/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SHITPOSTING KING EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) poolreports.kinja.com/ publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Year One: Thank You Mr President 1/23/18
youtu.be/RusEzYAFf94
>Pres Trump signs Sect201 Actions on Trade Tariffs 1/23/18
youtu.be/Zvv9unQ87eY
>SoS T-Rex on Chem Weapons 1/23/18
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>SoS T-Rex in Paris 1/23/18
youtu.be/h7vNporNKiM
youtu.be/WSAQbw0t6e0
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on ChemWeapons 1/23/18
youtu.be/z4jaXZKWB2M
>CIA Dir Pompeo @American Ent Inst 1/23/18
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>DeptVA Video: Battle of the Bulge 1/23/18
youtu.be/dYcqfWCZnNE
>HHS Act Sec Hargan visits CDC 1/23/18
youtu.be/DqLXy9HOgxU
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Gen McMaster, NEC Dir Cohn) 1/23/18
youtu.be/h0qBJIQ0ijI
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/23/18
youtu.be/gDJfAnv8dSs
>TrumpTV Ad: PA 18th Dist support for Rick Saccone 1/23/18
youtu.be/d9nrlQU_LSA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/22/18
youtu.be/13IJEO4JAUY
>VP Pence @Knesset in is-ra-hell 1/22/18
youtu.be/Q2KLUrwgkRc
>VP Pence/bibi press conference 1/22/18
youtu.be/gBOlg8PmQWU
>2nd Lady in is-ra-hell 1/22/18
youtu.be/cF9ILo0LkNI
>VP Pence speaks to troops in Jordan 1/21/18
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>VP Pence leaving Egypt 1/20/18
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>WH Press Brief (Dir Short/OMBD Mulvaney) 1/20/18
youtu.be/O8RraAbyrCI
>New Ad: Complicit 1/20/18
youtu.be/U-nm0vQwO5c
>VP Pence speaks to the Sisi 1/20/18
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MAGA

Now post the real one

Anyone here /werthers/

m a g a

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Where my Anglobros at?

>msm was ignoring the strzok texts missing
>now reporters might ask questions about Trump criticizing samsung
Some reporters are smart and will avoid covering it anyways to spite Trump, but still a good move

>Trump is in this thread right now
>He will tweet out the image you post?

what image do you post?

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Who else jerking off to the left cannibalizing itself?

Whats the Kiwi holding

Movement

Christ, these threads go fast

I don't know.

Marylawoo!

Crying Chuck just got reamed raw and dry.

>Trump tweets all night and keeps liberals up

REAL TRUMP HOURS NIBBA

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I posted this picture least 8 times and i haven’t even gotten a single of (you)

Trump is right about Mexicans being a rapists.

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>tfw no gf to put you in a leg lock and squeeze you to death with her thunder thighs

when is the next happening

nope. /redvines/ here.

AWOO~

why do people keep saying opera would win
She said she is not running didn't she?

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All we have right now are conspiracy theories about deep state FBI agents disliking trump. Meanwhile, the first member of Trrump's cabinet is actually getting interviewed by Mueller. Desu, I'm legitimately starting to worry guys, we're not going to win this

All we have right now are conspiracy theories about deep state FBI agents disliking trump. Meanwhile, the first member of Trrump’s cabinet is actually getting interviewed by Mueller. Desu, I’m legitimately starting to worry guys, we’re not going to win this

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My grandpa really loves them. He's always shilling for them whenever I visit.

And you doubted his wisdom

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KILL (((HER)))

Thick

It's only ever brief and never fatal sadly.

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Really makes me think

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Post examples desu

The common man can't contact congress anymore.

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That sound a little familiar.....

>He's always shilling for them whenever I visit.
soo...he charges you for them?

Little late for that shit now, Alabama fucktards.

>Hello Ms pornstar

Is the Left good at anything? Jesus Christ...

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prob has a big manly clit

Economy is TRUMPS economy. 16 economists agree.

It's California, most of the women he raped and assaulted were probably Liberal big city girls who are glued to their iPhone apps.... it's hard to know which dog in the fight I should be supporting - the illegal or the "victims" of his who voted to bring him into the country

I didn't even realize it was a shad.

lol

You'll never watch her give birth

List of Republicans to support in upcoming elections. Make sure you are registered to vote and know when and where to vote. List is not complete but please share. Next big election is in Pennsylvania's 18th Congressional District on March 13th. Vote for Rick Saccone!

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>luckovich
looks like cuckovich is trying to change his last name to luckovhich

>How to commit suicide via F-16

Does this prove he supports North Korea?

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Lol “US has international obligation, if you dont give us gibs, we will become terrorists”

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What is blue wave 2018's status right now?
>Boned with or without the wall
>Still waiting for the wall then boned
>Needs more time to play out to see if truly boned

A true German original. Riesen are also great.

>bag of cash has parenthesis around it

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

NEWSWEEK DEFENDS PEDOPHILIA

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

twitter.com/therealfasih/status/955788565371392006

Actually now that I look at something that isn't a thicc earth it seems that it isn't shad, but rather Dominik. It looks /very/ close to shadman's style though; my bad still.

I don't know why but it makes it hotter thinking that.

yes, he always needs money for his various medication because obongocare fucked up his plan.

>We love our Khazars, don't we folks?

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>NEWSWEEK
By that you mean Mr. Tentacle Porn, I imagine?

The wall is guaranteed, and thus they're boned. Schumer and Gutierrez got the camel's nose in the tent with their desperate attempts to squeeze a victory out of the shutdown, so now the precedent of wall concessions has been set. Game over.

thats extremely hot! got any more?

I’ll be back you niggers! You haven’t seen the last of Hilldawg! I will have my revenge!

>*cackles**feints*

the silver fern is the national symbol of New Zealand.

I didn’t doubt him, this is excellent fact to shut down the delusional liberals about poor Mexicans being a good people and didn’t do nothing wrong.

Daily reminder Newsweek got raided by federal agents last week.

The Blue Wave is just a puddle of tears

>trump fucks pornstars
so much for the Christan Right

>When they go low...

A rugby ball - its a sport like american football but less homosexual

Reminder that Australia should be the 51st state.

>reverses their cunty gun grab and replaces it with SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>strategic location
>fucks over CHYNA by putting their fuel reserve in Trump's hands
>shitload of coal and uranium
>Aussies are generally cool people and I get along with those I've met IRL
>world shitposting superpower
>steals an entire second continent from the British Crown - the Founding Fathers would be proud
>sold dumb Californiggers thousands of acres of eucalyptus trees, burning their state down with cleansing hellfire and Nature's Napalm

If she embraced her actual racist self she may have had a chance. Corruption turned her soul black though, it's good she didn't.

Yeah we know Christians aren’t all about forgiveness and the imperfections of mankind.

>oh wait

peanut butter duets when I can find them.

I think McCancer might actually outlive that sick old hag.

It happened in my town and i almost caught the Mexican who tried to steal my truck.

Good sweets Kraut. truly /ourcandy/

You have more direct body on body contact so that makes it more homosexual. Football has anti-homo-padding.

It would piss off Britain.

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