My eyes are up here, user

>my eyes are up here, user

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Yes, but I'm looking at your tits.

I have made my choice.

I came here to post this.

You have BIG eyes!!

If your eyes are up there then why are boobs so big? Check mate bitches.

too big

The frame is too small

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

Cringe, i hope you didn't type this out yourself.

Did I say you could stop stripping?

it's a famous pasta you fucking newfag

It must be really nice being new, huh?

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Came here to post this. Good job, user.

>>my eyes are up here
Never got this about American women.
They dress to emphasize the tits and then say this bullshit if it works.

"I don't know about this, Mayu-chan..."

The point is that they only want attractive men to look at them.

What's that, a cyclop tit? you fucking freak

This.
It's not that they don't want men to look, they just want good looking men to look.

I know, but the level of delusion is amazing. When you see them react it's almost as if they really believed that men are sick for looking at them like that and they are poor, molested and innocent.

I was expecting a gif or webm, you dissapoint me user

Dude wat

Then look further upwards.

All I see is the filename.

but your breasts are down there

Best post of theday.

see and

Well MAYBE if your tiddies weren't so big I wouldn't be looking at them now would I?

Now shut up and let me suck them tiddies.

thank you

The boobs talked!

As expected of the boobs

Alright, I chuckled.

Simpsons Carmen Electra is way hotter than 3DPD version