Mister, would you like to come to our pool party? We have some root beer

Mister, would you like to come to our pool party? We have some root beer

I-I'm not sure about this

>headcanon the post
Chino will never do that. Cocoa and Chiya maybe since they are mentally retard.

>Coffee Milk
>Root Beer

AMERICAN DUBSHIT PLEASE GO

Uhh...
My, uh, wife, yes, my wife is waiting for me at home. And she'd be worried if I were late. Very worried.
Goodbye, now.

Are you ok, user? Is your head on straight?

Depends on the root beer you little gremlin shits.

Megu is a cow

That depends. Do you three girls have any rock albums?

No thanks, losers. I'm off to fuck my wife Sharo!

No thanks, rootbeer tastes like medicine

Do you have an older sister that will be at the party?

>Chino will never do that.
Something about that Chino looks off, are you sure it's really her?

The cat on her head took direct control.

That's obviously a fucking dog retard

Fuck off from my girlfriend she hates losers like you.

It's actually a parrot

It kinda BOTHERS me that there are some ANONS posting PHOTOS of my DAUGHTER MEGUNUT on anonymous image board.
Please stop this unhealthy behavior.

Your daughter Megucum has nice budding loli tiddies. I mean that completely non-sexually of course.

>girlfriend
Whoa there, buddy! Did you get the wrong impression and wrongly assumed you were dating, just because she was nice to you this one time or something? Unlike you, I am actually MARRIED to her. Sharo is my wife, not you're gf

Make sure you have your safety devices, girls.

why do all the girls have 3 sets of eyebrows?

Is that a buttplug?

I want to drink root beer out of the Chimame's cunnies

Rub a dub dub, thanks for the suds!

My wives Maya, Megu and Chino are SO cute.

Condom dispenser.

just two normal teenage girls doing normal teenage girl things

I would like some hot Cockoa.

Get that thing off your head and no, i'm not going to swim with a bunch of little kids.

>Only if it's A&W.

>This delusion
She's too young for marriage you know

Chiya has chosen a superior asian man (me)!

Joke's on you, we moved to Saudi Arabia

My Wife Chino is so cute.

Root beer isn't good.

Unsafe sex with the Chimame-tai

That doesn't sound safe.

How awful, have some real beer instead.

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sorry, im allergic to pools

Has she been abused or something?

Yes by me

Don't listen to this loser it's just a symbolic still from the OP.

Just point me in the direction of the pool they've been soaking in and I'd drink it all in an instant.

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I-I need to go home to wash my hair

bye!

Some of you need to STOP lewding my wives/mistress/daughters/sexpets/friends

Is this from Miracle girls fest I take it?

>We have some root beer
Is it alcoholic beer? I dont like alcohol.

Your girlfriend is a whore and pleases old man for money.

Serious question, what does root beer taste like? Only had regular. Is it just beer without Alcohol?

I'm not so sure about this. I got molested by a loli in her car once. Do you have any rock albums?

Says who? Stop lying. And stop posting that obvious shop.

Sxarp only thinks about semen and money.

Depends, here "root beer" usually means a carbonated drink like pepsi. It tastes like shit.

Smart man. Recognizes obvious bait when he sees it.

Why do gochiusafags lewd their girls harder than every other CGDCT fanbase?

It all started when Rize did that stretching exercise in S1. At least I think that's the case, the first couple of episodes didn't have any lewdposting that I can remember.

Because the Gochiusa girls are the SEXIEST.

the first ep opens up with Rize in her underwear

Why wouldn't you be sexually aroused by your gf/wife?

This is a healthy level of lewd, repressing it is bad for your health and eventually leads to death. That's why you rarely see threads for other CGDCT shows that were not lewded, the anons that made them have all died.

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>root beer
The fuck is that?

Because Gochiusa characters are actually attractive unlike the midgets in other shows.

Come to Canada and I'll buy you a root beer float.

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I wanna fug gween tea.

Stay away from her.

>root beer
>alcoholic

It tastes like Birch root.

Chino is too depressed about her dead mother to be retarded.

Does it symbolize abuse? I can't think of anything else it could symbolize.

That sounds delightful.

It has a sort of clove-like flavor, tastes like warm spices. Only good for a few sips then it gets gross.

I wanna fug cawfee

How loud do those things get?

The fancy ones call the authorities too.

Even the Navy?

Even your parents.

It symbolizes the abuse of sexual nature that she received when she was just a child.

No, not my parents.

was probably asking for it

Image of my wife and daughter Chino enjoying a meal.

thats vile

Her pupils are hearts, so it means she is enjoying it.

Do you have rock CDs as well?

Glad we established lesbian romantic sex is normal.