Holy shit amerimutts dont know how to pump gas into their own cars

Holy shit amerimutts dont know how to pump gas into their own cars

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the absolute fucking state of you

Yeah that's right, never mind that it was a state law in a state with 4 million people. None of us can pump gas, that's why we have so many mexicans everywhere.

>Mutts

How can you get a drivers license without knowing how to fill up the gas? Really, are there really so many americans who don't even fill up their own gas. I didn't even realize a pump attendant was a thing.

fuck off slide thread this story is a month old and affected like 8 people

. . . This was against the law in Oregon? Haha, wtf?

The pacific northwest is a...different place.

Oregon and Jew Jersey, two totalitarian states. Not even surprised.

I’m on the other side of the country, but every gas station I’ve ever seen is self-service. I imagine the “some Oregonians” this b8 is talking about are rich subhuman liberals from Portland

Only in liberal, democrat states. They have an aversion to getting their hands dirty and require illegal immigrants to be present to mow lawn, pump gas and clean toilets. Hence their stance on a border wall.

In certain states like New Jersey it’s actually mandatory, you legally can’t pump your own gas

>How can you get a drivers license without knowing how to fill up the gas?
Oregon issued them.
>Really, are there really so many americans who don't even fill up their own gas.
No, just people from Oregon and my Grandma up until a couple years ago.
>I didn't even realize a pump attendant was a thing.
It's a holdover from another era. Personally I think it's neat to have as an option, but a law preventing you from pumping gas is silly.

Most of the upset probably comes from the people getting put out of the job.

Wat...

That's disgusting. What a retrograde shithole. I wouldnt say that about Oregon outright, but Jersey is on the east coast and should know better.

the fuck are transients? Also, it's only a few states where you're not allowed to pump your own gas.

I live in burgerland, and I've literally only ever pumped my own gas. I thought attendants were a retro thing.

You should travel more. A few states have that retarded law, and in more affluent areas gas stations will have the attendant.

3 things.
First, please don't compare the cucked west coast to the chad east coast. It would be like saying Sweden's actions represent Poland.
Second, don't compare uber liberal state to normal american states.
Third, I have pumped my own gas and mowed my own lawn my whole life. Liberals think this is an impossible task that needs a worker (mostly an illegal) to do.

>i refuse to pump my own gas. I hads to do it once in California whilst visiting my brother and i almost died doing it.
How the fuck can you almost die pumping gas? HAHAHAHA this can't be real these people are absurd.

It has to be some kind of shill... I hope.

It’s fine if they want to pump for me. Just don’t expect a tip if I can’t expect a choice in the matter. Same goes for “complimentary” valet.

unscrew lid
pull out hose
stick it into the hole
press the lever
look at numbers
>Many people are not capable of knowing how to pump gas
My god.

this
i had no idea there were still gas stations that pumped gas for you. was one of those old timey things i only saw in movies.

wow, 75% of Oregonians just lost their jobs

>the fuck are transients?
a nice way to refer to bums and beggars.

I wouldn't imagine they get a lot of those in Oregon, but then again isnt that where First Blood takes place?

Until recently, Oregon state law required fuel to be dispensed by licensed fuel dispensing technicians.

link: oregonlegislature.gov/bills_laws/ors/ors480.html

copy:

REGULATION OF GASOLINE DISPENSING
480.310 Definitions for ORS 480.315 to 480.385
480.315 Policy
480.320 Use of coin-operated pumps and dispensing of gasoline by self-service declared hazardous
480.330 Operation of gasoline dispensing device by public prohibited; aviation fuel exception
480.340 Coin-operated or self-service gasoline pumps prohibited; automatic shut-off devices regulated; aviation fuel exception
480.341 Customer operation of gasoline dispensing device in low-population county
480.345 Conditions for operation of dispensing device by certain nonretail customers
480.347 Use of gasoline dispensing device by emergency service volunteer; conditions
480.349 Use of gasoline dispensing device by motorcycle operator
480.350 License required for operation of nonretail facility; application; fee; term; renewal; disposition of fees
480.355 Conditional use license; qualifications; application; review of denial
480.360 Exemption from gallonage requirements of ORS 480.345
480.365 Suspension, revocation, refusal to issue or renew nonretail facility license; procedure
480.370 Subpoenas for investigation; effect of failure to comply
480.375 Safety inspection of facilities by State Fire Marshal; audit; investigation of law violations
480.380 Rules
480.385 Civil penalty for gasoline dispensing law violations
480.390 Nonretail facilities at airports; rules

Seattle is filled with them. I've seen about the same amount of bums there than I have in the less touristy parts of NYC.

>Third, I have pumped my own gas and mowed my own lawn my whole life. Liberals think this is an impossible task that needs a worker (mostly an illegal) to do.
If you can't mow your own lawn they are the ones who should be deported. Not bring in a lot of illegal aliens to change your demographics just because they don't do what they should do for themselves for free and like doing it. Or atleast get one of the neighbourghs kids to do it or your own kid or whatever.
>i had no idea there were still gas stations that pumped gas for you. was one of those old timey things i only saw in movies.
That's how i figured it aswell, like some gas station out in the middle of nowhere, station owner goes out and tanks for the guy and have a little chat because he's bored and nothing is going on, so it's no trouble.

Holy shit, you don't understand shitlib make-work laws. Who's the real dummy?

I really wish these fags would try violence.

wew and this people have voting rights
U burgers need war/culling.

They're fucking all over central florida right now, especially after that cold weather rolled in.

wtf attracts them to seattle? handouts?

>It was a stupid law designed to be a job set a side for high school kids so they could contribute and earn money as young adults.

As dumb as it sounds that was the intent. Most places here you could't find a full service station at all.

Probably dropped his cigar and almost caught it on fire
That’s my only explanation for it

I dont understand the desire people have to pump their own gas.

>if i pump gas i'll SMELL BAD
>people need JOBS
>it could KILL ME

holy fuck, is this real life?

I remember i was in a car with a girl and she closed her eyes while turning because she got scared and also sped up. She also never filled up the fuel tank before, it was the last time i trusted a fucking woman to drive.

I used to serve gas REEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLLY high on drugs. I would also throw my cig butts in the gas tanks to fuck with my friends.

I was definitely qualified as fuck bro.

One time I was so high on painkillers the hose didn't make it to the car and I didn't notice till i was 10$ in. no one noticed.

Metro Detroiter? What city

>I dont understand the desire people have to pump their own gas.
Same as the desire to be behind the wheel. Are you a woman or do you just have a feminine penis?

honestly, the west coast was a mistake

>I dont understand the desire people have to pump their own gas.
It's probably more how you can be so unbelievably fucking lazy that you think you shouldn't do that yourself?

>Oregon is America.

Oregon is one of the worst examples.

>pls no make me smell of gas

Do American's try to drink it too?

Canton.

I like a high-test/tide pod smoothy, myself.

This is what happens when liberals run a state for too long.

American here. I've never seen a service person pump gas into someone else's car. Is this a west coast thing?

thread should have ended with this post

I didnt say that i feel i shouldnt do it what i am asking is why do people make pumping your own gas as some kind og liberating great experience.

When the temperatures are extreme i dont have to leave my vehicle, i dont have gasoline fumes all over me. I just dont understand the greatness of it

Oregon and New Jersey are the only states you will find this in. In NJ it's illegal to pump your own gas. But don't expand this upon the other literally 48 states.

It's like HRT for an entire state.

It is a New Jersey and Oregon thing. Don't buy gas in those states because shit is expensive too.

I've been all over, except for the west coast. Never needed to get gas in Jersey though, so I guess that's why I didn't see it.

Is "how to pump gas" something you actually need to learn how to do? It's like incredibly intuitive. Put the gas hose nozzle in the gas hose hole and squeeze the giant trigger. That's literally it. How the fuck do these people remember how to put pants on every day.

To be fair, the body of the soy cannot effectively push a lawnmower.

Oregon is only one of the 50 states. This isn't an American thing. I've never seen someone not pump their own gas.

>Is "how to pump gas" something you actually need to learn how to do?
I've heard so many stories from women about times they fucked up getting gas, driving away with the hose hanging out of their cars and shit.
>How the fuck do these people remember how to put pants on every day.
They wear skirts a lot

Holy shit. I mean holy shit. Tell the Muslim invaders they can kill these particular people. I’ve pumped my own my whole 12 years of driving without incident. Full service pisses me off.

But this place is getting spooky. I was just complaining to myself about not being able to get my own hexanes in the lab I work at. Hexanes are essentially gasoline.

>americans don't pump their own Petrol/diesel
what

>Or atleast get one of the neighbourghs kids to do it or your own kid or whatever.

This is exactly what used to be done. But now it's considered too dangerous for the poor coddled white kids to operate a lawnmower. You need to hire Enrique's landscaping service with their safety certified lawn tech specialists.

lol /sg/ fags are so mad at Americans right now

it isn't real, top reply is a satire post from an army guy that lives in Hawaii, must've taken some really big middle School brain to conclude this was a real post

Apparently it's a thing in only two states

>I didnt say that i feel i shouldnt do it what i am asking is why do people make pumping your own gas as some kind og liberating great experience.
I don't know if people are trying to make it into that. Just something you do like wiping your ass after going to the bathroom.
>Oregon is only one of the 50 states. This isn't an American thing. I've never seen someone not pump their own gas.
Yeah i figured, was very surprised about it.

I think it's only in New Jersey and Oregon. It's a bullshit makework program some genius came up with.

I'm Northville, small world

>dad takes me out for a drive
>Probably like 9 or 10 at the time, maybe 8
>Tell him I want to put gas in the car
>He sets me up at the pump, everything goes smoothly
>Pull the handle out
>Gas shoots all over my face/head
>Dad drags me inside to rinse my eyes out
>Not even scared, I think I remember it burned a bit because it got in my eyes

Why are liberals more afraid than I was 20 years ago?

I got a mitsubishi and now the pump clicks off repeatedly after every dollar or two so I have to finesse it and put in only $25 when I'm out for fear if I try to fill it up it will overflow

Moved to Oregon a year and a half ago... Couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that I wasn't allowed to pump my own fucking gas.

When I heard a new law would let us I was fucking thrilled, but it actually only applies to EXTREMELY rural areas of Oregon. Anywhere with any significant population still has to sit in their car like they are mentally handicapped and hand their credit card to the super qualified attendant.

Shit is beyond fucking annoying.

Can europoors even afford cars--
>flag
Oh, never mind. FUCKING BASED!

Maybe too many people from Oregon had accidents at some point and they decided to ban self pumping.

No it’s done purely for jobs.

Tbh must of us have such little faith in normies it wouldnt even surprise me if this was true

the dangers of easily accessible gas are real: youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

>in what direction you may fart is regulated
wew, the land of the free

What the fuck? I have never had an attendant pump my gas.

Its not that its a great thing to pump your own gas, its just insulting to be told you CAN'T. The biggest inconvenience is having to wait for an attendant and having to make sure they do the super complex task correctly. When I first moved here I had a couple of them not screw on my gas cap completely. Now I make sure to listen for the click myself.

None of those states you crossed there have such an attendant pumping law.

That's it? You're not even going to post a meme?
> Mutts
Really!? For fucks sakes you Brits are just getting downright lazy at this point. Holy hell.

And because old people fuck things up. It’s the same thing with the mechanism that holds the handle in place so you don’t have to keep your hand on it. Some old ladies were going back to sit in their car, they built up static from the seats and lit themselves on fire upon going back to the pump. At least that’s what I remember hearing.

To me this is a great lesson in what people can do. These people think they’re gonna die doing something I’ve done for years. Things aren’t as deadly as people think.

Headline: some motorists in oregon are worried after they become allowed to pump their own gas
OP's conclusion: all motorists in the US don't know how to pump their own gas

poland was a mistake

The people panicking are the guys who were pumping the gas... now they have to try and find anew job.

I think the main reason was because some retard drove off with the nozzle still in his tank and caused a fire that killed some people back in the 40's

A final solution must be devised and implemented on west coast....no exceptions no survivors

that's how it used to be in oregon.

Oregonian here. I have never pumped my own gas at an actual filling station in my life. It would honestly take me a few minutes to figure out the right way to pay.

Remember that Oregon is rainy all the time and stormy all the time on the coast. It’s not uncommon to see attendants in full rain gear soaked to the bone. So even though you have to wait 30 seconds for the attendant, at least you don’t get soaked.
It’s also good employment for poor or young people. Most stations have said they’re keeping the attendants, it’s mostly the rural places they will fire their employees. My guess is there will be a lot of people sitting in their cars confused waiting for attendants that never come.

Oregonians aren't the whole of the country. Kurwa.

It still is, the new law is only for rural areas in Oregon

>flag
>knowing that in Oregon you couldn't pump your own gas

I've actually lived in Oregon and this was the weirdest thing. After crossing from Idaho to Oregon, hitting 3 ft of fucking snow because of Oregon and >muh chainz, and flying into the Flying J off the I84 border stop, I tried pumping my own gas.

>Tried.

Never before have I seen someone so panicked before. The designated Flying J gas pumper literally ran for his life and was screaming "NOOOOOOO!" as I was about to fill my gas guzzler with gasoline. He was literally fucking screaming and shaking. I thought he was dying, so I ran over to him but he threw me to the ground and raced towards the gas nozzle. I was so confused I blurted out "co to kurwa" despite being fluent in English, and he shrieked like a banshee:

"IN OREGON YOU DO NOT EVER, EVER PUMP YOUR OWN FUCKING GAS YOU ASSHOLE!!!!"

He then proceeded to bend my gas cover in a rage, unscrewed my gas cap and threw it behind him with no fucks given then screamed "HOW MUCH GAS DO YOU NEED? I'M FILLING HER UP!"

I was so fucking confused. Oregon is a weird state.

Shit like that bothers me. Technology has moved on since then, public knowledge has increased.

Reminds me of the laws forcing any passenger vehicle to stop at railroad crossings in Florida. Somewhere decades ago some buss must have gotten t-boned, so now every buss in the sate stops at crossings and opens their doors to listen.

I didn't even know there was a place stuck in the 1950s until recently.
And the reason they stopped guys pumping gas for you is because it makes them sick. The attendants. It's because they inhale those fumes the entire day. If you pump your gas, you might inhale a bit of fumes for a minute. If that. So it's no harm to you.
So I'm really not sure why this is still going on anywhere.

Always assume people are joking, it'll make the rage stop.

agreed, Mohammad wants to be superior, but his low energy prevents it

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

New Jersey, and previously Oregon had laws that required drivers do not pump their own gas.

It's an outdated law stemming from older traditions.

>be me
>visit northeast to go to Tournament of Death in Delaware
>"Fans Bring The Weapons" match advertised
>Buy baseball bat, spend 2 hours gluing thumbtacks to it
>decide i want to go to atlantic city to gamble
>win 200 dollars on penny slots
>rental car gets to 1/4 as I'm driving back to philly
>pull into gas station in some shithole in nj
>go to pump gas
>two niggers run out of the gas station towards me
>oh fuck their gonna rob me
>grab tackbat
>make them think I'm gonna rob them
>they tell me I can't pump my own gas
>niggers wash my windshield and pump my gas for me.

lol rain. look out. dunno if u have these in oregon but it's called a roof.

every bus everywhere in the united states stops before railroad tracks. you're stupid if you think they should not.