How does Sup Forums feel about elves?

How does Sup Forums feel about elves?

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made for cuddling

Elves are for ensconcing.

Hi, my name is Four and I believe all filthy Elves should be wiped out of existence.

Have a nice day.

Elves are for genocide

I only like mature MILF elves with huge 10kg titties that take big stinky shits.

They should be used for their intended purpose.

abgrund?

Elves are for SLAUGHTER AND GENOCIDE
KILL! KILL! KILL!

Elves are only good to be impregnated with superior Orc seed.

Fuck off Neromashin

Elves are for corrupting and making them attack their own kind.

Dark skin elfs are hot

ANGRY, ANGRY ABOUT ELVES!

That depends on if they can produce offspring with Humans.

Around elves, watch yourselves.

Dorfs are better

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It helps that he made Nero and Ariocha complete fucking scumbags, further enforcing Four's mindset.

What a flat ass.

better than demons, lower than dragons

Drakengard elves are disgusting people, only idiots critique Four.
Wah she destroyed a pirate battlefleet of 18 ships that probably caused countless atrocities against human civilians, but they are escaping let them go you monster!

REMOVE ELVES!!!

Melkor, please.

What the hell is wrong with that foot.

ANGRY

great and cute waifu material

in manga world at least

breeding thier species out of existence

The human way of thinking.

I wanna nibble on her ears

Elves are stupid!

Dwarves are cooler.

Would protect

THIS

>try to breed them out of existence
>eru just gives the little half-breeds the choice to opt-out

Mother fucker.

Half-breeds are still legally elves, and are therefore a non-person. Just use the females to breed more livestock and send the males to kill or enslave the rest.

Yes, the only straight doujin of hers that I like. I miss her traps.

Elves can be cute, though they are as untrustworthy and dangerous as the Jew

Best cooking utensil.

Hero, please.

They seem to be getting lewder and lewder.

>How does Sup Forums feel about elves?
They live a long time while everything else gets old and decrepit around them. For example, in this manga, you have the story of the young man meeting an elf in the garden he was tending. She liked the flowers and stopped by, and accidentally met him. They hit it off. Chapters pass by. It's now the end of the story.

Reminder that Feanor did everything wrong.

But it was pretty funny seeing how much of a huge fuck up one guy could possibly be.

Nothing.

They make for pretty lulzy off-topic shitposting threads.

Fuck elves.
- Kumo.

Guess her take on trap+netorare was a really bad idea.

>But it was pretty funny seeing how much of a huge fuck up one guy could possibly be.
Many of the characters that had huge fuckups did so because they had too much freedom to do so. Total freedom to do what you want combined with great powers means a result that had no moderating input (restrictions) from others.

Jamal-kun pls.
Don't do this to poor Sven.

Can't help it. One breeds slow while the other breeds fast. One typically breeds to have 2.1 children max while the other typically has 5.8 children. One breeds as early as the teens while the other waits until quite a bit older. One is community-building while the other can be the pit-bull of sabotage.

As someone who's totally not an orc, I think elves are pretty sexy

>Why don't you learn some magic Chillchuk the Half-foot Picklock?

Oh yeah? What's your dick size, Mr. Not Orc?

How does this difference in breeding even work anyway? Elves are unironically superior in almost every other aspect like lifespan, physical appearance and intelligence (from longer lives) to humans, but somehow they can't have kids because reasons?

Mud elf! Remove Mud ears!

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Authors had to balance this shit out so humans are able to be the protagonist race in every setting. Tolkien had a good reason for this: his elves are more spirit than a body out of human flesh and a mother and a father making a baby give some of their "power" to their children. At some point they just can't anymore, they would cease to exist.

Disgusting tree-fuckers. Why would we want to protect some trees when there's plenty of rare minerals under them, and we can use the tree to build something useful? We can plant a forest of trees using it's seeds if we need to, giving us more wood and the little bunnies and shit a place to fuck. Dumbest race in existence, dwarves are far superior, always seeking to build more and better things.

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I like this explanation more.

This was a good fap.

>Intelligence
>From a fucking tree hugger
Humans and dwarfs are the intelligent ones, elves are hippies.

Because you know elves only from japanese porn.

This post was about /tg/ but we aren't on-topic anyway.

No, I just prefer the idea of a Japanese porn book about elves rather than Tolkien's shit. Or are you one of those faggots who think everything Tolkien is good? I bet you only know him for LotR

My favorite book is the Silmarillion. The thing about Tolkien is that some of the high-fantasy tropes he established he did really think through and gave good explanations, and afterwards a lot of them just got copied without giving them any thought, so it seems. And while japanese elves are cute, they add next to nothing to the entire body of high-fantasy. Especially when they are porn elves. Worst offenders at being humans with pointy ears.

Why are you posting images of donkey eared titty monsters when asking about elves?

Their ears are supposed to be normal human lenght but taper to a pointed end
Elven chicks are supposed to be slender and pettite while theyir dudes are supposed to be lanky tall dudes who are suprisingly stronk.


I hate what Japan did to the fantasy genre.

>Fantasy
Maybe you should look up what the word means.

Why don't you look up how elves looked in RPGs before Japan got their hands on them.

Not that complainig on a KoreanKartoonBoard will doo anything.

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user, you are retarded.
If you enjoy the ugly garbage drawn by fat ugly artists, then pay them attention and money instead of whining how others don't draw as them do.

People drawing garbage still existed in deviantart so go there for your ugly elves fix.

But user, you posted rapebait.

I want to fuck Four but only anally

>If you enjoy the ugly garbage drawn by fat ugly artists
So... hentai?

That despite having a lot of elf characters, there really aren't many stories about them in anime or manga, nevertheless good romance

She's not an elf. She's a vampire.

elves culture delay them

I love them, though the threads on Sup Forums about them are complete shit.

Only good elf is a dead elf.

I like them, but maintain constant vigilance nonetheless.

Write about how much you want to rape them, this won't get deleted.

Bestiality is vile though.

>the whitest fantasy race
>bestiality
I bet you fuck orcs.

I fuck humans. Anything else is disgusting.

there's nothing wrong with fat elves

Disagree.

>How does Sup Forums feel about elves?

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Like anyone would want to touch someone that shouts how awesome for being born human in front of a pc.

the same way I feel for your mother.

she is a nice lady

This. Especially nigger elves.

Because you are a moron.

Did you have a stroke there elf? You missed a few words in that sentence.

Elves aren't real. There is nobody you can feel superior to except these you make up in your mind. Stop role-playing, it's embarrassing.

Getting upset over jokes about something that isnt real is pretty sad mate.

A joke has to be funny, though.

Comedy is subjective though.

And that still doesn't change the fact you are getting uspest about jokes about a fictional species.