/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE BIRD HAS LANDED EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) poolreports.kinja.com/ publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump speaks to US Mayors 1/24/18
youtu.be/aSWbndbyYeo
>Pres Trump talks to reporters (audio) 1/24/18
c-span.org/video/?440270-2/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis watches Snake Blood Drinkers in Indo 1/24/18
youtu.be/yx_4UZsdXf8
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Indo Pres Jokowi 1/24/18
youtu.be/p1QFtwokl_Q
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis in Indonesia 1/24/18
youtu.be/ZK2qBdRXvN8
>CommSec Ross in Davos 1/24/18
youtu.be/Zy1CfHlPVm8
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on S Sudan 1/24/18
youtu.be/F7CabGe162g
>HSDSec Nielsen, TranspSec Chao, Starburst McCarthy in Davos 1/24/18
youtu.be/T8cBr45krls
>DoE Video: AMO year in review 1/24/18
youtu.be/nng5zfbOqMc
>WH Videos: VP in the ME 1/24/18
youtu.be/coHrIBW-6_k (Egypt)
youtu.be/SwTH-S3cJYY (Jordan)
youtu.be/51LjkWWsVT8 (w/troops)
youtu.be/VY-zMGc1yBc (is-ra-hell)
youtu.be/qdmbsl8Avwc (the wall)
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/24/18
youtu.be/a8BOW-pqotg
>Year One: Thank You Mr President 1/23/18
youtu.be/RusEzYAFf94
>Pres Trump signs Sect201 Actions on Trade Tariffs 1/23/18
youtu.be/Zvv9unQ87eY
>SoS T-Rex on Chem Weapons 1/23/18
youtu.be/tUASCz2rGCk
>SoS T-Rex in Paris 1/23/18
youtu.be/h7vNporNKiM
youtu.be/WSAQbw0t6e0
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on ChemWeapons 1/23/18
youtu.be/z4jaXZKWB2M
>CIA Dir Pompeo @American Ent Inst 1/23/18
youtu.be/_3VgDFyGpvI

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MAGA

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Please..help us...

twitter.com/CBSNews/status/956340837171986432

so why is Trump using a body double?

because this is clearly not him

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>worse than both presidents Johnson

AWOO~

AWOO

JOE NEEDS TO TEACH DEMOCRATS HOW TO WIN

MAD

AS

FUCK

KILL THEM ALL MR. PRESIDENT

What is this cheap bootleg? I've seen it float around lately.

Alan Dershowitz is a Jew making a transition to the right half of the Kosher Sandwich because he's found an audience of stupid Boomers with Fox News that he can influence and subvert on behalf of his people. Never trust one of these people.

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>ilga
>not LGBRAAAAP

I've been on a Bladerunner nerd fest for like a week now ever since the second one arrived on my doorstep. That workshop of horrors that one rapidly aged dude in the first movie has is basically this.

JOE IS UNCHAINED

My god..

IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

GOOD MORNING /ptg/!!!

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Aren't Intersex the ones who are legitimately born with both sets of genitals? If they are then they do need support (probably not an international Association though)

Release the memo before Trump is interviewed by Muller

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Hiya nordbro

Joe is Joe is becoming increasingly unhinged.

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ARE NOGE

>classified memo
COME ON LET ME SEE IT!! Shouldn't CNN at least get to see it?

you talk like a retard

They're so fucked. It's either they jettison "Dreamers" and piss off their already demoralized base or they shut down the government for them a second time. Their first mistake only set them up for an even more damaging second mistake. You barely need 2D Chess with these people at this point.

every story I hear of LBJ makes him sound more like a psychopath.

trump's retribution on cali will be some sodom & gomorrah shit

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ABSOLUTELY KEKED

He's feeling the heat

stop spamming awoo pictures please

what the fuck

I don't even know what 'intersex' means.

amerilards massively btfo

I love Rhakh-haaa-iiil Mahth-hofvvf too
one of my favorite sandniggers
I mean, I haven't made a sign about it yet but, nevertheless top sandnigger
loves her!

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Someone should hire a hooker to dress up like that dead intern, pour a bottle of ketchup over her head and call his name from outside his window in the dead of night. Might be just enough to push him over the edge.

morning

>you fuck the wife
is he currently a cuck or something?
what the fuck else would happen with the wifey

Leddit garbage

Geez. Is his murder in the memo or something? Hes going crazy.

can you feed a nigger human though, better check with a vet

He looks so very tired.

Trump is killing them.

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>Trump is the Worst President in History
>Not ((('Scandal-free'))) Obama
>Not the 'Neocon' Bushs
>Not 'Sexual Harasser' Clinton
>Not 'Amnesty' Ron Reagan
>Not 'Malaise' Carter
>Not 'Pardoning' Ford
>Not 'Watergate' Nixon
>Not 'Niggers will vote Dem for 100 years' LBJ
>Not 'Mobbed Up' JFK
etc
etc
etc

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Yeah rereading that post, it sounds retarded. I went back and edited it halfway through and apparently didn't piece it together correctly. Anyway, Bladerunner is actually really good and The Goose is a great actor.

It's not looking good for Hollywood in China

What about fat losers who can't get any? Who supports us?

>sometimes you must retreat
top fucking kek

Very awoo!

The Chinaman is rejecting the Jew.

You can lose weight. Chopping off one set of genitals just makes everything worse.

>Not bringing up Grant and the teapot dome scandal
If the south woulda won, we'da had it made.
t. Bocephus

>nog admitting white women rather fuck dogs than niggers

Joe is entering the self immolation phase, could get ugly...
>Even the Churchill avatar seems creepy.

Trump arriving in Zurich
youtube.com/watch?v=KhMriNyp908

Joe couldnt pick an american hero for his avatar?

6 Lori's.

you contribute nothing to the threads
mods do your fucking job

holy shit are they really going with the IT WAS JUST A JOKE line? even if it was a joke that still is inexcusable imo. jokes and humor are founded in truth and when making a secret society "JOKE" like that it clearly is referencing you and your little club's vehement anti-trump bias and at the very least shows you are not impartial and are most likely attempting to steer the investigation towards a pre-determined conclusion. weak as fuck.

MAGA

Any live videos of him in landing in Switzerland?

The Mogul has landed Desu.

Shit, Joe's dementia is pretty bed. Now he's talking to Trump on twitter when he's replying to completely someone else.

Complaining about Sup Forums is against the rules

youtube.com/watch?v=KhMriNyp908

COME ON user THEY WERE JUST HAVING SOME GOOD TIME ABOUT PLOTTING TO OVERTHROW TRUMP

THEY WOULD HAVE MADE THE SAME JOKES WITH HILLARY IN THE OFFICE, RIGHT??

JUST A PRANK!

This.
>We're just calling it a secret society as a joke
>But we're still an insular group conspiring to undermine the chief executive

I think Joes going run as a democrat against Trump in 2020.

He misidentified a camel on the cognitive test on air.

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Implying anyone even knows who the fuck he is

There's likely more than one text anyway

They do sketches about him on SNL

1 Lori

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did it happen /ptg/?
haven't been really checking news last couple days but saw a couple posts claiming he did it?

Amnesty: A pardon for immigration law breakers coupled with the reward of the objective of their crime. Amnesty destroys the Rule of Law.
-Steve King

Is he right ptg

Im just joking about taking over Ft. Sumpter. Hahahaha

>Reps get cucked and discredited before "the memo" is even out.
>Outshilled so hard most media portrays it as a negative towards republicans.
It baffles me how no one in that party knows how to win, for once in your lifetime you have ammo and end up waiting at the back of the bus for 3 weeks to let the hype die out, truly pathetic.

JOEBRONIES ASSEMBLE!

He sees visions of Lori all day every day, there's not much room for clarity of thought

lmao is it true?

Yeah... why wouldn't he be? What are you even asking? These law breakers and invaders deserve the bullet.

>SNL

You guys realize that he is right in the heart of the beast, right. Helvetia is the capitol of the NWO, cabalist or closest thing to it.
>Another cool picture... why is he such a natural for great visuals?
OT... will Joe crack today live on air?

twitter.com/chstenzel/status/956478565834510337

>1 Million Morning Joe watchers
>Millions of SNL watchers
>Millions of spotify users heard his song

Victory will be easy.
He's gonna sweep the 50 states

Don't respond to me pedophile

THE TEXT WAS JUST A JOKE

THE ACCUSATIONS ARE MCCARTHYSM REMEMBER HISTORY!!

>convoi
boi

but Trump is legalizing them