was about to sleep and then this fresh nignog bread comes out of the oven; fuck
Jaxon Sanchez
I'll never forget Robert caught with his key open while he's taking a 45 second piss at a rest stop; dispatch yells 'whos eva in da wash roo better check da keys' but he can't hear over his piss stream
Tyler Thomas
I missed that one. Sassy doesn't have much patience for open keys though. It's those special moments that make CPD dispatch the best radio station ever.
Daniel Garcia
Dammit, who got run over by the train?
Jackson Miller
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Nathan Sullivan
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Lincoln Clark
>Red Chevy >Sitting inside it with masks on
Probably the Jamaican bobsled team.
Joshua Green
>unresponsive 39 year old male
Logan Green
>four year old bit on the hand, cheek, and back of head by the family dog
Guess the breed.
Owen Roberts
Guess the breed of the owner.
Owen Morales
>brenda is being stalked by an unknown female
Xavier Nguyen
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Hudson Stewart
Good evening, Robert
Henry Thomas
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Cooper Allen
did you guys here someone say shut the fuck up ?
Lincoln Watson
I heard this
Blake Jackson
You hear weird shit on the air every so often. Ham radio anons have said they think it's somebody with a transmitter fucking with things.
