Is this what burger heroes look like nowadays?

Is this what burger heroes look like nowadays?
What the fuck happened to comic books? I check them out recently and they are all SJW shitshow.

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Niggers are so pathetic and unimaginative that they cannot create their own heroes, they can only try to change established white heroes.

ITS YOUR BOY ZACH

>cough

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>Scarlett, Cover Girl, and Baroness still have tits front and center
We're still OK for a few more years.

should be a rule on intellectual property that if the original creator and fans would vomit based on a brand revision they shouldn't be allowed to do it. base it on public polls.
She has a fucking gut!

This all started happened during the subtle post 90s period when women and hipsters started viewing previously nerdy things as cool or at least not shameful. Comics have always had a kind of lefty slant since the 60s.

>should be a rule on intellectual property that if the original creator and fans would vomit based on a brand revision they shouldn't be allowed to do it.
>Stan Lee approved of IronWhore, ThorWhore, LongDeadSpiderCunt, and CaptainNiggerAmerica

Stan Lee:
> born (((Stanley Martin Lieber)))
Some things will never change.

Who would win
>Hundreds of SJW writers and editors for comic books
Or
>One koffy boi

errrr you so sure about that?

God

Try using tineye next time. Google is shit. It's issue 5 of the idw series.

Damn it!

>skinny Irish broad with D cups
>Hapa with C cups
>Chug with B cups wearing sunglasses to hide her chinky eyes
>2 versions of Zoolander who are absolutely not gay
>Absolutely not. Nope. No how, no way.
>Yeah, they're a self-insert, but straighter than a ruler
>At least 3000% straight
>except for that one night

Notice how there are no fat dykes on that cover?
Sure, all the broads ate box at least once while in college, when in their experimental phase. But, no obvious rugmunchers. Other than the two faggots, obviously.
The 'artist' knew that 13-year old boys were his target audience.

Your chug was actually injun and a dyke, but yeah even the lesbos were sexy back then.

why is kenny in there?

Not Aubrey "the commie faggot" Sitterson, that's for sure.

Yup and I bought most issues of Gen13 from 1 and on.

Most image launch comics had balls.

SJW shit aside, what a shit drawing. The left foot looks sideways, and once you see that foot as sideways the right one is weird too

>SJW shitshow.

This is what happened. Pretty straightforward I thought.

That's because they pick these people up off of tumblr and twitter. They literally care more about their politics and opinions more than their abilities.

BTW, try making this thread on Sup Forums and you'll get your shit pushed in by the numales.

Whats this dudes YT channel again? I remember watching one of his vids tearing into Nu-marvel and it was pretty good.

Comic books were always gay, and only autists ever read them

>comic books? I check them out recently

You must be 18 to post here.

I remember when Sup Forums was good, newfag.

If you didn't beat your dick to Cyblade in the 90's I don't even wanna know you.

>I remember when Sup Forums was good

I don't. See:

Look at the blonde guy's arm. That's how I drew muscles in elementary school. If I drew more lumps that meant he was stronger.

The last time comics were good was when comic strips were popular

J scott Campbell is a Cuntaseur

An entire industry, weakened from infighting, cliquish hiring policies bordering on nepotism, disconnected from its base and ignorant of its true enemies. C&D is basically the inevitable barbarian at the gate of the Roman comics industry

>Your chug was actually injun and a dyke,
Maybe your definition of an injun and a dyke differs from mine, but...
>She didn't weigh 300lbs and cry about taking dick the next day!
Say no more.
That's my kind of Chug.

Abbey will always be my comic waifu.

>NERKISH RETCH

The left literally own everything. Its a monopoly on your mind.

Danger girl was great

At least Jap comics aren't cucked.

Dawn always made me feel happy in my pants too.

Comic book companies figured out there’s more money in making movies than good comic books. Now they’re letting the comic books die in favor of the screen.

DC is a mostly fine mixed bag. Marvel is actively suiciding itself and some smaller companies are following suit. That GI Joe series was cancelled, by the way. SJWs actively tried to destroy the industry via Marvel and they are starting to get canned now because nobody bought their shit. All we can do is turn out for the stuff that is actually good now that things are going back to normal. On a side note, this shitstorm has led to massive sales on omnibuses, so its not all bad.

golden age comics are good too as long as they weren’t made by kikes

>LTBG.I. Joe
>Feelings are Half the Battle

You're gay.

Well lets be honest here.
Comic books are not exactly enlightening, they typically have poor, formulated stories that are circular. Although some art is good, they are nothing that that will make it to the museums as masterpieces. So yeah of course sjws are going to get those jobs.

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>muh comic books about super heroes are not the same anymore!!!!
it's always been shit for uneducated degenerates, face it

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It's weird because I feel like no one is even buying comic books anymore, who the fuck would? So you'd think that by SJWing the shit out of it and making their audience even smaller, they'd be shooting themselves in the foot, but I guess the only people buying comic books are soy boy bug men anyway looking for muh nostalgia.

I mean honestly, do any 8-14 year olds even know what a comic book is? What kid is going to buy and read a comic book when there are video games all around and 100 shows on TV/Netflix, and the internet and youtube. No one reads anymore.

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>what a shit drawing
SJW (((artists))) and writers aren't hired for their skills.
They're hired for the number of "diversity" boxes they check.

>IDW G.I. Joe Comic Book Sales Figures - Read Order 2014
>January 2014
>G.I. Joe A Real American Hero #198 Est. sales 6,736
>G.I. Joe Special Missions #11 Est. sales 5,973

>February 2014
>G.I. Joe #13 Est. sales 6,740
>G.I. Joe A Real American Hero #199 Est. sales 6,652
>G.I. Joe Special Missions #12 Est. sales 5,743

>March 2014
>G.I. Joe #14 Est. sales 6,528
>G.I. Joe A Real American Hero #200 Est. sales 11,780

>April 2014
>G.I. Joe #15 Est. sales 6,375
>G.I. Joe A Real American Hero #201 Est. sales 8,294
>G.I. Joe Special Missions #13 Est. sales 5,719
>G.I. Joe Special Missions #14 Est. sales 5,644

>May 2014
>G.I. Joe #15 Est. sales 6,375
>G.I. Joe A Real American Hero #202 Est. sales 6,781

>June 2014
>G.I. Joe A Real American Hero #203 Est. sales 6,791

>July 2014
>G.I. Joe A Real American Hero #204 Est. sales 6,706

>August 2014
>G.I. Joe A Real American Hero #205 Est. sales 6,562

These days, a faggot and a dyke have to publicly refuse to eat each other to get canceled.
In the 80s, dipping below 30K a month in subscriptions meant a pink slip.

I'm personally looking forward to getting Alzheimers, because there will be 20,000 great comics I can read that will seem new.

IronSheboon, CaptainTampon, and GookHulk aren't even on my radar.
>REEEEEEEE

Bonus Points: I get to forget you as well.

Hell they even made Lobo into a homo now. The faggots need a baseball bat to the head.

>Comic books are not exactly enlightening, they typically have poor, formulated stories that are circular. Although some art is good, they are nothing that that will make it to the museums as masterpieces
Obviously they will never be as good as books, but they certainly are not the lowest form of entertainment. Read Planetary.

6,000 in sales for the month.

My company sent out more catalogs than that last month.

>Marvel is actively suiciding itself
Disney just wanted to take the Marvel IPs but they probably dont want to deal with the PR quagmire that surrounds the comic industry. I bet somewhere in the contract for the buy out it says they need to continue with the comics until it becomes unprofitable, so Disney is intentionally trying to make the shittiest comics humanly possible in order to jettison the part of the company that they didn't actually want.

Jack Kirby was also (((one of them)))

Its more about the long reach of the corruption of cultural Marxism. It doesn't logically make sense for comics like these to sell out their values to the terrible slide of degeneracy but even the most obscure and isolated subcultures will fall prey.

Nothing is beyond their reach

Kurwa!

The guy in the middle is a trace of Old Man Prophet from the comic "prophet." the comic has like 5 artists and it is a clear trace of that comic.
Image attached isn't the exact panel but the look and style is exact. Anyone else read the comic?

That G.I. Joe run was also written by a communist who hates the military...

Not really. I mean sure a lot of them did talk about fighting the nazis but mainly that was because they were produced during WW2 era so if it wasnt anti communist it was anti nazi.

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>My company sent out more catalogs than that last month.
DogBless.
Jerking it to the chicks in SportsmansGuide got me through my formative years.
>Hot Broads Wearing Tight T-Shirts that said "GenderIsASocialConstruct" while shoving their tits at the camera
YES!
Please!

Chicks are silly creatures.
Apparently they become suicidal if no one looks at their tits.
Yet, they also become suicidal if everyone wants to see their tits

I think women are horribly confused right now.

>going to the artic
>better put on my ripped jeans and tear my sleeves off

This guy covers the fall: youtube.com/channel/UCrlzSqLSGj8GIOeT5jrQsJA

Even big comics are only moving thousands with no name shit only shipping with hundreds. How these companies stay afloat is beyond me.

>Jack Kirby was also (((one of them)))
So was (((Joe Simon)))
>Joseph Henry "Joe" Simon (born Hymie Simon; October 11, 1913 – December 14, 2011) was an American comic book writer, artist, editor, and publisher.
The More You Know!!

This. Also most if not all of the sjw comics didnt do well at all. Even when they made spiderman a gay black guy in the new movie did it flop.

Diversity & Comics

Sauce pls

I remember stealing a danger girl comic book from this old book store run by a really sweet old dude who looked a little like Trotsky before taking it home and masturbating to it. `

>didn't want 'em using guns because "muh gun violence"

>didn't want white guys because "multiculturalism and socialism will make a better army"

>wanted the fans to be outraged

No wonder they canceled Scarlet's Strike Force already.

I mean. Larry Hama's a lefty. But at least he's reasonable and sensible most of the time. And I met him at a comic convention once and he's a cool guy.

Sitterson's a twat.

Kirby was an ass-kicker first and foremost.

>that time he threw mob enforcers to make Marvel pay protection money out on their asses

Jew or not, Kirby was the King.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=atXIKI2XHj4

Of course she's overweight.

I had a comic book phase a few years ago when I was trying to discover new hobbies. I basically ran into the wall that you describe which is that 90% of all comics ever made are shit and 90% of it is this one neutered child friendly genre. I came to love comics as a medium and the artistic potential it had for visual narratives, which certain artists throughout history certainly realized, but found that I hated 90% of the comics that actually exist.

I'll certainly appreciate the diamonds I found in the medium but ultimately I decided to read literature instead and would not recommend comics as a hobby to most people, or anybody really.

Give your kid Tintin and then move on.

Oh and I forgot to mention that it also introduced me to 80's and 90's comics, which are some of the best shit around. So that was good at least.

Is that G.I. Jose?

Shut up polack. Shouldn't you be starting a world war or something?

Because both Marvel and DC are owned by multi-billion movie studios and cost chump change to keep open. Comics aren't even for readers, they're IP mills for Disney and WB and low cost TV pilots. The rest is just subversive propaganda, profit isn't the point.

If the poster doesn't reply to this, your family will die.

cant create your own heroes when you have none

They tried to turn Iron Man into a teenage black girl.

>when the cleaning lady cleans house

Odd, it is kenny

deep

Being a teenager was fun.

>SJWs now writing G.I. Joe
Ok, that's it, the remaining hope I had left in my heart has been put out. I grew up with these cartoons and comics as a kid and this is what they're doing to it.
I feel like I watched a childhood friend turn into a hardcore feminist
Nothing is sacred to these people.

>Of course she's overweight.
She is a Spic-American.

>Kirby was a kike first and foremost.
>>that time he threw mob enforcers to make Marvel pay protection money out on their asses
>In the spirit of remembering Kirby, writer Saladin Ahmed tweeted and pointed to a 1990 interview with the Comics Journal, where Kirby explained that he was compelled to create the superhero Black Panther because the default had always been white characters. And one day, he realized he was ignoring how important it was for him, and for the comic book industry, to reflect humanity

tl;dr
The Black Panther, the niggest of nigger comics, and soon to be the niggest of nigger movies, was created by a Jew.
I feel like I've read this story somwhere before.

Everything you have ever known and love is going to vanish OP. You will end up being their slave. How does that make you feel? Picture related, it's you after you join them.

I'd rather die

It's because it's the same artist, Milonogiannis, you mong

not a trace but drawn in the same style

Is it me or are comic book artists absolute horse shit?

what am I missing here

The horror

Elf-san wa yaserarenai

That about sums it up. The industry is crashing so fast, sellers constantly complain to DC or Marvel. Imagine what they actually tell other publishers...

>be a jap
>see american comic to the left in your local shop
>expect a qt squirrel waifu based on japanese cover art
>purchase, remove plastic wrapping and read
>start planning pearl harbor II

Yeah exactly. Nerdy things used to be shameful and definitely uncool. I remember playing a bit of Magic when it came out and you definitely kept that under wraps in the school yard unless you wanted a beating.

Many keks were had. 10/10

>>be a jap
>>flag
say no more.

>fatass elf