When are you gonna join the fuckin Marines, Sup Forums

When are you gonna join the fuckin Marines, Sup Forums? How do you expect to fight the fuckin race war without any fuckin training?
> In the fuckin Marines, you'll get trained to shoot fuckers in the face from 500 meters with fuckin iron sights.
>Get trained to kill fuckin muslims, fuckin communists, or who knows fuck your own mother if the op calls for it!
>Tired of being a poorfag virgin in college? Why not go back as a fuckin ripped Chad with free tuition and flashbacks!
>In the fuckin Marines, we've got all you can fuckin eat crayons, slow fuckin promotions, and cool fuckin uniforms
>In the fuckin Marines, we don't exactly give you a lot of job options for after you get out, but we do prepair the fuck outta you to be homeless as shit. But hey, you'll still be a fuckin Marine. Semper Fi, faggot

So what the fuck are you waiting for, Sup Forums? When are you gonna join the fuckin Marines?

Obligatory fuckin bump

Duke Nukem was in the Fuckin Marines

join the marines and fight for israel? no thanks

>Throwing my life away to fight in some meaningless war for ZOG

sorry but imma have to say no

not this time brother, this time we know

Already did. 2006-2010
Honorable discharge and I don't collect disability

I have a mental disorder that they won't waive.

and they'll let fucking trannies join, fuck my life.

when they offer something advantageous? Army is an objectively better choice, fuck all the branches are.

If I was going to die for israel I would join blackops or something

t. COD

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>literally selling your soul to fight to the special interest of Jews and big corporations

Yeah, no.

>so you think your guns are gonna save you when the feds call in the mari-

Lol dumbass, I get cocaine and sushi every first of the month with mine.
Lol OK, see how much you like your nice things when you get shot in the stomach and your medic is so undertrained he can't do a proper IV...cousin was in the army, told me some of their medics are so uncertified its scary
.Pro tip: literally nobody outside of Sup Forums buys that bullshit non argument, so think of a better excuse for being a massive pussy for normies

Go tell your recruiter you want to be Marine black ops...don't say Raiders, tell him you want to go right into black ops. It's an MOS code most don't know about. Also get an eagle, globe, and anchor boot camp. They love when new recruits do that, tells them you're motivated

Race war's coming, if you aren't trained how do you expect to have white children and save your race?

memflaggot

He is a WW2 Veteran you fucking idiot. He never said that.

Honestly have way more respect for the ones who just admit they didn't have the balls, which in reality is the overwhelming majority. If international jewry was enough to keep you from pink misting hajis, you weren't serious about it to start with

I bet she fucked/sucked her entire battalion.

>when are you gonna die for israel pol?

You stole all that shit from that video that black guy did. Fuck off.

A rotten culture that epitomizes sodomites and baby murderers. What's worth defending?

STFU BOOT
>Recruits dont qual with iron sights anymore

Know the difference between a zebra and a female Marine? A zebra doesn't need to suck dick to get it's stripes...Marine bitches are freakier than sorority sorstitutes, 10/10 would highly recomend busting a big patriotic load inside one of the few professions where you have more power over them than they you, plus most want to skate out of field duty so they are down to make Spartan babies

Never. Too many women in the military now. It's not about fighting but politics. Not interested.

>MFW I ruin an entire marine thread with ONE phrase.

Airborne does everything the marine corps does but better.

-t Lawn dart pro.

Whatever dude, everybody has strangled a haji baby and chucked it against a wall. Or at least you could, in the FUCKIN MARINES

>fighting for ZOG

No.

Hey OP, where the fuck were women like this when I was in?
On the few occasions I was able to spot female marines ow women marines (wm) for short, I was cursed by the appearance of Helgat’plfft from the plains of Kolaxior. These wm’s were the original dindu gib dats. Their unceasing sense of entitlement rested purely upon the speed and swiftness of their ability to roll onto their backs.
We used to nickname diseases after specific wms’s. Fucking horrible.
But this pic gives me hope user. Hope for a brighter future with less or none of the spawn of those former disease factories.

There are no women in the infantry, and as far as I'm concerned in the Fuckin Marines, if you're not infantry or EOD you're fuckin Navy

Any moar pics?
(Preferably not for ants)

That's a barrack's pig.
We passed cunts like her around the squadbay on the reg. Serious Daddy issues. Every. Fucking. Time.

2/5 checking in

I'm a gay black woman

Right? I get a new 32inch TV with mine, 80% niggas.

>Where the fuck were women like this when I was in
Fuckin Cherry Point Airbase (MCAS Cherry Point), I fucked this one Marine chick off of PlentyOfFish and went to their barracks. Man, those fuckers are basically in college. It's not the angry try not to kill yourself drinking we did on Ostreet, its like do a keg stand that your Staff Sergeant buys your platoon because he isn't angry at life all of the time and then go run a train on some 19 year old PFC with perky tits. Shit was fun, but god damn if I was a pog I would literally never get anything done. Probably have like 4 kids from Marines in my battalion too dwl

That's a joke, though. No matter if you're in combat arms or not you will have to work with women in some capacity and all the shit that goes with it.

Again, not interested.

>Ah son, I see you too gun
2nd LAR, Semper Fi

>o matter if you're in combat arms or not you will have to work with women in some capacity
Not if you join the grunts, ITB instructors intentinoally break them. Literally zero have made it to the fleet even though the lifted the restriction, I heard there was like this female Mortarman who went to 1/2 and they ran her up and down hills till her body broke.

literally not interesting in having Sup Forumslacks joining the military, or my Corps. there is no more room for people like me and every step of the way, for every red-blooded right winger i met there were ten libtard cucks to try and fuck with us. this happened in boot, and in MOS school, and even again at my first unit. probably won't reenlist bc dealing with all of these bluepilled morons isn't worth it combined with the expected military fuckery. the numbers just aren't in our favor - go learn how to shoot at your local range and learn basic first aid in a local class, and save yourself the trouble of joining the military.

No confirmation he didnt shoot other niggers

Hey pussy is gonna look like a dirty dish rag when she graduates bootcamp

>No confirmation he didn't shoot other muslim sand niggers
FTFY

>t, and in MOS school
"Fuck off you fuckin POG, you wern't even in country on Operation Hastings."

Being around large groups of people makes me nervous.

Oh look the only seven ever I've ever seen in the armed forces and I get to fight over the right fuck it's cum filled holes have been used by every officer

This is how I know you haven't been in long.

Wtf?

So apparently some entitled narcissistic white cunt is why i should fight for the jew?

No thanks.

Nice Satanic deceiving post you Jew.

I did my 2 pumps and got out after 4 in the door said fuck the Corps, have been out nearly 7 years

>get trained to fight for israel

die faggot die

I prefer elite forces

What good is a hobby shooter who knows how to tie a tourniquet with no tactics or discipline? Especially going up against the state?

We have drones and PMCs in 2018.

What's the point of posting that ugly bimbo?

this is largely what kept me away. goddam as much as I wanted to serve and have chance to become bad fuckin ass. fuck israel.

Another military recruitment shill.

Never. This insane multiculturalism experiment isn't my fucking problem.

>Academi and Tripple C ain't what they used to be-Protective Security Specialist

Holy shit I’ve seen her before, I drove past her once about a year ago cause I was doing training on a marine base and swerved a little bit cause I was staring.

you fucking what m8?!?!

When I feel like eating crayons

Can't see your band of brothers here hitting the ground at 500'
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Arent the marines part of the navy?

They’re a department of the navy

I'd never join the Marines or Navy. The thought of just slightly having the chance of dying for Israel is a huge no. If I was to join the Armed forces I'd go to the Air Force, sounds really comfy and a tiny risk of dying and collecting all the benefits of being a veteran.

oh shit, it's almost like the infantry requires support to effectively do their job. thanks for the (You), stolen valor.


if they have a drive to be useful in a real combat situation against the state, it won't be a fucking "hobby" for them, it will become an obsession and a way of life. plenty of vets to encounter at the range with the same view and they love nothing better than being the leader they never got to be while in so they'll school up their new comrades just fine. have some faith, good goy

I couldn't believe this shit when the first guys hit our unit, it was fucking retarded. I understand qualifying with your issued weapon but they should still qual with irons at boot.

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i'no thanks. i don't feel like being a soldier for the jews.

Honestly have more respect 4 a mallethead who pink- mists somebody-anybody- over here.

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>c'mon guise! join the biggest meme branch on the entire military!
no
>army does all the heavy lifting in the pacific at flip islands and new guinea
>marines take all the credit
>army fights to the death at chosin while marines runaway and leave them stranded
>"you army boys are cowards!"
>be so determined to make it to baghdad before the army that you leave several fedayeen controlled towns and cities unchecked and consequently have to have the army clean up your mess
>still don't make it baghdad before them

so it's pretty clear. you don't do fucking shit except make the army's job harder. you should probably be disbanded tbqh. amphibious assaults aren't even a thing anymore.

This user gets it. Same here buddy :)

You

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>kill fucking commies

>tfw right fucking now US Marines are dying FOR commies in YPG

Fucking pottery

wow i never knew that , and not only that but he was assigned with important task like managing occupied cities.

not fit for the marines.
air force was fun tho

>airborne

Thats the right spirit
t. german paratrooper

Fuck you man.I was over Macho Grande. We were outnumbered 20 to 1 .I fired my Lewis machine gun untill it was empty. But those Fokkers wouldn't stop coming.Lost a lot of buddies that day over Macho Grande. At night I still wake up screaming,in a cold sweat, remembering that night over Macho Grande

Thank you based shabos goy, Israel appreciates your service.
Don't worry folks, your wife won't be bored while you are away, (((we))) have created tinder to keep her busy

>Concent to giving complete control over your life to someone else

You should kill yourself if you are such a loser like the marines are

I was in the Grey Poupon.

Fake& gay.

No jump school. Rather be airborne.

wow that is the hottest wook, god damn she must have every fucking strain of HPV and herpes imaginable

>>Lol OK, see how much you like your nice things when you get shot in the stomach and your medic is so undertrained he can't do a proper IV...cousin was in the army, told me some of their medics are so uncertified its scary

Yeah. Let me know how those navy corpsman worked out for you.

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I'm close to retirement and have deployed almost every other year. I have kids I don't see and everything I used to believe in is killing itself and my people. It hurts so much to know how much wrong in this world is my fault. Do 3 years and get the fuck out.

>Implying we’re not already in the Marines.

Go active and don’t go open contract or you’ll end up like this fat and nasty cook.

Lol, that's literally my buddies from my 2009 deployment, I know everybody in that pic. Fuckin facebook famous

If we weren't fighting Israel's wars, then maybe I'd join, but with the current direction of the military industrial complex fighting all of Israel's wars? Nah, I'm good.

you guys are the reason companies would rather hire actual niggers than marines. kys

I tried in '00, got a 99 on my ABSVAT, but they wouldn't let me in because I had a juvenile record.

>sending prime baby factory to the front lines

just nuke us already

You mean a plastic bitch with caked on makeup?