You were defeated in all 5 House Races in 2017. Your only real victory was in Alabama, and that was when our guy was smeared as a pedo, got massively outspent, and got betrayed by prominent figures in the GOP. You won't be able to do that in every single race this year. We know the stakes are too high for that. On the other hand, legitimate dissenters of all types are welcome.
>REMINDER that most political power in the USA isn't in the Presidency, it's in the Congress. In many ways, this can be even more impactful than Trump becoming President
>REMINDER that a Democrat congress can fuck up everything we've achieved in 2016, and they definitely will try their best to. You can bet that they will seriously try impeachment.
>REMINDER that Trump's victory is a once in a lifetime opportunity. If we fuck up now, we may NEVER get another man like him in government in our lifetime
>REMINDER that even if you’re disappointed with how Trump is compromising too much with the Democrats by not doing things like immediately repealing DACA and not getting the wall through…November 6, 2018 is your chance to elect a much redder congress so that he doesn’t have to compromise with the Democrats so much and has a much greater chance of passing every item on his agenda through
>REMINDER that even if you hate Republicucks like Bitch McConnell, instead of whining in impotent rage, you should use your energy on electing solid MAGA candidates in the primaries and casting a vote against the Democrat even if a Republicuck wins the primary
You’re gonna be impressed. You won’t believe it.
> having a woman that doesnt try or make an effort for you naturally
> being this passive
You failed as a man. Disgusting.
[1] >REGISTER TO VOTE ASAP
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[2]>Find out who your congressman is
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[3]>Find out the date of the primaries for your state
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(get these 3 BASIC steps done asap)
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other things to do once those are done
[ ] sign up for the Democrats’ mailing list on obstructionistlosers.com
[ ] sign up for the Republican’s mailing list on gop.com
[ ]think of all the family members and friends you know who are willing to vote against the Democrats, and get them to register to vote if they haven’t yet, and CONSTANTLY REMIND THEM THAT NOVEMBER 6 IS THE BIG DAY. Do whatever it takes. If you have a younger Gen Z sister who hates the Democrats and recently turned 18, get her to stop taking selfies and take some time to register. Prepare a family / friend party for November 6 or close to it. Anything along those lines. If you’re a hot chick (or a girl who isn’t a landwhale, really) get your beta orbiters to vote.
[ ] if you know people willing to vote Democrat, think of all the ways to redpill or demotivate them; obviously this will vary on a case-by-case basis
[ ] share what you know about how each candidate is perceived in your area (e.g. I live in Indiana and Joe Donnelly isn't even popular among progressives; I live in NYC and many people here won't even bother going out to vote for Gillibrand)
>Alongside the First lady, the voice of the duck from the Aflec commercial
To be fair, snapping feels fucking amazing. I have done it to one (1) person, who I owe much to for agreeing to just keep it between us.
If he did snap publicly, that would explain his behavior.
It's not "banter" it's jaw breaking levels of cringe that anyone outside 13 year olds on xbox live would die of embarrassment over.
I love you guys, even though I'm swedish and will never be able to settle in your country because I'm only a federal gov worker and your country only takes in engineers from Europe.
When are we gonna start our own secret society?
I wouldn't make that bet.
>cumskins
Laughably innocuous insult. Is anyone offended by this?
Sup Forums is our secret society. Even if we are on government servers.
lads i think my gf is about to break up with me
And as a bonus, they charge in this tainted case. Trumps lawyers get access to everything. Discovery. Thus exposing everybody.
Yeah of course anybody who says anything is a plant. I swear to god white poeple are so fucking stupid you dumbasses deserve what's coming.
Good luck and God speed, user.
ha. I once pissed on my pants in the bathroom trying to take a shit. went back to my desk grabbed my coat. drove home and changed clothes. came back.
the second you felt it you should have got up and left.
>UK
>Convicted rapist Campbell, 56, had been watching Lisa for weeks - after chillingly telling his probation officer that he 'felt like raping' someone again.
>"Our blacks are better than yours!"
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Good you can get a better one.
you know this photo is of him at his friend's funeral, the guy was stabbed to death.
I hope u get rectal cancer
>secret society memes were real all along
HOLY FUCK
DO IT TRUMP
POWER IS ONLY FIT TO THOSE WILLING TO SEIZE IT
MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF THESE TRAITORS AND BECOME THE EMPEROR
DO IIIIIIIIIIT
why does my gf boop my nose and touch my hair so much? asking for a trump general related friend wearing a magahat.png
>>>Evaluate the United States Government
I'll marry you user, just don't forget to say no homo ;)
But if he goes full power level, he distances himself from those independent conservatives. Why not act like Richard Spencer, if that's his goal?
Lucky SOB
I too am suspicious... they took away my Legacy Captcha, and now this???
I'm sorry user, I remember my first break-up.
How do we stop this from happening?
Get a right wing mommy gf
yeah well you're a fucking retard. Canada is no longer a white country. Neither is America, Australia, South Africa, and most European countries.
just face it, you retards are already gone.
Save your country, Henrik. (You) just need to make your voice heard.
Love you too, sven.
That's a Muslim though. His culture has been killing our people for over a thousand years. I have little sympathy for them now.
That is probably my favorite Pence picture. The absolute disbelief he has makes me laugh every time. I should rewatch that debate, I'm sure it's on jewtube somewhere.
>Holy shit is this faggot for real?
Just something for the autistic boomers amung us
A theoretical map of your DUMB
We should use the shutdown for our advantage.
For the Democrats who voted to start/continue the shutdown, we could give the message that "these people didn't fund the government/children's insurance for illegal aliens" (most vulnerable Senator who did this was Jon Tester of Montana).
On the other end of the spectrum, attack the people who voted to keep the shutdown from happening/stop it as "conservative shills" and "DINOs", try to have them primaried by progressives.
We should use the shutdown for our advantage.
For the Democrats who voted to start/continue the shutdown, we could give the message that "these people didn't fund the government/children's insurance for illegal aliens" (most vulnerable Senator who did this was Jon Tester of Montana).
On the other end of the spectrum, attack the people who voted to keep the shutdown from happening/stop it as "conservative shills" and "DINOs", try to have them primaried by progressives.
probably true, but who knows?
She likes you.
What an ass
get drunk and fuck her!
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