/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DONALD GET THE BATTERIES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) poolreports.kinja.com/ publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Year One: Thank You Mr President 1/23/18
youtu.be/RusEzYAFf94
>Pres Trump signs Sect201 Actions on Trade Tariffs 1/23/18
youtu.be/Zvv9unQ87eY
>SoS T-Rex on Chem Weapons 1/23/18
youtu.be/tUASCz2rGCk
>SoS T-Rex in Paris 1/23/18
youtu.be/h7vNporNKiM
youtu.be/WSAQbw0t6e0
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on ChemWeapons 1/23/18
youtu.be/z4jaXZKWB2M
>CIA Dir Pompeo @American Ent Inst 1/23/18
youtu.be/_3VgDFyGpvI
>DeptVA Video: Battle of the Bulge 1/23/18
youtu.be/dYcqfWCZnNE
>HHS Act Sec Hargan visits CDC 1/23/18
youtu.be/DqLXy9HOgxU
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Gen McMaster, NEC Dir Cohn) 1/23/18
youtu.be/h0qBJIQ0ijI
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/23/18
youtu.be/gDJfAnv8dSs
>TrumpTV Ad: PA 18th Dist support for Rick Saccone 1/23/18
youtu.be/d9nrlQU_LSA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/22/18
youtu.be/13IJEO4JAUY
>VP Pence @Knesset in is-ra-hell 1/22/18
youtu.be/Q2KLUrwgkRc
>VP Pence/bibi press conference 1/22/18
youtu.be/gBOlg8PmQWU
>2nd Lady in is-ra-hell 1/22/18
youtu.be/cF9ILo0LkNI
>VP Pence speaks to troops in Jordan 1/21/18
youtu.be/9U4Poni4c-Y
>VP Pence leaving Egypt 1/20/18
youtu.be/WF_IBfYKRx4
>WH Press Brief (Dir Short/OMBD Mulvaney) 1/20/18
youtu.be/O8RraAbyrCI
>New Ad: Complicit 1/20/18
youtu.be/U-nm0vQwO5c
>VP Pence speaks to the Sisi 1/20/18
youtu.be/pisiJ3QgXJE

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MAGA

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I LOVE TIMPFFFFFFF

That's right goy.

MAGA

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Anyone need the /ptg/ discord link?

>20 years away from being Hillary
NOPE

WHERE MY /JEBHEADS/ AT?

Britian opens the "Minister for Loneliness"....

The absolute state of britbongs....is she /ourgal/?

Slow and steady brother

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Sure

nn frens, Too high of a BAC to continue and I need to be up in 6 houts.
NEW BAKER NEEDED
DON'T LET JOES WIN

>gal

>Boogity Boogity Boogity
>Whose ready to go racin' boys?

Darrell Waltrip is an American treasure youtube.com/watch?v=y8by2zu8PgQ

She was appointed in memory of all the britons killed by right wing extremists, so no.

soon

Please tell me this is an official infographic.

You damn right he is.

got any of them cute tarp pics user?

I got my hoodie

DRIP DRIP

Just a screen grab from Laura's show a couple minutes ago

MURDER ROWLING

Only reverse traps sorry

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Hey Kids

I'm here for the gang bang

classic meme

LEWD

SURELY THE MAN WHO KNOWS HE IS BEING WATCHED CLOSER THAN ANYBODY IN HISTORY WOULD HAVE AN AFFAIR

oy vey

it's jeb cuck time

Only if you promise to bake.

pscp.tv/w/1jMJgdBVOLyxL
scott adams is losing it

Thought it was Robin Williams for a second, had to do a double take

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based NASCARposters

I'd save my nut for a few months and unleash it on her face if I had the chance

Hey you

Either he's impotent and eats cheeseburgers alone in bed or he's banging an intern. Which is it? It can't be both.

i hope /f/ takes notice

The next host of Coast to Coast AM

its one of the few uncucked sports left

If Trump is capable of having an affair, right now, with no one finding out, this dude deserves the Nobel prize in something.

No homo.

>a Drive By Fruiting

>implying we're any different

I'm so glad I unsubbed last year.

DELT THIS IMMEDIATLY

Such a shame Dilbertman stocks crashed fucking hard
Now my Dilbertman folder is worth less than tissue paper

Honestly in a perfect world I wish I was an extremely feminine, pretty trap with a huge dick and a qt gf with big tits so whenever we did PDA people would be greatly confused as to what was happening.

I don't give a single shit about Trump's marriage or personal life, only how he does his job.

Is there a Nobel prize in sex? Trump should get one of those and a sexy Pulitzer.

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Rude. I have a single friend that would also call himself my best friend. I also have a cat and will have a pupper soon too. That's almost more than I need.

It has sentimental value, user!

>trump's car has du-bs

She's so self-deprecating I can only imagine what kind of depraved stuff she's into.

>Immigrant activists protest outside US Sen. Schumer's home

>New York resident Ali Garvey said her father was deported 35 years ago when she was a baby. She said she feels the pain and suffering that her friends are going through.

>"The healing doesn't happen overnight and there are a lot of politicians who are going to have to answer for what they did," the 36-year-old therapist said.

>Tuesday's protest was organized by local groups, including Make the Road New York and the New York Working Families Party.

So she is saying children should be not fatherless?

SEE

>dilbertman has crashed
HODL! keep the good ones

>in a perfect world I wish I was an extremely feminine, pretty trap with a huge dick and a qt gf

I dropped that faggot after his net neutrality video
went full 180 from "fuck youtube for silencing me" to "I will gladly suck youtube's dick if it means I can continue making a living from posting videos of me exploiting memes"

Reminder that Schumer's place is barricaded by angry Mexicans and he lost his shit tonight when a Trump supporter made fun of him for it at dinner.

Not the best acting range - he'll be type casted as Dilbertman forever.

>B-but he molested and raped 6 million women, goy, don't you worry about that?
>He also watches TV 48 hours a day, that's really scary

Hello slaves how are you doing?

me too user, me too

Haven't you figured it out yet? This is one gigantic Schroedinger's Cat scenario.

>Trump can be either one of things. Or he can be both. Or he can be neither. But we'll never know unless we have nonstop surveillance just to be sure. If he has nothing to hide then he has nothing to fear, right?

The Left, the Media and the Deep State are fucking terrified right now of that FISA memo and of Uranium One being reinvestigated. They will do WHATEVER it takes to make sure that these stories stay out of the public consciousness and remain buried under manufactured outrage and baseless accusations.

I legit would not be surprised if we start seeing political assassinations before the end of Trump's first term.

>Clinton Defense, it's his private sex life, its none of our business.
>Remembers the time feminists were bending over backwards to protect a serial harrasser and rapist because he was "on their team"

Hello greatest ally. How's you're shithole desert?

>Dems desperately need to replace Chuck and Nancy
>they won't
This is great honestly. The divide continues to grow.

There are people lurking here RIGHT NOW that don’t know that trolling Schumer is their patriotic duty.

I wish I got one of those guac bowls
but they never put them on sale

go to sleep desu!

Can I get a link to the video?

>bernouts have made two attempts on Rand Paul's life
it's already begun

#metoo

He'll use his dual citizenship to flee like the jewish rat he is

I am for real now since I'm not getting (You)'s NEW BAKER SERIOUSLY NEEDED

now I know where I've seen that jaw from

you tell me 56%er

>First black President
>goes to jail
what's the odds on this?

>hold still user

I still remember that thread where the user bought one, found out it was small, and took a shit in it.

stop being a faggot and lift weights

cute turtle

It's getting pretty scary guys...is Trump safe?

If king nigger can get one for being black

FOLDING CHUCK

Anybody ever try Jeb's guac recipe on a Sunday Funday?

Anyone?

I'd bake but the sleepy poster got to me first

thats where any negro belongs

>75 bucks and Jeb's secret recipe is not even included
He is such a kike it's hilarious

Almost certainly, as long as they sit him down and remind him not to say anything fucking retarded to Mueller.