On your resume it shows that you have a 3 year gap, what were doing these past three years, user?

On your resume it shows that you have a 3 year gap, what were doing these past three years, user?

I can neither Confirm or Deny details of 3 year gap without approval of the Leader of the IMA

Rioting in the streets, advocating for BLM and Antifa

It's more like 8 years for me. I've been living the dream.

I had to take time to deal with a medical issue. It's now resolved and I'm ready to get back into the swing of things.

>implying I have anything besides a high school diploma
>implying im not a suicidal NEET

Been living life, earned money and lived at my dads house. I still miss it today, and wish I didnt have to work for your company, but we cant all get what we want.

working non-consecutive under-the-table manual labor jerbs.

Masturbating

If you ever don't get a job because of something in your CV that isn't murdering somebody, you wouldn't have gotten it either way.

>australian job interviews
p.s. bruce, this kind of shit literally never fucking happens in the american job market, nobody gives a fuck about that shit all they care about is that you're not a non functioning retard and will show up and actually do your fucking job, you will NEVER hear that sentence in an interview unless they've already decided they aren't going to hire you, you retarded fucking poof cunt

t. kekistani NEET

self employed.. literally

freelance consulting work

Actually they ask it a lot, I have a friend that was bad about job hopping and that comes up too. You must work a lot of bullshit jobs.

>3 years

hahahaha

try 5

>getting an interview with >1month gap

sorry my dudes. was a recruiter for 5 years. you'll never make it

unironically this

nice reading comprehension fail
try it again, read it slowly this time, word by word, take the time to make sure you understand each word before moving onto the next and make sure that you have read all of them, since you obviously did not

>kekistani flag
>thinks employers don't care about gaps in between jobs
J U S T

it's over for you, kid

Fucking hate job hoppers. I’ve worked two jobs in the past 6 years and at both we had employees that had worked many many different jobs before. All would quit after like 6 months after you put all the effort and money into training them.

also since you fail in reading comprehension i can see why YOU would end up hearing the death sentence a lot, i literally never do since i'm not a fucking retard

shit companies turn away people who can get better opportunities elsewhere, sure must suck to be a bitch for a shithole outfit and being mad that other people have more self-respect than you ever will

My bro, no offense intended, but you need a fresh air break. This thread has you in hysterics.

Serious Q what do you tell an interviewer if they ask that? I've had a few employment gaps of a couple years each (coming up on a year w.o working now) but also all my jobs were minimum 3 years at each. I don't job hop.

oh it's hysterical, that a rabdom australian who can't even get first world internet service thinks he has a clue about the culture of the first world job market, i'll admit that
even more hilarious is kids not knowing what it means when somsone tells them english for "we don't want your dumb fucking ass"

Can you bs and close the gap? If the past employer will vouch for the date fudge, or the new interviewer won't be able to check the reference, just close the gap.

instant hire

"I made countless pointless posts on a political internet board that resulted in me becoming a national socialist. May I ask why there is a monkey seated here with us? I'm afraid he's awfully close to that white woman for my liking"

i was going through a very extensive gender operation. Care to ask me this question again?

dude wtf are you on about? any professional job will most likely not hire you for your gaps unless you had a very valid reason. this applies for every job market. the person who doesn't have a gap has a huge advantage over you. i'm baffled that you don't know this.

Kek

>australian hiring practices
>australian is baffled that things don't work the same way outside of autistralia
ohhhhhh noooo, that suuuucks

Just say you had to take time off to take care of a family member. They can't legally pursue more information about that.

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"As a yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin /and/ an expansive,ornate building I find your line of questioning offensive"