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>Pres Trump speaks to US Mayors 1/24/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis watches Snake Blood Drinkers in Indo 1/24/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Indo Pres Jokowi 1/24/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis in Indonesia 1/24/18
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>CommSec Ross in Davos 1/24/18
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on S Sudan 1/24/18
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>HSDSec Nielsen, TranspSec Chao, Starburst McCarthy in Davos 1/24/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/24/18
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>Year One: Thank You Mr President 1/23/18
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>Pres Trump signs Sect201 Actions on Trade Tariffs 1/23/18
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>SoS T-Rex on Chem Weapons 1/23/18
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OHHH NOOO NOOO NOOOO NOOOOO
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Macron truly the best ally
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AWOOOVEMENT
>a source tell me
My newsfu!
What did he do?
Grahamnesty BTFO! Will he ever recover?
Siiii Jupitero
'went after John Kelly'
What exactly did he try to do?
Based. Get fucked, Senator Girl's Name.
If you read this post you will neck yourself in you sleep tonight
Where's that dumb nigger saying Graham and Trump were working closely in tandem and the deal was favoring Graham?
Show your face you fucking coward. Line up for your spanking.
He's not a pos like sharia May.
I have no skills. can anyone make this photo into a Im growing stronger with the glowing eyes?
THAT'S A BIG AWOO!
You and your boyfriend McTumor are on borrowed time!
>today
>go to an art festival thing by myself >a ton of degenerate stoners are there
>people wear decently "nice" clothes, girls wear nice jeans and a nice T-shirt
>all the guys with girlfriends gf's are all looking good, makeup, hair done etc
>I dress in nice jeans and a cool graphic Tee
>spent like 15 mins or so getting ready
>leave after a while
>go home, text my gf we should go back to the art thing together after she's done working
>say I'm really hungry so we should get some dinner first
>she comes back from work
>takes shoes off
>walks in
>she puts on like a dude size t shirt that's like a size too big
>still wearing work pants,
>hasn't showered in at least 2 days
>no makeup
>im playing a game on my pc
>me: "so uhh, you gonna be ready to go soon"
>her: "yeah"
>I keep playing the game on my pc
>hour passes
>she's still laying there playing on her phone
>haven't said anything else to her since she walked in the door
>2 hours pass
>still laying there
>still haven't talked to her since I asked if she is ready to go
>3 hours pass, by now the festival is over
>all the places to eat are closed except McDonald's
>me "well do you want to go get some food?"
>she makes a smart ass noise, doesn't say anything tho
>she takes a shower and lays down to go to sleep
>now its 5 hours later, I'm still hungry and haven't talked to her
>we've been in the same room pretty much this whole time
Seriously I've told her like 4 times over the past year she should wear makeup, she would be really pretty if she actually took the time to look good but I don't want to go in front of a bunch of people (some of which I know and would like for them to see I'm dating somebody good looking) and have her looking like a fucking gomer. She's like the Jeb Bush of trying to look hot, it shouldn't be that hard.
I'm not a total Chad or anything but at least I try, and I take a shower everyday, why the fuck wouldn't you? She's not mean or anything just stupid I guess? I don't fucking know
Confirmed coal burner
Munchin says: weak dollar for the win couple hours ago.
Trump says: strong dollar for the win now
I'm confuse.
and I don't get why I don't need to fill captchas anymore
iirc, he said he should do his job, that is being a COS, and not a "policy" maker.
Hi Sundance!
p in v pics?
Dissolved French parliament and crowned himself emperor of Gaul.
Along with that
> Rubio is out of the "gang", pushing more conservative legislation
No Graham, no Rubio, this gang is dead on the water.
>JK should do his job
JK's job is to protect POTUS from snakes like him
wowzerz
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Weak dollar in the short term, strong dollar long term
Dump her or kys
Show yourself, you faggot
this pasta needs to be an insta-ban
If only....
Stop replying obvious pasta
No blue wave.
No red wave.
Only the
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Why is Graham such a faggot?
I think that is in reference of Graham saying the WH staff (Kelly & Miller) were sabotaging Trump position on DACA. He insinuated both of them by name of causing Trump's apparent change from the man he played golf with.
What the fuck is wrong with that place.
Good lord just put it out of its misery.
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Amnesty Don is back? So he's willing to unilaterally extend the Executive Order for Dreamers before March 5th?
What the fuck?
There are pros and cons for both
Weak dollar good for attracting foreign investment strong good for international commerce
BREAKING: Dept of justice tells me it has recovered texts from FBI agents that had been missing, regarding the Russia investigation. The system did not archive them—however, the old cell phones have been located and contents are now being reviewed.
So they located the texts from the old cell phones that were storaged.
Sounds more and more like a genuine mistake to me on behalf of FBI.
but why did IG say in December he has every message, but he didn't: did he not realize months gap in his archives
>1k on the waiter
waiter gives the straw cause thats want the boss says to do
Youre clearly a pussy and too obsessed with your pc game to bang your girl like a real man. She was texting daquan or some high test white man you fucking pussy. That story you wrote is fucking mental. Get it together you quibbling fuck
was he banned?
All indications are that Trump will REMAIN in NAFTA (negotiations are going heavily in the US' favour as the other parties have so little leverage)
I do not want this. Bad for Canada and the US. They should default to CUSFTA.
>(((Kessel)))
>(((Effron)))
How the fuck do they take themselves seriously?
>This is why you got Trump.
>Inspector General was ordered to investigate the FBI back in 2016
>BY OBAMA
>IG is now fucking the FBI's shit up and by extension the Democrats
I don't get it, guys.
Did the IG pull a fast one on Obama? Was Obama not in the secret fuck drumpf kool kids klub? Did Obama want to fuck Hillary's shit up on the way out?
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2018 is off to a spectacular start. And we ain't even in full gear on this here best timeline yet. We just warming up
>yfw President Trump shakes your hand
Because he got them from the NSA. This is classic parallel construction.
This is not relavent at all
Tell your nasty gf how you feel or dump her
I promise she won’t change for you if she won’t change for herself
>Why White House strategist Steve Bannon told Trump he is in danger of being impeached
>How the love-hate relationship between the president and Morning Joe hosts―Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski―turned entirely to hate
>How Kellyanne Conway felt betrayed by journalists who befriended her―and how she fought back
>How elite, mainstream news reporters―named and quoted―openly express their blatant contempt for Trump
>How Bannon tried to block short-lived Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci―and why Trump soured on him
>How Ivanka and Jared Kushner aren’t the liberals the pundits want them to be―and why Trump tried to discourage them from joining the White House
>Why Trump believes some journalists harbor hatred for him―and how some liberals despise his voters
>How Trump is a far more pragmatic politician than the press often acknowledges (and how the press dismisses his flip-flops when he flops their way)
>What Trump got wrong about Charlottesville―and how Steve Bannon predicted the debacle
>How the media consistently overreached on the Russian “collusion” scandal
>Why Trump actually likes journalists, secretly meets with them, and allows the press unprecedented access
>Why Reince Priebus couldn’t do his job―and the real reason he left the White House
>How Sean Spicer privately berated journalists for bad reporting―and why he and Kellyanne Conway were relentlessly attacked by the media
Will this book be more fake news like Fire and Fury, or be worth reading? Apparently a NYT hack is getting triggered because it quotes him calling Trump a racist.
If negotiations are going in our favor, I don't see an issue. A Trump NATFTA might as well be a completely different trade treaty than the original.
What did you expect from a man named "Lindsey"? In a country where you can literally legally change your name to be anything else?
Might as well tattoo "I AM A CATAMITE" on your forehead.
I know fuck Mexico. Ag and manufacturing are being hurt badly.
I'm sorry but developing nations do not belong in free trade blocs. They're regressing not progressing. These factories are heroin on a dying man who needs to go to the fucking hospital.
>He
This has become a shitposting pasta. He probably had his CS course finish and had to put his laptop away for Algebra.
A source once told me
The jews were gonna control me
I ain't the sharpest goy in the white house
My DACA bill was looking really dumb
Trump put out his middle finger
Than his thumb
And sources say he told me to get the fuck out
Men don't drink out of straws, did Cali finally do something right?
Bullshit. The NSA provided them.
forces of chaos, hear me. If you want me to 3d print an effigy of a frog, then bless this post's digits. more duplicates equals more desire. i will print and distribute effigies in return for the violent-shitting death of ruth bader ginsburg. so let it be written so let it be done.
>ywn come home to fat milkers after a day of autism induced goblin slaying
BIN THAT STRAW
Stop posting off topic and stop replying obvious pasta, faggot retard.
the letter provided to me from the DOJ informing congress it found the FBI agents texts
So the memeo was a big nothing burger?
Dear Missile Defense Technicians: If you track a nuke from NK headed to California, the rest of the country will give you a mulligan.
>kurtz
It's pasta. Stop being a fucking retard and don't derail the thread with blogshit if it weren't pasta. Fuck off.
GET FUCKED, LINDSAY
>tfw he's too autistic to appreciate that he is surrounded by cute girls
Yeah, but even having a shitty name doesn't excuse how much of an obvious RINO he is
It was supposed to find the people trying to keep the country working. The entire reason why all these institutions have commies in upper management is because Obama had probes to help him fire any patriots.
Sound interesting.
Do it Cali! Become the Soviet Californian People's Social Republic.
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Heh. Good luck proving that.
>Oprah Winfrey: US presidential bid 'does not interest me'
>"And so it's not something that interests me. I don't have the DNA for it."
kek
she knows she's a nigger
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But the IG is doing the exact opposite. If the IG was just another Obama goon he'd be covering up all this shit in the FBI.
The IG is actually doing his job and I seriously doubt the Democrats want that.
For those who need a memory refresher here is the news on the gang of eight immigration bill from 2013
> many of the same promises of today
> all without teeth just like present day Graham-Durbin
> democrats were obviously ready to renege on all of their "concessions" through the courts as soon as they got the legislation signed
A suicide pact for republicans and look at that fucking grinning face in the picture.
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Well Nige, Canada and Mexico did something very dumb a few months ago- they both signed on to TPP. That means they are bound by the manufacturing and trade rules presented by that agreement, and have very little leeway. The US is bound by no such agreement, and can unilaterally push conflicting rules onto Canada and Mexico. Such a move would essentially force Canada/Mexico to have TWO SCOOPS of production chains.
Source!
>posting screencaps from boomer facebook
out
So how is this Russia investigation going to play out?
Because he is literally a faggot
“Confirmed Bachelor” means closet fag in the south
It doesn't need to be proved. I'm just saying that I find it much more likely that Admiral Rogers provided the """missing""" texts.
But who is your weatherfu?
forces of chaos, no frogs then, gotcha.
is the form of the effigy that you desire an animal, vegetable, or mineral? if the last two digits of this thread are odd, then you want animal, if one's odd and one's even, then you want vegetable, and if both are even, then you want mineral.
so let it be written, so let it be done.
Goblin Slayer. It's not porn, and the girl is the childhood friend of the titular Goblin Slayer
>Sounds more and more like a genuine mistake to me on behalf of FBI.
Yeah, their mistake was not to destroy the devices like HIllary did, with a hammer. She clearly knew more than they about "forensics"
thats all obvious
>women helping women
This will undoubtedly lead to the male candidates winning.