Dick is starting to hurt and get weird pains

>Dick is starting to hurt and get weird pains
>Seen my dick doctor
>I just have to stop masturbating so fucking much
>Can't bring myself to stop reading ecchi mangas

Is there someone on this board that has been through this ? Should I just buy a chastity belt and give the key to a close friend ?

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>masturbate to ecchi manga when doujin exists
Literally what is wrong with you.

You don't get it.
Ecchi manga get my dick hard and then I need to open my .txt full of exhentai links.
But I can manage just well if there's no ecchi to get my dick hard, can you dig it?

>seen my dick doctor
you have one specifically for your dick?

well of course not It's my dermatologist
but I only see him when I have dick problems so I just call him the dick doctor

Just consult your ass doctor and have him prescribe you lube and prostate massagers.

Naked girls are not nearly as appealing as girls who cover up even a little.

Women who wear lingerie to arouse their men thinking they are the star and lingerie just makes thme better are delusional, it's the lingerie that's the real star, women can make it better with curves but they are essentially just cumbuckets that come with sexy lingerie.

Goddamn, just don't pull on your dick so much. Learn to control your urges. Don't pull too hard on it either. There's some white "bumps" one can get due to injury for playing with your dick too hard or for fugging something too hard near the opening of the urethra or the underside of the glans since that area is sensitive and it's what's pulled on the when you choke the goose's neck. May show up where injured.

I had this problem recently so I started watching some anime that doesn't turn me on, playing vidya while watching anime and taking up learning to draw to distract myself from fapping.

TL;DR take up a hobby or two.

I was once in hospital for 6 days, had to have a few spinal taps, didn't stop me from shuffling with an IV to the bathroom and jacking it.

Difficult part is lacking internet in hospital then.

>Butt play is my biggest fetish
>Love the idea of getting off from my butt
>Try using all types of massagers and dildos
>It's never as good as I wish it would be
I must have the most insensitive prostate in the world and taking the time to prepare never pays off.

If this isn't bullshit OP I have hurt my dick by fapping excessively before when a certain porn game came out. At one point I was getting minimal sleep and basically just fapping all day except for work/food. I stopped and forced myself to sleep when I felt a weird feeling in my chest, and the next day I just started exercising any time I was tempted to fap.
So that's my advice to you: don't die by masturbating. I read about some kid in Brazil or some shit who baited until his heart stopped.

A good way to control your urges is to learn mindfulness meditation. Monks can live their lives in happiness with barely any possessions from just learning how to be mindful, so you can learn to control your dick with it too. If you ever get the urge to read ecchi or masturbate, just watch that feeling. That's it. Watch what your mind says about the feeling, watch your judgements, just watching. Basically you will find that the "urge" is nothing more than a sensation, and that sensation will past, and now all you have to do is to just continue on with your life and shitpost on Sup Forums

>not calling him doctor dick
If I were your dick doctor I'd be pissed off

As previously said, get something to do other than jack off to ecchi shit. If you keep going to you feel an ache in your balls, you should probably do less. I like to keep it to a nice consistent 1 a day unless I feel like spoiling myself or I'm really getting off to it.

Now that I've given an answer, my imagefu is weak.
>Source?

how often do you have dick problems that require doctor attention

AMANO MEGUMI WA SUKI DARAKE!

It sucks but she's super hot

Well I wasn't planning on talking about that but I was born with like, a really narrow urethra which means that I have trouble peeing correctly so I have to see my dick doc pretty often

This is really really good.
Reminds me of that manga by the author of erased about that thick girl and her childhood friend that was never fully scanlated.

How much are you jacking it if your dick doctor is telling you to stop?

How much do you even masturbate do get pains? Use some lube, dude.

Wut?

use gloves

I've done nofap for this entire year so let me just tell you there is no cheat, it only gets worse. Find something to lean on not to fap, busy work involving your hands, self loathing, a god, something. Start taking all of your showers cold because you're going to deal with blueballs a lot. Wear tight underwear because it lessens the pain if your balls aren't just dangling.

What were the benefits ?

There are no benefits.

Did you break your nutbladder?

nofap increases your chances of getting cancer

>Naked girls are not nearly as appealing as girls who cover up even a little.

...

When my dick starts to hurt I just fap through the pain.

Do you shoot farther when you cum?

I don't believe one word of this, but in case it's true I hope it gets even worse.

Not that guy, and this is gonna sound fucking reddit, but I tried that once for 6 months. it worked. YMMV.
It's exactly what its advocates have always said: More incentives and pressures on yourself to find some other means to satisfy that need of yours assuming you're OK with 3D.

Stop dry fapping and/or stop using a death grip.

I find it impressive that OP's pic related is enough to make some one whip out his dick.
I mean, that's like nodding up and down metal-styled while listening to Coldplay.

I get off way more to random images of girls that are slightly lewd than any hentai. It allows for imagination.

its a fetish. so the teasing sensations are what he gets off on, but at the same time as he craves the release he cannot get it.

>no boy to orgasm denial

That's not really it but you're close enough I guess.

>Stop dry fapping
Honestly, just kill yourself if you have a mutilated dick

You are my brother.

...

actually yes
i tough it was normal for my semen to shoot up high in the sky whenever I came because you know, that's also what happens in porn and doujinshis but one day I was chatting with my bros and I jokingly said something like "isn't that fucking annoying when your semen shoots up so high that it lands on your neck ?" because I thought it happened to everyone and they looked at me like I was mental.

Are you trying to make me jerk it user?

w-why ?
I'm OP and it's fucking true I have some kind of disorder I think, I masturbate at least 8-10 times a day and I love edging so each session can last to around minutes/an hour.

N-no ?

30 minutes*

You're pretty lewd user.

ho ho

one week in your testosterone production peaks, and crashes shortly after that

>erpfags

If you post more hotties wearing short shorts I'll give in.

rekt

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JUST STOP reading ecchi manga asswipe. Read any other genre

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Buy yourself a soft onahole.
Seriously, I tried using my hand after using only onaholes for a few months, and was surprised how sore my penis was afterwards.

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I'm fapping.

Attaboy.

Just wanted to be an edgy asshole.
Never heard of such a disorder. 3 is the max I can do per day.

They are called urologists you fucking mongoloid

>he has a max
lol

It feels great to fap like this. Shorts get me feeling super lewd.

>quantifying your masturbation at all
lol

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>quantifying
jokes on you I don't know that word

Got any girls with short shorts and pantyhose?

this might apply

>masturbate 5 times a day
>never had pain
jesus christ! are you perpetually masturbating !?
dip your dick in warm water if you feel pain while erect

Not him, but this is the best I got for now. I'll look harder in a minute

Thank you user.

What a thread

>look harder

I want her to destroy me with her butt and her own physical force, trying to hurt me with judo moves or hugging me. I want her to kill my existence on this unfair world.

Well this thread turned out just fine

Take a vacation somewhere without WiFi, keep your phone turned off, and just walk around or something for a week or so. Your dick will feel better for it.

>Giving your dick a vacation

Jokes aside it's way better to just hold off on fapping for a week, makes the one session so much better. Also makes you cum literal buckets.

Sorry, idk why I don't have anything of this exact combo. I know what I'm looking for later today, though.

You've never heard of Doctor Piccolo the Doc of Dick?

There's honestly a really easy solution to this.Just buy an onahole. With lube, they are incredibly gentle on the dick, and feel about twice as good as doing it by hand. I masturbate almost 10 times a day, but because of my onahole, my dick's completely fine.

Just relationship wise or it influences anything else?

Because you like the idea and taboo of anal, you need to do it with someone or something to make it kinky and not just you trying to get off

this

do you have a brand or something to guide me into the world of onaholes ?
Just realized I was an adult now and I could in fact own one now.

They're trash. Stop talking shit /jp/

check the onahole thread on /jp/

I'm getting conflicting messages

dont listen to there are loads of different onaholes, some of them arent good
and people have different tastes and different dicks
but the right onahole is amazing

Don't listen to Onaholes are a scam. Plastic toys can't make up for real flesh, even if its just your hand. If you wouldn't fuck a plastic bag then why would you fuck a plastic vagina?

Don't worry about
>wanting a cleaning schedule around wacking off
>paying for a fiddle
>often poorly fitting
>loud
>awkward
The only possible reason to get into it is if you're a romantic like jp and think there's some holy grail out there waiting for you. Otherwise for utility and pragmatism they're a waste.

(´•ω•`)

this guy used a shitty onahole so he thinks they're all bad
probably used an american fleshlight or a cheap parody hole

This
American materials are trash. They cannot compete with Japanese synthetics moulded over 1000 times.

>tfw you will never be such a faggot that you have a text files and pictures to debunk a self control exercise

>tfw fap everyday since my first fap
OP is weak desu.

>Edging is retarded and your probably forcing yourself not to cum like your supposed to, hurting yourself and giving you pain
do you know what edging means
taking a small break before you cum so you can keep going longer does not cause any pain

>And I love edging
You fucking dumbass. Edging is retarded and your probably forcing yourself not to cum like your supposed to, hurting yourself and giving you pain
And this These
It's a meme
chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=5c392185e96536fa[
chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
Your just as retarded as OP if you're defending pseudoscience and breaking your duck in a bait thread
For some it can and even if it doesn't for OP your still stopping yourself from cumming, and most idiots force themselves not to, that not only retarded but your an idiot if you.don't think it wouldn't do any damage

If that's the case, then you're legitimately spending 4-10 hours masturbating every day. As long as that's what you want to do and it doesn't interfere with your daily life, it isn't necessarily unhealthy. However, at that rate, you're probably just rubbing yourself raw. 1) Buy a thing of lube and try using that whenever you fap. 2) If you deathgrip, try to slowly ween out of that and be more gentle (it may take a bit to get used to). You can try those first, and you may not even have to cut back if you take good care of yourself.
It's also possible you have an infection, especially given that , but I'd trust your doctor on that unless you have some reason you think he's wrong.
Edging is great, but don't fap your life away if there are other things that you'd rather be doing.
Good luck user.

OP never said he wanted to stop masturbating all together retard read the first post again.
His DOCTOR told him to stop masturbating **SO MUCH** not **AT ALL** .
Quitting masturbation is retarded but abusing it is too, you can have a very unhealthy relationship with masturbation and trying to be more in control of your habits is an important part of self-improvement.