Hallo. I'm here for the job interview

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Oh no, it's retarded...

I can tell you're very excited to get to work based on that precum ther and your C.V. is quite impressive. You're hired! HR is down the hall, let's get your paperwork rolling.

Release the hounds

>mfw this degenerate has a bigger and fatter dick than me

that's not big...

>good morning ma'am, the HR department is right there
>>points to gas chamber

Well, we weren't sure after looking at your resume. You didn't seem to have any experience whatsoever. Now that we see you'll fit in perfectly, we'd like to offer you a position at The Huffington Post

Thanks for kicking me while Im on the ground :(

"sorry, but we explicitly stated we're after a female applicant"

That's a huge and thick dick

Why do most lefties, LGBT, and non-whites (except Asian) all have bigger dicks than right-leaning white men?

Is conservatism/right-wing politics just a side effect of penis envy?

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I thought brazil was big dick capital of earth?

Only the trannies have it big.
Mine is 5 by 5 inches.

Hello.
Please, have a seat and shoot yourself

>Attorney
Thankfully in my profession, the mentally handicapped attention seeking faggots (of all kinds) are naturally screened out by their lack of talent and tendency to sabotage their own lives.

Additionally, anyone showing up to an interview like that would be laughed out of the building, whether it was an associate position or just a front desk secretary opening.

>is 5 by 5
You got a cube dick?

Only their trannies

Finally, a perfect diversity hire!

Umm, I'm sorry, but all positions appear to be taken away.

5x5 makes a square.
5x5x5 makes it a cube.

OwO, i mean, welcome!

>TFW this will be the norm in the UK workplace in 5 years time.

>oh okay!
>tucks it in
>where do i sign?

5 thick is really not that bad

Holy fuck, creepy

LOSE SOME WEIGHT

seriously i lost like 5 kilos and my dick seems bigger and I can grab with two hands, then I started to eat like a pig again and regained my giant ass fupa and can only hold it with one


be skinny = dick gets bigger because not engulfed in fat

Thx m8.
I don't believe you but thanks for trying to cheer me up anyway.

Im not fat, that is the problem.

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>LGBT
Whatever dick they have is about to be removed, silly user.

5 inch circumference probably

Mines 7x4.5

Best counter attack is using their own weapons. Just acusse him of sexual agression, flood twitter how he manspreading all time, touched himself etc

Dude, 6,5 inches for me would do. DOn't even need to be 8 or 7.
But fuck me. Native blood dont give big dicks to no one in here :(

You'll fit right in here at Bioware.

Great, you'll love it here at Google.

Have you tried using what amazon euphemistically refers to as a "love ring"?

No. Never.
But my problem is not ejaculating too fast. Is just size.
Even brough a penis extensor, used for a few months but I dont use it anymore.

Fuck off. I don’t want any lawsuits.

Relax user, you could be this guy

Kys.

How do we fix modern women?
Look at this slut in public (video):

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Im this guy when soft and in the winter.

No it's not about lasting longer, it's about getting better erections

I ain’t clicking that shit nigga.

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>tfw 16cm and thick