>Hundreds of cases dropped over evidence disclosure failings
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42795058
>Tommy Richardson-Obousuanjdhaj signs for Norf FC
www.goal.com/en-gb/da-ting-goes-skraaaah-pa-pa-pa-pow
>Souf F.C stadium bought out by Khalid Saif al Islam - to be renamed Prophet of Allah Holy Minaret Mosque Stadium.
www.goal.com/en-gb/stadium-to-be-renamed-after-buyout
>Marble Arch to be renamed "Stormzy Columns" to reflect the new diverse nature of Britain, will broadcast grime 24/7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25436432
>Chicken Connoisseur to be granted MBE for services to chicken shops across the nation. A framed oil painting of him is to be installed in every takeaway across the nation.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-2753456
>Margaret Thatcher statue plan rejected by Westminster Council
bbc.co.uk
>UNION SACKED Nicola Sturgeon plots to ‘eradicate’ the Union flag and will refuse to fly it for the Queen’s birthday
thesun.co.uk