How long until the greatest country on the planet annexes Ameristan?

How long until the greatest country on the planet annexes Ameristan?

Canada isn''t even going to stay together. Annex anyone?
Sage for being retarded

We can't annex ourselves

We could threaten to take you over and you would have to submit. Your military is small and 80 percent of your economy is reliant on ours.

This is now the lowest IQ thread on this board. Why haven't we banned leaf already again ?

Ook ook ook. Ook ook? Ook!

id be down with this. if global warming is real Canada will be the worlds next bread basket

Go back to your cave snownigger. The chinks want you gone and Tyrone said your wife wants her allowance by tomorrow. Also, your transgender kid called and said she wants you to rate her porn debut.

we are like scotland and england 200 years ago. its is our destiny to be united under a single flag.

EEK EEK EEK!

America has 8.9 times the population of Canada. So, assuming Americans still get to vote, it would be more like America annexing Canada if the two countries merged.

You actually non-ironically want to import those problems ? Thought you already had to worry about yourself. Uniting with Canada will be like taking care of a bad kid. Or like ireland and england.

Deport the non-whites and we'll have way more

If I give you a banana will you go away?

I would rather be ruled by a literal nigger than the maple nigger.

why the fuck would they want quebec? its full of french and muslims and libtards. its like the triumverate of retardation. also the biggest shit drain in human history. if you believe they will genocide the fuckers, then by all means, carry on. also, theyd take alberta first.

I will go away as soon as you become smart enough not to shit all over this board.

This.

sorry i dont speak macacao
sorry i dont speak chimpanzee

If you hurry you can get it from that other Brazillian

I'd really rather not. It's not you it's me.

That's already been attempted by these guys. Didn't go so well.

What is this??

>ABLOO ABLOO U IZ SMALL N UR ECONOMY IS SMALL

Why are Americans THE dumbest people on this board?

What is bay of pigs?
What is invasion of cuba?

Cuba was a shitty Vegas comfortably in the sphere of Americans. And you guys decided to kill and subjugate a sovereign country who decided they had enough of American tyranny and you know what happened? Your beloved JFK was embarrassed on national TV and the entire US JOKE military became an international laughing stock for being the most incompetent military every to exist.

Op = kike

i'm from louisiana, just send all of the quebecois down here. we speak the same language, we're catholic and we're weirdly liberal, too.

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THE SYRUP WAR MACHINE MUST BE BUILT
SYRUP INDUSTRIES MUST REJECT NESTLE WHICH TAKES OUR WATER FOR PENNIES ON THE LITRE AND WHOS CEOS OPENLY DECLARE THAT THEY THINK CLEAN DRINKING WATER ISNT A HUMAN RIGHT
FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS
PEOPLE LIKE MAUDE BARLOW WILL MAKE THE DIFFERENCE
THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT WANTED TO TURN ONE OF THE BIGGEST AQUIFERS INTO A WASTE CITE SEVERAL YEARS AGO DUE TO FOREIGN INFLUENCES
SEIG HEIL SEIG HEIL
SHE WAS ABLE TO STOP THEM
NOW WE MUST PUSH THEM BACK FROM THE RESOURCES CANADIANS HAVE
PROTECTING THE NATURAL RESERVES OF THE FAR CANADIAN NORTH FROM GLOBAL CONGLOMERATES
KEEPING THE NATURAL HABITAT IN TACT
THAT IS THE REAL ISSUE IN THE 2018 CAMPAIGN
THESE ARE THE THINGS WE MUST PUSH FORTH WITH A RIGHTEOUS FURY
IF WE FAIL THEN THE LOSER WILL BE THE WORLD IN THE EYES OF HISTORY
SEIG HEIL

I surrender to our leafy overlords

>When a Brazilian tries to formulate a coherent thought

Do it. I fucking dare you

I crunched some numbers and determined 328 Canadas would be needed to conquer the US.

Annexe is so last century.
Québec will have a revolution followed by an independance.
Our new modern constitution(that has yet to be written) will welcome others nation to join us if they meet the criteria.
Based education and technological superiority will be at the heart of this future nation.
Think of it as the USA 2.0
Make something better that descent people will want to join.
No religious belief not back by science.
Most likely Buddhism oriented such as originaly intended by Jesus.

-Augustin