Brit/pol/: GOOOAAALs of the Year Edition

>Hundreds of cases dropped over evidence disclosure failings
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42795058

>Tommy Richardson-Obousuanjdhaj signs for Norf FC
www.goal.com/en-gb/da-ting-goes-skraaaah-pa-pa-pa-pow

>Souf F.C stadium bought out by Khalid Saif al Islam - to be renamed Prophet of Allah Holy Minaret Mosque Stadium.
www.goal.com/en-gb/stadium-to-be-renamed-after-buyout

>Marble Arch to be renamed "Stormzy Columns" to reflect the new diverse nature of Britain, will broadcast grime 24/7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25436432

>Chicken Connoisseur to be granted MBE for services to chicken shops across the nation. A framed oil painting of him is to be installed in every takeaway across the nation.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-2753456

>Margaret Thatcher statue plan rejected by Westminster Council
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42795060

>UNION SACKED Nicola Sturgeon plots to ‘eradicate’ the Union flag and will refuse to fly it for the Queen’s birthday
thesun.co.uk/news/5411522/nicola-sturgeon-plots-to-eradicate-the-union-flag-and-will-refuse-to-fly-it-for-the-queens-birthday/

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First for Churchill did nothing wrong

funny how that rioting just went viral

question more

Post classic British poems. I'll start:

W'en mi jus' come to Landan toun
Mi use to work pan di andahgroun
But workin' pan di andahgroun
Y'u don't get fi know your way around

Inglan is a bitch
Dere's no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
Dere's no runnin' whey fram it

Mi get a lickle jab in a bih 'otell
An' awftah a while, mi woz doin' quite well
Dem staat mi aaf as a dish-washah
But w'en mi tek a stack, mi noh tun clack-watchah

Inglan is a bitch
Dere's no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
No baddah try fi hide fram it

W'en dem gi' you di lickle wage packit
Fus dem rab it wid dem big tax rackit
Y'u haffi struggle fi mek en's meet
An' w'en y'u goh a y'u bed y'u jus' can't sleep

Inglan is a bitch
Dere's no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
A noh lie mi a tell, a true

Mi use to work dig ditch w'en it cowl noh bitch
Mi did strang like a mule, but bwoy, mi did fool
Den awftah a while mi jus' stap dhu ovahtime
Den awftah a while mi jus' phu dung mi tool

Inglan is a bitch
Dere's no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
Y'u haffi know how fi survive in it

Well mi dhu day wok an' mi dhu nite wok
Mi dhu clean wok an' mi dhu dutty wok
Dem seh dat black man is very lazy
But if y'u si how mi wok y'u woulda sey mi crazy

Inglan is a bitch
Dere's no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
Y'u bettah face up to it

Dem a have a lickle facktri up inna Brackly
Inna disya facktri all dem dhu is pack crackry
Fi di laas fifteen years dem get mi laybah
Now awftah fifteen years mi fall out a fayvah

Inglan is a bitch
Dere's no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
Dere's no runnin' whey fram it

Mi know dem have work, work in abundant
Yet still, dem mek mi redundant
Now, at fifty-five mi gettin' quite ol'
Yet still, dem sen' mi fi goh draw dole

Inglan is a bitch
Dere's no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
Is whey wi a goh dhu 'bout it?

do they still use that?

First for rare Bowden

>L'Oreal
>because I'm worth it
t. Bowden

A truly beautiful piece of poetic mastery.
I am quite fond of Wiley's excellent ballad "Too Many Men", describing the rather difficult conundrum one must attempt to deal with when one is visiting discotheques across the country and there is far too many African gentlemen and not enough nubile young Caucasian ladies.

Take some Picts, Celts and Silures
And let them settle,
Then overrun them with Roman conquerors.
Remove the Romans after approximately 400 years
Add lots of Norman French to some
Angles, Saxons, Jutes and Vikings, then stir vigorously.


Mix some hot Chileans, cool Jamaicans, Dominicans,
Trinidadians and Bajans with some Ethiopians, Chinese,
Vietnamese and Sudanese.
Then take a blend of Somalians, Sri Lankans, Nigerians
And Pakistanis,
Combine with some Guyanese
And turn up the heat.
Sprinkle some fresh Indians, Malaysians, Bosnians,
Iraqis and Bangladeshis together with some
Afghans, Spanish, Turkish, Kurdish, Japanese
And Palestinians
Then add to the melting pot.
Leave the ingredients to simmer.
As they mix and blend allow their languages to flourish
Binding them together with English.
Allow time to be cool.
Add some unity, understanding, and respect for the future,
Serve with justice
And enjoy.
Note: All the ingredients are equally important. Treating one ingredient better than another will leave a bitter unpleasant taste.


Warning: An unequal spread of justice will damage the people and cause pain. Give justice and equality to all.

Bowden here looks like he runs D&D games at my local game club

what magic deck does bowden play?

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he brings a yugioh deck to magic games

#ReleaseTheMemos

Bowden is the most metal bloke ever to exist

dumb nonceposter

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How do we fix modern women?
Look at this slut in public (video):

candidgirls.io/v/ccec5db17c?kgp

>Do you lads know Winterfylleth?

I think the reason I'm blackpilled so hard is that I'm poor as fuck despite best efforts, is it the same for other people? Are any of you rich?

Nice band

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Triggered

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Rich (from crypto) and blackpilled. Working on improving myself I find is the best way to cope.

So, Scotland is being added into Civ.

>Spend all your money trying to make a colony
>it's in the middle of fuckarse nowhere Central America
>It's a disease ridden swamp
>Insult the English so they don't help you with trade
>Insult the Spanish so they don't help you with trade and proceed to raid you
>Literally the only western country in the world that was bought out.

You just got to have more money coming in than going out m8

yeah not my usual cup of tea but they were bretty gud when I saw them

>and is just as horrific

Doing a great job arguing against the criminalization of rape since it is apparently no big deal.

>Implying he's wrong
Jews are evil but they are impressively united as an international community. Something whites rarely were/are. Got to give them credit where it's due

Dem tell me
Dem tell me
Wha dem want to tell me

Bandage up me eye with me own history
Blind me to me own identity

Dem tell me bout 1066 and all dat
Dem tell me bout Dick Whittington and he cat
But Toussaint L’Ouverture
No dem never tell me bout dat

Toussaint
A slave
With vision
Lick back
Napoleon
Battalion
And first Black
Republic born
Toussaint de thorn
To de French
Toussaint de beacon
Of de Haitian Revolution

Dem tell me bout de man who discover de balloon
And de cow who jump over de moon
Dem tell me bout de dish ran away with de spoon
But dem never tell me bout Nanny de Maroon

Nanny
See-far woman
Of mountain dream
Fire-woman struggle
Hopeful stream
To freedom river

Dem tell me bout Lord Nelson and Waterloo
But dem never tell me bout Shaka de great Zulu
Dem tell me bout Columbus and 1492
But what happen to de Caribs and de Arawaks too

Dem tell me bout Florence Nightingale and she lamp
And how Robin Hood used to camp
Dem tell me bout ole King Cole was a merry ole soul
But dem never tell me bout Mary Seacole

From Jamaica
She travel far
To the Crimean War
She volunteer to go
And even when de British said no
She still brave the Russian snow
A healing star
Among the wounded
A yellow sunrise
To the dying

>be """man"""
>live in a permanent strcuckture
>be constantly supplied with centrcuck heating
>have water piped directly to your strcuckture
>have electricity on a grid
>claim to get descended from hunter gathering survivalists
>closest he comes to being a self sufficient man is playing survival on minecraft

Utter state of settlers, bet none of you faggots have ever skinned a rabbit or lived a day without mummy making you a pot noodle, plugging in your night light and tucking you in with your electric blanket in your 35°C heated rooms with closed windows and shag pile carpets and I bet you fucking cry when you can't find your fluffy slippers and your bare foot has to touch the cold of the bathroom tiles
Today's "men" kek

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-42804344

he looks more jewish than yardie

I think most of us have that, I mean enough money to get out and enjoy the world while we can, without giving a shit about the future.

congrats, how you done anything interesting with the gains?

>Comparing the cohesiveness of one ethnic group to a multitude of ethnic groups which makes up a race
Seems fair

>le ebil twitter racists

Could be a mix of both, dunno why but Jewish Dad, Black Mum seems to be quite common in my experience

love camping mate
no i've never skinned a rabbit
but i've stolen plenty of fruit and veg from "settlers"

That’s fucking awful

Harassment mate.
We actually have some pretty fascist laws in the UK.
Really wish we weren't such a soft touch about applying them.

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Yes he did.

And holy Moses, is there anything like a stadium mosque in England, already?

You got one for Yanks?

>Dem tell me bout Lord Nelson and Waterloo
>But dem never tell me bout Shaka de great Zulu
He's right, we should learn more about the history of the Zulus at school
All the fah-sands of 'em

gf likes when i call people pakis

I used "whites" as a plurality referencing the multitude of ethnic groups within it (same way I'd say "blacks" or "South Asians". Whilst not so much these days the inability for even similar-ethnic groups within localised areas was a definite detriment to European development. Just look at how the Germans behaved to each other throughout the 16th and 17th centuries. Whilst this was going on Jews were consistent in their support for each other which allowed them to easily get footholds in host countries.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

I'm still waiting for brit/pol/ to turn on Zulu and say it's cucked because it doesn't take the piss out of them

paris
anidalgo est est inconsiente elle ne vois pas l'urgence des carierre de paris il faut les renforcer a tous pris si on veus eviter un insendie monstrue des abitation en ruine merci de vous aucuper du probléme
merci de transmétre se mesage si vous aite amoure de paris ou pas
vive la france
revener a la terre elle est source d'anplois et davenire

That's what religious infighting does to you. In comparison Anglos from Australia, NZ and Canada have a place in their heart for the mother country.

>because it doesn't take the piss out of them
Why should it?
You can mock all you like, you've got to admit there's something of the noble savage about the Zulu Nation's willingness to fight against obviously superior weapons and tactics. Salute your fellow braves.

The police were deciding which phone messages were relevant to show to the defense; while also being incentivised to prosecute as many "rapists" as possible. Amazing!

My mind had been a mess the last few months, but one thing that I have finally come to a conclusion on is that I am utterly hopeless in every aspect of my life and everyone elses on this planet, I just want to die now desu.

Is the NHS really in as much trouble as the "Nurses" and "Junior doctors" say? More money is going into it than ever before.

>The Best healthcare system in the world, envy of all others.
>Yet equally on it's knees and suffering

They took drugs and were too high to make logical decisions

I lived off grid in the woods for 5 years in a literal hovel and I was going to finish this post until I realised you are a tripfaggot.

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Man Utd absolutely BTFO by Motherwell, how will they ever recover?

what is it with the daily fail ?

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5307161/Michaella-McCollum-appears-confirm-pregnancy.html

anyone know why they are doing this?

It could be worse, look on the bright side.

This pasta again?

What does the child's drawing depict?
I can read bits of it, I think.

Paris in ruin.
Apocalypse of May 2018

Is that meant to be a volcano or sink hole?

The poem has a point actually, they should teach blacks about the zulus etc rather than try to blackwash white history with black ancient britons etc

>being dragged to the cinema with my dad to watch the nu churchill movie

honestly don't know how i'll cope desu

We wuz kangz the poem

That kind of proves my point though, the concept of Anglo-Supremacy was really the first time the British identity was codified in racial theory and it resulted in the largest, most civilised Empire the world has ever seen. Essentially it was emulating what Jews had done for centuries (I mean there was even a quasi-religious aspect that the British were the REAL Israelites).
To the Australian he is Antipodean yes but he is, above all, racially Anglo. This is how the Jew works.

Been NEET for the last 2.5 years
Got rejected from another job again... I thought the interview went really well too. I'm 95% sure that they rejected me because I'm a white male (they were looking for "vibrant young candidates").
Probably gonna kill myself tonight.

If you do go out try and take (((certain people))) with you

This is satire GCHQ

>i'm 100% black

t. mutt

You two should get together.

I actually find it really sad how whites have always been totally incapable of giving any preference to their own group. Look at how Pakis pool resources and buy up entire towns, while a white can't even get the time of day. Even going so far as to cripple other members of their own ethnic group and give preferential treatment to those who are others.

Why waste time?

Probably why you failed the interview

Make sure to firebomb a mosque on your way out lad.

How old are you? What previous job experience have you had?

I don't disagree with that, broadly, however I take issue with the way this poem is often used to push a world view which denounces the teaching of English/British history in English/British school as being overly Eurocentric and exclusionary. In Agar's home of Guyana it'd make sense, given the way in which the land was colonised and filled with Africans and Indians, to teach a broadly international history. But for England, not so much.

>polski mum and ukranian dad
im british

>white mum and paki dad
im black

what do "african/ asian" mutts mean by this?

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24
Not much job experience (a bit of office admin, bar work). I've got a worthless degree too.

Nice try GCHQ

I want to get the drinks in first tbqh.
The interview went well though.

Not necessarily always however it is true to say that, as a racial group, our ability to emphasise individualism WITHIN collective societies has been a definite advantage over pure collective races. The problem arises when we meet these other societies and we cannot fundamentally understand how collective they can be. This is how they exploit us

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You'd best put the kettle on, you'll be getting some visitors soon

>I've got a worthless degree too.
what subject?

And it's why we're doomed, frankly. There could be two white people left on the island and they'd still fight between themselves.

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nah firebombing a mosque wouldn't make much a difference on the long run
doing the bbc headquarters will make more of an effect

Rather not say exactly, but history-related.

except you just politely explain how you actually were parodying far right nazis and actually love multiculturalism and it was all one big understanding, preferably in a light nu-male voice and they'll let you straight off

Islam

Well I disagree a little, the white man is smart enough to be collective when he needs to. It's when another (((white))) man shows up who insists on universal individualism that poisons the well.

>history-related
oh lord

oh user, it's not worthless, it has plenty of value
£-27K value to be exact

>history-related
>not even "History"
you did a "studies" subject didn't you, gg no re

Classics?

I HAVE FUNDAMENTALLY LOST MY GRIP ON REALITY AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yeah we stopped working together in that nepotist way after ww2.

what a-levels did you do?

Become a teacher and educate the youth about how the romans came and blacked the ancient britons and turned us into the diverse paradise we've always been

Don't fix what isn't broken my homosexual friend

>the white man is smart enough to be collective when he needs to
I'd like to believe that, but we do need to, and we're just becoming even more individualist and atomised. I think this is just a broken part of our psyche and I can't see us going against it. I don't mean to blackpill, but it does seem like it's just part of our nature, and good or bad, the consequences of that will be decided by nature.

>after ww2
I doubt whether we ever did it, to be honest.