Why don't you own an slingshot for self-defense, and to protect your family, home and country?

Why don't you own an slingshot for self-defense, and to protect your family, home and country?

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Faggot

I have this revolutionary invention called a gun

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guns work better

post pic and prove you have a fully automatic belt fed AR-20 metal sprayer then.

Fuck your slingshot. I've got guns.

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Because it's against the law to own such a dangerous weapon.

The slingshot is descended from the humble weapon wielded by God's noblest champion. Only a faggot would dismiss it.

Slingshot
>cheap ammo
>silent
>effective
>foldable for easy concealed carry
>inexpensive
>optics, laser sight easily mounted
>capable of rapid sustained fire
>larger versions van launch grenades and molotovs easily

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COCKSUCKA

>can shoot deadly .45 caliber ball ammo

>meanwhile in prehistoric Sup Forums

>t.

More of a mace man myself.

moder slingshots are made with highly advanced synthetic rubber bands and have lethal destructive power exceeding that of some firearms, more effective than your niggerized 9mm peashooter. Plus it's reliable and won't jam up when you're in a firefight.

God's noblest champion was a Jew. Not exactly a race known for their military prowess.

Honestly, this and a crossbow plus a solid, lightweight bike with spare parts. Apocalypse can't fuck with you then.

Fun Fact: Wrist-braced slingshots are illegal in Germany.

Ammunition is also cheap and always available.

>More of a mace man myself.

that's a flail.