/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MAKE WITCHES GREAT AGAIN EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) poolreports.kinja.com/ publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Year One: Thank You Mr President 1/23/18
youtu.be/RusEzYAFf94
>Pres Trump signs Sect201 Actions on Trade Tariffs 1/23/18
youtu.be/Zvv9unQ87eY
>SoS T-Rex on Chem Weapons 1/23/18
youtu.be/tUASCz2rGCk
>SoS T-Rex in Paris 1/23/18
youtu.be/h7vNporNKiM
youtu.be/WSAQbw0t6e0
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on ChemWeapons 1/23/18
youtu.be/z4jaXZKWB2M
>CIA Dir Pompeo @American Ent Inst 1/23/18
youtu.be/_3VgDFyGpvI
>DeptVA Video: Battle of the Bulge 1/23/18
youtu.be/dYcqfWCZnNE
>HHS Act Sec Hargan visits CDC 1/23/18
youtu.be/DqLXy9HOgxU
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Gen McMaster, NEC Dir Cohn) 1/23/18
youtu.be/h0qBJIQ0ijI
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/23/18
youtu.be/gDJfAnv8dSs
>TrumpTV Ad: PA 18th Dist support for Rick Saccone 1/23/18
youtu.be/d9nrlQU_LSA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/22/18
youtu.be/13IJEO4JAUY
>VP Pence @Knesset in is-ra-hell 1/22/18
youtu.be/Q2KLUrwgkRc
>VP Pence/bibi press conference 1/22/18
youtu.be/gBOlg8PmQWU
>2nd Lady in is-ra-hell 1/22/18
youtu.be/cF9ILo0LkNI
>VP Pence speaks to troops in Jordan 1/21/18
youtu.be/9U4Poni4c-Y
>VP Pence leaving Egypt 1/20/18
youtu.be/WF_IBfYKRx4
>WH Press Brief (Dir Short/OMBD Mulvaney) 1/20/18
youtu.be/O8RraAbyrCI
>New Ad: Complicit 1/20/18
youtu.be/U-nm0vQwO5c
>VP Pence speaks to the Sisi 1/20/18
youtu.be/pisiJ3QgXJE

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justice.gov/opa/pr/2-men-charged-conspiring-illegally-obtain-technology-and-computer-chips-were-sent-china-0
justice.gov/opa/pr/former-department-veterans-affairs-employee-pleads-guilty-wire-fraud-and-bribery
justice.gov/opa/pr/ohio-man-sentenced-providing-material-support-terrorists-making-false-statements-authorities
justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-demands-documents-and-threatens-subpoena-23-jurisdictions-part-8-usc-1373
justice.gov/opa/pr/chinese-company-sinovel-wind-group-convicted-theft-trade-secrets
youtube.com/watch?v=lPvhKV3Yg2k
reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-southkorea-kcna/north-korea-sends-rare-announcement-to-all-koreans-calls-for-unification-idUSKBN1FD33I
iheart.com/content/2018-01-24-thomas-homan-director-of-ice-joins-john-and-ken
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/956322473955545089
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MAGA

IT'S FUCKING ON

>Tonight, President Donald J. Trump stops by Chief of Staff General John Kelly’s office and speaks to the White House press pool, prior to departing for Davos, Switzerland.

TRUMP'S SPEECH TO MAYORS FROM TODAY

youtube.com/watch?v=aSWbndbyYeo

>40 off

AWOO!

Trump is a kike shill

I love Kellyanne.

Justice News
>FBI Releases Preliminary 2017 Data on Crime in the United States
justice.gov/opa/pr/fbi-releases-preliminary-2017-data-crime-united-states
>2 Men Charged With Conspiring to Illegally Obtain Technology and Computer Chips That Were Sent to China
justice.gov/opa/pr/2-men-charged-conspiring-illegally-obtain-technology-and-computer-chips-were-sent-china-0
>Former Department of Veterans Affairs Employee Pleads Guilty to Wire Fraud and Bribery
justice.gov/opa/pr/former-department-veterans-affairs-employee-pleads-guilty-wire-fraud-and-bribery
>Ohio Man (sandnigger) Sentenced for Providing Material Support to Terrorists, Making False Statements to Authorities
justice.gov/opa/pr/ohio-man-sentenced-providing-material-support-terrorists-making-false-statements-authorities
>Justice Department Demands Documents and Threatens to Subpoena 23 Jurisdictions As Part of 8 U.S.C. 1373 Compliance Review
justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-demands-documents-and-threatens-subpoena-23-jurisdictions-part-8-usc-1373
>Chinese Company Sinovel Wind Group Convicted of Theft of Trade Secrets
justice.gov/opa/pr/chinese-company-sinovel-wind-group-convicted-theft-trade-secrets

Haven't they met three times now? Why is this one a big deal

MAGIC DOEST EXIST

what the fuck is Murphy Brown and why is Twitter talking about it? i know it some 90s show but i've never heard of it until now

Certainly this will be the end of Trump's campaign this time!

I can't WAIT to see the spergouts over this.
>"H-he's lying. IMPEACH!"
>"He's not? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S NOT?"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Holy shit you guys, have you seen the latest Narco terrorism video? it's so fucked up, worse than the one with the cop dad and kid
youtube.com/watch?v=lPvhKV3Yg2k

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Akko would vote Trump cause she clinically retarded

>Inb4 "gauging his base" bot shows up

HURRY TRUMP

The first 25-35% of this thread is relatively unimportant, so I'll just post this smug anime Pepe.

Trump is the Jewish Messiah. He embodies all of their aspirations but is clean of the evil. He is the ascended Jew.

Wrong link, Paco.

i'm betting that mueller is the one that backs down here.

Why not just google it?

I'd tell them to fuck off and go to Hardees instead.

TRUMP STARES DOWN MUELLER: I'LL DO IT UNDER OATH! -DRUDGE

> Charge more for your service
> People go somewhere else

They had one of those already and they crucified him.

Of course not. That would be silly

I'm sure Burger King is responsible for this and not some political group that gave them a check to pull this stunt. About as fake as those stupid ass Chevy commercials.

This is a board and thread for political discussion.

Why hasnt my internet slowed down yet? Fucking DRUMPF cant even ruin the internet correctly

KARA BOGA TURK ARAB WARRIOR

This guy walks up to you and grabs your Congressional Budget. What do you do?

>implying I get gets anyway

When will Trump arrive at Switzerland?

And people go to a fast food restaurant that doesn't pull stupid preachy shit.

I enjoy reading these. I love to read them cracking down on medicare fraud and scumbag doctors.

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Jesus was for Christians, he was a decent person.
Trump is the embodiment of success and aspiration.
Jesus was to get us from the stone age to the modern age.
Trump is to get us to the stars.

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>“For those here illegally today who are seeking legal status, they will have one route and one route only. To return home and apply for re-entry like everybody else under the rules of the new legal immigration system that I have outlined today.”

>“It’s our right as a sovereign nation to choose immigrants that we think are the likeliest to thrive and flourish and love us.”

>“Anyone who tells you the core issue is the needs of those living here illegally has simply spent too much time in Washington.”

>“There will be no pathway to citizenship, no amnesty”

>“For those here illegally today who are seeking legal status, they will have one route and one route only. To return home and apply for re-entry like everybody else”

Explain how this isnt a flip flop.

My Sarahfu

>burger king pulls stupid shit like this
>wendy's doesn't
>bk loses their customers to wendy's
Maybe it's not such a bad metaphor after all.

What's this Samsung meme? I know Trump tweeted about it last night. Were the missing messages on Samsung phones?

reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-southkorea-kcna/north-korea-sends-rare-announcement-to-all-koreans-calls-for-unification-idUSKBN1FD33I

Glad you lads are starting to kick your habits, Trump is so strong that he's even managing to get cunts like us to fix our glaring flaws

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MUELLER IS COMING FOR YOU

There are still people in this very thread who think Trump didn't want Mueller's little circus in the first place

>none of you seem to understand
>Im not locked in here with you
>YOU are locked in here with ME

Not sure this is a good idea. They might play word games with him and try to trap him into contradicting himself.

W-whats gonna happen with Melania and Trump? Are the rumors true about her being very mad at Trump over the Stormy Daniels thing? She canceled her trip to Europe with him.

MUELLER IS COMING FOR YOU

> Proposed path to citizenship is to re-apply for citizenship like everyone else

Worst house of pancakes ever

Based OAN up front

Don't reply to Tripfags

Let's talk about how big of a mistake it would be for Trump to talk to that snake Mueller under oath

AWOO! Wake me up when the Tuck is on

He should also challenge Mueller to take the same oath. Would make things interesting.

>paying for wifi at Burger King

I like a baker with a slow hand
I want a baker with an easy touch
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to /ptg/ I want to post some Joes

Be nice.

What do we call it pol???
>The endgame!
>The battle of the Titans!
>The super bowl!
>The final Happening
>...

AWOO~

Kellyanne's a lovely lass.

That pissed me off so much at the end
Only and was streaming it on YouTube
And as soon as he goes to leave abc are the ONLY ones yelling questions at him, everyone else is talking amongst themselves and enjoying the event
Cunts

Maybe someone will get you

> Cancelled

She never said she was going, it was just assumed after the G20. I'm sure she was aware she was getting involved with a man renowned for his sexual prowess and adventures.

Titties you will show us

Great interview on Los Angeles talk radio station with Thomas Homan, acting Director of Ice:
iheart.com/content/2018-01-24-thomas-homan-director-of-ice-joins-john-and-ken

Scroll down to play the interview (it's like 30 minutes) and goes over real problems with illegal immigration, solutions that work, why the wall will help, the real harms of sanctuary city policies.

Good listen.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/956322473955545089

Making America Great Again

mueller.

Just give Trump his wall
Amnesty Don will become real

It's fucking easy, Dems are just stupid.

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Samsung had some glitch with the S8 where messages were deleted or something. FBI is using the excuse that their agents are missing 50K anti-trump texts only problem is that the FBI agents had S5 phones

>This planet exists
>White people exist
>Trump exists
>Magic isn't real
You sure bading?

It's 100% a mistake.
You'll get accused of being a bot or a blackpiller though

~awoo 2 u 2

HOLY SNAP checkd

> Use specific excuse
> Get specific information wrong

For spooks the FBI sucks at lying

Can't wait for the Davos fags to get ripped apart by Trump speech, hopefully is a Miller written speech

Holy shit

If Trump is innocent he has nothing to fear

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How was AJ today?

Thats literally the opposite, but okay

>pathway to citizenship...
>10-12 years later

hes basically passing it on to whoever the next president is.

CEO of Wendy's shit all over Obama and his ecpnomic policies as well as healthcare year before Trump announced he was running
Wendy's is based as fuck(and all the ingredients they use except for the salads are from local farms which is why they never freeze their beef)

Gen. Flynn was innocent, still got shafted.

Source

News for you. Brutal anal rape.

> Shills so involved with shilling they forgot Trump did nothing wrong and has nothing to lie about

They don't expect people to look into it beyond face value. Why wouldn't you trust the FBI goy?

build the wall ese

WHAT THE FUCK

>trump has never been through the legal system and has no idea what he's doing or talking about,also he has no lawyers!
i won't call you a bot or a blackpiller...but i will call you a retard,retard

Does Mueller even have the ability to randomly put someone under oath or not? I'm pretty sure that's part of a process that's determined by necessity, not a tweet

>Samsung had some glitch with the S8 where >messages were deleted or something.
BuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullShit

There is always at least fucking one

What a gross dirt colored dick

i figured it would happen, but i don't like
1. it could be under ANYONE claiming to have arrived as a kid (3M+)
2. (((judges))) will let them get away with murder for 10 years

if they can stop those i'll hate them but i'll deal if we get all the other stuff