Won't you have a seat, it's a cool 90 degrees Celsius

Won't you have a seat, it's a cool 90 degrees Celsius.

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no ty I smoke ribs at that temperature

I thought finn saunas were naked only? Or was that german ones?

Naked only for Finns, possibly for Germans too

Mikko is too flat

I want to die on that flat

Sure a blissful death

Why aren't those young ladies aware that they hang out with a predator in the middle?

Don't trust those lolis, they are already poisoned

proper form

90 celsius? Where are we in Sweden?

What are the branches for?

I want to have a sauna with the Finns.

You dip the branches in water, rinse the water off on top of the sauna stove and start spanking other people (or yourself) with the branches.

Spanking.

No, thanks. I'd rather not fucking die.

But why?

It feels pretty good?

Finns are weird. But you invented saunas so I'll forgive you.

dry heat won't kill ya

and the sweat protects your skin anyway

You beat the dirt off of your body. Smells good and feels good.

Then there's the novelty of leaves on trees, which happens about two weeks every year when the ground thaws.

How can we make Sup Forums more like Finland?

>90 Celsius

That's like 200 Fahrenheit, I don't want my blood to boil.

It's not same thing as boiling water

Post timer is increased to five minutes.

Banya >>> sauna

Banya is a literal sauna ripoff.

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Except that historically banya's predate that finnish shit. Not to speak of the fact that the first ones came from the balkans anyways.

reeeeeee, that's not what a vihta looks like.

>vihta
You mean vasta.

Is that what they teach you in your schools, Ivan? Banyas are just dirty ass wet saunas from people who are incapable of sustaining 100 degrees. We've moved away from it literal thousands of years ago whereas your people picked it up and gave it your own stupid name.

>Is that what they teach you in your schools, Ivan?
Ah yes, the good old, everyone who doesn't agree with me is a "russian" argument.
>incapable of sustaining 100 degrees
I do wonder where you get this from, or is it just plain asshurt?
>We've moved away from it literal thousands of years ago whereas your people picked it up and gave it your own stupid name.
Not only do you seem asshurt, but also WE WUZING.

Onko niillä muka jotain eroa? Meilläpäin ainenkin sanotaan vihdaksi.

Perkele

ei oo, riippuu mistä päin Suomea oot miksi kutsutaa.

Finnish anons are my kulta.

It impoves blood circulation which helps cool the body.

>90c
>Not having a 2 section sauna with 70c (for drinking and relaxation) and 100c for the bathing
>Not using a thick birch bath brooms to spank the shit out of your pores
>Not applying pepper vodka to the body for maximum cleansing experience
>Not having a different wood for different levels of steps

Its like they not even trying.

You shouldn't drink on sauna, almost passed out a few times when I did that

>>Can't relax and drink in 100c sauna.
What are you? A 5yr old?

Get out of this thread.

unironically

Not then you try to hold business meetings or have a good 2-3 hour party without going out (except for snow dives and alcohol restock)

So these business partners and your friends are all 5yr's old.

Generally the Chinese and their translators that come once a year, as for some unknown reason they have a habit of accepting all kinds of celebratory trips/ventures even then its clear as day that they aren't experienced in local customs. It comes off incredibly comical how our Asian partners would try to sit through Boss's shenanigans of constantly adding the steam and pouring another drink. Thankfully for the past 8 years there were only 3 cases of someones passing out. However almost every single time a person or two has to be dragged out due to not being able to stand on their feet.

>yfw sauna so hard that your russian opponent fucking dies

He wasn't following the rules of that competition, which were in place precisely because what happened.

>skin literally melted off

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Lisää löylyä!

>90 degrees Celsius.
holy fuck i am melting

The yellow man who drew that clearly hasn't been to a finnish sauna
>too much lighting
>way too low seats, no one in Finland sits that low in a sauna
>the vihta is way too small
>bucket of water nowhere to be seen
>fucking SWIMSUITS IN SAUNA
These bitches are so bad at LARPing finns.

Fucking mongols get off my board

satwcomic.com/sauna-time

So wrong.

Go away and take that shit with you

satwcomic.com/small-talk

Just for you.

Erika is going to get it now!

>swimsuits in sauna

"No"

>towel

Well if we are talking about foreigners then i can understand.
I had the impression they were finnish business partners.

Then why the hell are you still here.
You know where the door is so fuck off.

>a few months ago I complained that every Erika and/or Maho doujin was rape/blackmail
>in the last three or four weeks I found like 3 top tier galleries with them
And people say God is not good

and estonias, swedes... anyone really.

it's good for you.
pic very related.

That barb wire thing is either fake or the guy is hard core M, maybe even a mentally ill person. I've tried leafless twigs soaked in warm water for over a hour and I can say it's not great.

But he isn't, Erika deserves only rape and blackmail

Saunas are better than beach episodes.

>swimsuits in a sauna
What is this degeneracy? I'd somehow still accept towels but this just too wrong.

She deserves some Maho love.

>Even sauna threads turn into comparison who can take the most heat and alcohol
Every fucking time.