Go to your bedroom

>Go to your bedroom

>Find this on bed

What do?

Fuck the dyke out of her.

I would say rape, but she is basically asking for it, so it's consensual.

Fuck her straight.

Throw her out because Kuroko a shit.

Find some more modest clothing for her and tell her to put it on.

>go in
>she teleports your dick to San Francisco

Rape her with love.

Ask her for directions to Misaka 10032.

Breast growth homones

>be in San Francisco already
>continue to rape her

>grab her and go in
>she is suprised and tries to teleport away but you just continue fucking her
>she freaks out and starts teleporting all over the world while you keep on fucking
>keep fucking while visiting the seven wonders of the world, appearing before thousands of tourists only to disappear a second later, making everyone think they might just imagined the screaming little girl and the guy fucking her
>in the end she is exausted, teleports to CNN headquarters before cameras and stops, mind already broken

>haven't washed my sheets in months
Nasty.

Is, is that lolibut??

>telling a girl what to wear
Just don't.

Read bed time story then head pat

Straighten her ass out.

this. i will be her onee-sama.

hugs and headpats GENTLY so I don't break the skellington

How can I report all of you dirty pedos?

Every anime girl above the age of minus one is legal.

Even toddlers?

Especially toddlers.

...

She'd be pregnant faster than she could say her own name.

There is literally nothing sexual about them.

You just don't see it, pleb.

Naivete is inherently sexual.

Kuroko's a 13 yrs old. not pedo.

Still on the clock.

use the cock to reeducate her

pic related

Leave cause I don't need a visit from Chris Hansen.

Move out.
Some fucking homeless whore is in my house

>Naivete
They're barely conscious

throw her out of the window- damn strays

Ask what the fuck she's doing in my house

Then offer her some watermelon because I don't have any other snacks in the house.

I just turned 18. Would it be wrong...

Whar do you mean?

1-24 is on the clock.

They don't need to be conscious.

>Feminists detected
>calls everyone pedos
Everytime

What if I'm already there?

You'd fuck only old hags who are older than 24? That's a hardcore.

Anything less would make me a pedo.

No one lives in San Francisco.

Jesus christ user get a grip on life.

Rich, coming from me who just today washed new sheets first time this month

I would claim and make her my property.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

Grab her by the penis

ｃａｋｅ　ｌｉｆｅ

Does it have to be the city itself or am I allowed to live in the general metropolitan area.

Can I be her younger?

Reposition her sleeping position, allow her to feel comfortable..

and then fuck her

Wait, what about an unconscious toddler? Do the two cancel each other out or what?

Put her thigh belts back on and proceed to fuck her. In case I don't find the thigh belts, leave

Get out before she starts talking, look for my gun

Touch the butt a little but not too much

Cum on her soles.

Good taste

Ask her who she is and why is she in my room. And then maybe cuddle and get comfy with my new found personal loli.

[x] genuflect

Lurk two years before posting.

Lick over the pantsu.

Sniff it.

Tell her that her Kuroko cosplay is shitty since there is no way she would wear that kind of pansu

>remember i forgot to put her dead body away after having sex with it
jesus christ my mom could have walked in

a bitchy noisy personality in a flat boy's body
y'all niggas gay

...

I give her the V. It's what she wants.

call your mom

grope it some until it wakes up then hope it didn't notice and feed it a bowl of eggs

>Somehow disable her powers
>bring in the most Based hero in Manga, Donovan to sort her out
>????
>Profit

What are you, a cuckold? She can't teleport if you inflict some pain on her.
Literally all it takes is spanking her really hard and she's done for.

go to the internet police website where it says imaginary crimes. fill the report with name, date and hour of the post. they will handle the rest.

>rightclick
>save as

Make her submit to the power of dick, then when I blow my load inside of her I have her transmit it into other girls.

hello my fellow San Franciscans

jokes on you im already in my bedroom
>hue

Only makes it more terrifying not knowing where she is at in your room.

south bay here
fuck caltrain desu

she is still on the bed

Does that mean I'm Kuroko now?

Ask where her Onee-sama is.

you can be who ever the jews let you be

Never fails.

>Well well well what do we have here
Put my hand on her back, holding her down, rip off her panties, and rib my thick hot mushroom tip on her moistening lightly haired cunny.
The sound of her moaning and and slight anger and fear would make my dick throb.
I'd shove all nine thick inches into her tight snatch and listen to her scream as her tiny snatch gripped my massive throbbing veiny uncut cock reflexively ...
The tiny young woman who's not even 1/4th my size will grab my large arm and bite into my forearm hard. Desperate to prevent herself from moaning. Terrified that her orgasmic pleasure will make me take longer or fuck her harder then I am now.
I'll whisper hotly into her red ear, good girl. Cum for daddy.
Wait
..isn't she a dyke?
I'd throw her out of the front door and play minecraft.

Find my gun. This woman might be dangerous. She could have a needle with aids or some shit.

>A random teenage girl somehow broke into my bedroom
Probably first thing I'd do is check if she's breathing, then check for piss and vomit.

I've been high, I've been low,
I've been yes, and I've been oh, hell no!
I've been rock 'n roll and disco,
Won't you save me San Francisco?

Instead of saying LONDON, from now on we should say SAN FRANCISCO

Why is McCree much more fun than Soldier?

But you're in Salt Lake City.

...

Shoot her honestly.
I had a friend in Texas who died to some girl who invaded his home to scout shit out. He found her a snoozin' too.
Castle doctrine her.

Ask her why my bedroom is a white void

>shoot someone who's asleep in your home
At some point it isn't self defense

>I'm on the bed.
>I'm Kuroko
Continue life as normal. If I'm still leading my own life, skipping the whole identity crisis problem, I'd probably just level up my teleportation so I can teleport to Sup Forums users, dropkicking shitposters or fucking good anons who deserve it.
If I'm just leading Kuroko's life, then business as usual. Adventures, molest Onee-sama, pass JUDGEMENT-desu-no, etc.

>pig tails
Throw it in the trash

Wonder wtf is wrong with her arm