Why are Americans such cockholds for British accents?

Why are Americans such cockholds for British accents?

You worship dumb fucks and their opinions only because of their accent. People like Milo, PJW and Molyneux come to mind.

Your women are the same

>If you have a British accent, girls will automatically be attracted to you

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>American women find British accents the sexiest for men

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Reminder that rape is the only way to make a woman orgasm.

If you've ever made a woman orgasm without raping her, she was faking it.

jelly? your accent/language is ugly as fuck and you look like a mongoloid

god i hate this girl, something about her face is just fucking off, she looks like zuckerberg. why is she posted here so often, is it all blacks who like their oversized nigasses?

Did you guys see the video of her getting fucked with like 3 dudes in the room. Bitch can ride a dick

Strangely enough, American men find Australian accents in women sexy.

American women are worthless whores
True
Rude
Uncanny valley. She's also getting that asian d on the daily so /r/asianmasculinity love to spam her to trigger white bois
Link?

I'm phone posting. just search stpeach on pornhub. She's been getting them pulled down, but there should be at least 1 mirror

uhh we're not. they sound like retards

everyone who doesnt sound like they are from southern california sounds like they have a speech impediment.

It's one of the worst accents I've ever listened to. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Maybe for a leaf. I bet it's an arrangement between the wife and you. You pick the bull, you're wife is the one that gets plodded like a field randomly when she doesn't expect it. Or you are unmarried, no girlfriend, cannot figure out what to do to get a women to orgasm or a virgin.

Will i get a gf if i go to armerica?

>SoCal
>Vaallleeeey girrrl?
Go huff some smog. Come to the Midwest where we have the clearest, most understandable dialect in the English language.

100 get!
Yeet!

Stockholm syndrome

No idea. Personally I dislike the British accent, because the majority of Brits think they are smart when the reality is they are dumber than you average trailer park trash from the USA.

no. You still need to be a bar hopping Chad. It will def give you interesting points but you still gotta have game.

You will get laid without much effort. Just show up and call a roastie "love" and panties will drop

>to trigger white bois
are they retarded? any of us could post 1000 WMAF couples for every one of these.
plus shes deformed and plain looking, she'd be an unironic high 7or8/10 if she didnt fall for the instagrram squats meme

This.

Aeym leik from californyaaaaa.

I can't stand that accent

St peach has souless eyes... like most sociopathic e whores.

tfw first gf was a qt indian with a Leicester accent

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I dunno maybe it has something to do with her being a nubile woman in the prime of her youth and beauty with ideal proportions and perfect flawless pink firm skin and a pretty face and blue eyes. But I'm just guessing.

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I have no interest in your condescending accent...

all americans love british people and our accents

FPBP

100% Idris

>Why are Americans such cockholds for British accents?
We're not, what gave you the idea that we were?

You don't even sound British to me
I think posh or cockney are your stereotypical accents

All removed, any other mirrors up?

Girls have an obsession with British tv. Also the “smart scientist” character in every American tv show or movie is British. If you’re a southerner it’s pretty easy to pick up British girls too though.

>mfw they kept telling me I sound like a cowboy

>Why are Americans such cockholds for British accents?

Not me. Give me a deep Mississippi accent any day.

According to surveys AMERICAN MEN PREFER ISRAELI WOMEN ACCENTS.

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Went to Australia a couple years ago, Sydney. No attractive women and the accent sounds retarded in women.

It looks made of plastic.

It's funny, because english accents are mocked to fuck up here in scotland, fucking parasites.

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>Scottish
>Accusation of parasite
Wut

Because it's true
American accents sound like an in sink garbage disposal trying to digest bony diarrhea

>scotland calling the english parasites

the english literally pay for you to live on the dole and just drink iron bru and take heroin all day.

kill yaself you waste of a life jock cunt

Wouldn't say that to my face though would you? Because you're the biggest pussies on planet earth that even midget pakis can go on rape rampages without english"""""men""""" doing anything about it.

typical american vision of "beauty". Blonde bimbo slag with over exercised arse to please the niggers.

Haggisfag has a point.

>coalburner

i have a british accent and i sound like a totally girly faggot, i think i have low test, idk its probably not even attractive. girls fall for weird things

what about my horrendous accent? most americans think its austrailian anyway so i dont know where i fit in on this

Why are you surprised? You didn't think that asian manlet could please her, did you?

the thousand cock stare is strong with this one...

Is this real? Proof?

It's more that the American, particularly east coast, accent is like nails on a chalkboard.

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>over exercised arse
that's not what that is.

>Molyneux
>British accent

lel

the body matches perfectly and we have enough photos of her back and ass to confirm

I really like northern English accents, like Leeds and Manchester.

I was two weeks no pmo.

>Leeds and Manchester
>Northern

Fucking hell, you could pass for a Londoner

Her name is st peach. She is a league of legends e whore streamer. You betas can go give her your bucks on twitch like the rest if you want.

Nice brapper

>with ideal proportions
the instagram meme of girls having giant arses is only about 4 years old, theyve been tricked into making their arses look huge and worse still men have fallen for it.
i said in another post if she was her natural sie she would be a high 7or8/10 but with the deformity shes barely human.
most women openly admit the find professional oiled up body builders disgusting compared to normal fit well built men, to me this squatting your arse to death thing is the female equivalent

But people from Leeds call their accents northern too?

It's only the classy British accents we like. Cockney is objectively the worst accent on planet earth. Southern redneck is a close second.

yorkshire accent is definitely northern

The middle class british accent is associated with wealth, education, romance and power. It's a trope of popular culture, it's bullshit, but everyone believes it on some level. Even wealthy Americans try to emulate RP.

So do I. Sheila's sound nice.

It's not just British accents. A lot of Americans cannot make the distinction of South African or Australian accents, odd as that sounds.

Even trashy chavspeak can pass as British to your average burger.

It's shameful really. To be honest, I think many burgers would fall for an accent that's foreign to what they usually hear.

>Cockney is worst
not brummie, scouse or essex

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Everything North of London is Northern

it's because the british accent is the best sounding

Big butts turn me on since 2008.

Probably for the same reason British girls like Americans! Couldn't careless personally, white cousins and all that, it's mixing with shitskins that pisses me off, mix-raced kids are just as bad as niggers and almost as dumb!

You fecking what mate? You having a bubble bath? You better be ya dumb septic, else I'll take a sherbert to your cat and mouse and stick a drum and fife in your khyber pass you wanker! Then I'll nick your bees and honey and head down to the battlecruiser where I'll get proper brahms and liszt! Cunt!

What's the accent that turns "much" into "moouch"?

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This. To me the accent makes them sound affectionate, humorous, and down to earth. Traits desirable in a woman. I don't know if this is actually the case, but the accent just gives me that impression

She happens to be callipygian, some women are. Yes, even white women. It's not a magical effect that results from living in proximity to niggers or by listening to rap music. It's not from doing squats, either, that's a myth. She just has a nice ass, and you're just autistic.

The fact that she's a fit blonde with large breasts, a good figure and a good looking face?

Everybody in Britain being half romanian would be fine to you?

Say what you want about British accents, but I do hold this guy in high regard.

youtube.com/watch?v=07Ien1qo_qI&t=1386s

ew

Because Jews own the media.
Brits with that accent in general are weaker and less aggressive than an American man.
So of course they glorify the weak and submissive.
Don't get buthurt Brit fags grow your nuts back you will be tested before we will.

it's just a study in female mental illness, proving that even highly desirable women will still fuck farm animals given the right incentive. (money, attention, fame, etc).

it's like those man-on-the-street shows that pay retards 100 dollars to eat dogshit, and the funny thing is that they can't even find someone who won't do it.

I can't imagine being this angry that American women simply prefer Englishmen.

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Even this sentence SOUNDS better in English.

British accent sounds like somebody working through a TBI. I can't stand it. Same with the Aussies.