This is All Things Considered. I'm Ari Shapiro. And I'm Kelly McEvers. On today's edition of All Things Consider, we explore the suffering and anxiety pushed upon undocumented citizens under the Trump-Hitler regime and how one undocumented citizen's dream turned into a nightmare. Here's Diane Rehm.
Hi Diane. Hi, Kelly. Yes, Manuel Rodrigo Rodriquez Vasquez entered the United States from Mexico 20 years ago. He said, "Fuck laws, I need gibs." Trump wants to deport Manuel, who has 20 other undocumented citizen family members here. At his deportation hearing, Manuel was Ordered to go back to Mexico. He is devastated. His children and crying.
*crying sounds in the background*
This is sad. Manuel is so sad. His children are crying. Everyone is crying. If this story didn't make you say, "Fuck having borders and laws and shit," then you're literally Hitler.
Other than that it quality format-parody. Full marks. Do Marketplace next!
Nathaniel Rogers
>my mother tried telling me that npr is unbiased I started listening to nutjob AM stations once my local npr shamed all men everywhere for cat calling
Kayden Taylor
>The News is next
god, get it right bro.
>Do Marketplace next!
1 year in to the Trump economy and the word is...uncertainty! This...is Marketplace. Bum bong ding dong ding ding.
Evan King
That sounds about right. I listen every day on my way home from work. And you nailed it.
Grayson Hall
and we all pay their salaries
Cooper Cox
Did you listen to that story today about Manuel almost getting deported but his family back in mexico "sent death threats" to his family so the judge let him stay here? These stories are so emotionally manipulative.
Benjamin Baker
kek
Nicholas Williams
lmfao yes
this is exactly why I posted this.
as i was listening, i thought i was going to throw my fucking radio out the window.
Levi Sanchez
I've been getting more and more frustrated with npr lately and you really nailed exactly why
sob story after sob story of some chucklefuck who irresponsibly chose to have children knowing they could be deported any day
I can only feel so bad for people who put themselves knowingly into a shitty situation
Levi Phillips
NPR is pretty good desu
Christian Peterson
>t. hillary clinton cock holster
Julian Murphy
the last time i listened i ended up saying out loud while driving "kill your fucking self" to the host i havent listened since
Aaron Lewis
I heard that story today and it pissed me off. NPR was good before the election.
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Wyatt Nelson
Honestly young Mexican people need to learn when their parents are shitty people. Manuel was incarcerated and his son had the gall to say "i guess this is what the american dream is" THE AMERICAN DREAM DOESNT START WITH YOU BREAKING A FUCKING LAW AMIGO
And how about when they interviewed Americans about illegal immigration, it doesnt matter how articulate the guy was cuz LOL HE SOUNDED LIKE A DUMB HICK
God, and ill continue listening to NPR because theres no alternative :(
Jackson Bailey
I tune into npr station in the middle of the night because they syndicate the BBC world service, and it's hard to get good international news these days in a tidy and condensed format
Other than that it's trash
Leo Hill
literally heard this 30 mins ago and thought this exact thing fucking great thread
Jaxson Nelson
Metapost NPR doing a story about how news outlets decide what stories to run, and how to word them, including inviting MSM-hating conservatives to sit in on an editorial meeting and give their opinion on the process. thisamericanlife.org/612/ask-a-grown-up/act-two
Blake Bailey
Oddly, Rodrigo believes the American dream entails breaking laws. Sounds like a typical Third World shit to me.
I really hope illegals werent listening to this story for advice too. I think were good though because it was in english.
Jackson Sullivan
What I find funny is how many people on Sup Forums actually listen to NPR. When they do their hard news segments its usually pretty good stuff. But once you get past the first 20 minutes things take a turn.
On Point used to be pretty good too, but then the SJW's took out Tom Ashbrook because he was mean to Wamyn, so now that has become total drivel. Weekend edition is Strong Black Woman educating whitey now. And then "The World" from PRI is "Muslim Misery today, and what you NEED to do to help them".
Ah, who am I kidding, its going downhill. I still listen to all things considered and marketplace though.
Connor Cruz
>undocumented citizens
There's no such thing as "undocumented citizens". They are either citizens or aren't. If they're not then they are illegal aliens.
Jacob Flores
This is 11/10 clever.
Mason Rodriguez
Tell that to Ari Shapiro and Kelly McEvers.
Kayden Johnson
>undocumented citizen
smdh
Camden Hill
lol
Luis Green
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"Wow so youre telling me olympic athletes have to push really hard to get where they are and that it sometimes hurts their feelings when the coaches are hard. That is an amazing story, you are so brave, thank you for babbl--- talking about this very important issue."
Oliver Gomez
>The move dulcet notes of Ari Shapiro's voice comes over the radio
I'm sitting here now with Kwame O'Bungo, professor of African history and Ethnic studies at the city University of New York. Professor, welcome to the program.
Good to be here Muh nigga.
Professor, there has been a surge recently of Accusations that you and your people...were Kangs and Shieet, would you care to elaborate on just what that means to the listeners.
Sure thang homie. What dat shiet means is we wuz KANGS mu fugga, ya dig. KANGS. And then whitey showed up and capped our shit.
Interesting. Some would disagree with that assertion though, saying there was no possible way you could have been Kangs considering the Archaeological evidence indicates your people never got past the bronze age.
Dey be rasist.
So you are saying everyone who disagrees with you racist?
Sure dog. You gotta dig, even when white people say they are not rasist, they do. All whiteys are devils.
So what should be done to fix this issue, do you think?
Mo money fo' dem programs.
Professor O'Bungo, thanks for coming.
Sure thing Cracka, peace.
Hunter Perez
tfw I used to listen to all things considered on my evening commute. Another thing you faggots ruined for me.
Luke Morris
>Fuck laws, I need gibs
Gabriel Martin
Quality.
I still listen to it. Just to hear leftist bullshit. It's kinda /comfy/ on the ride home.
Zachary Gomez
>every once in a while request the post-election day coverage where every female was bawling on air >get no response
still kek just thinking about it
Brandon Walker
From WBEZ Chicago, it's This American Life, distributed by Public Radio International. I'm Ira Glass, and like Fransworth and Bane posts, there's a good chance you may be reading this in my voice - this post right now, hearing it in your head as if it's read by me, Ira Glass, but only the most astute readers will notice that the picture, is lightly inaccurate, and is in fact, my doppelganger, Fred Armisen.
It was amazing. Male commentators would go to a female correspondent and there would be a 5-10 second delay as they were clearly collecting themselves. Other times they would ask audey cornish something and she just wasn't on the other end, you could hear faint sobbing.
Austin Gray
Does anyone want to do parodies of that day’s All Things Considered stories with me? It will take up some of your free time but probably won’t be worth it, but I still reallllllly want to do it
Liam Green
Skip to Clinton Backers Gather At Wellesley College To Watch Returns for the crying.
Ian Peterson
Not going to lie, the show is super comfy
Matthew Diaz
Listening now. I'm excited.
Such a plan has meme potential - without a doubt.
Wyatt Hill
Do you have a good voice?
Bentley Kelly
I did Wow, that's a lot of salt!
Xavier Harris
I read Armisen doing an Ira Glass impression.
Dylan Bennett
(((ARI SHAPIRO)))
Robert Wright
I'd be interested, I do an okay west coast mellow bitch impression.
Colton Bailey
yeah fuck npr i laugh every time they beg for donations
Levi Lee
If you do, I have some ideas. I was thinking of also making a parody of the intro music, a la this style
Yep. They were living in their bubble. They thought everyone was going to begrudgingly vote for Clinton. They were actually surprised when +70% of the country refused to vote for Clinton.
Male bitch or female bitch? I was hoping to get a man’s voice for this since I have a woman’s voice
Alexander Baker
The rest of local radio is even shittier. NPR has it's moments of hilarity, like when a guest makes a point the hosts don't want made and scramble to end the interview.
Kayden Turner
...
Ryan Evans
how big are his sister's milkers?
Kayden Brown
I hoping for someone who can do a man’s Mexican accent, black accent, and obvious trans man accent if possible Also classic deep radioman voice even as an impression
Dominic Baker
female bitch. but I do know somebody else who would be into this project.
Luke Rivera
NPR is with out a doubt the most excruciatingly painful thing you could possibly listen to.
Cameron Turner
I can't stop vomiting....
Grayson Brooks
holy FUCK i hate Diane Rehm
fucking shaky ass bitch voice watergate liberal dumbass fuck
i hate her
Josiah Rogers
Interesting I think you and I are on the same page with why we can only do female bitch voices. Are you good at impressions? Also, go ask them! Who knows
Ayden Myers
I can't wait for the day for the rope. I'm going to personally be the hang man in the lynch mob that comes after them
Jackson Evans
M O D S
I CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS LIBERAL PORN!
DOOOOOOO SOMETHING. !!!!!
MY EARS ARE BLEEEEEDING.
Henry Lee
lol this
Oliver Rivera
Those eyes doe.bitch is batshit insane
Xavier Hughes
Kek
Brayden White
I know this feel, there's no going back for us user
Elijah Martin
She's not been on the air for years, where have you been user?
Jaxson Anderson
Nigga. I was listening today and this is spot on. I listened to get good hearty laughs everyday.
Ryder Lee
spot on
Connor Russell
lol I heard that shit about an hour ago and thought immediately of Sup Forums
"Go the fuck home spic" is what I said to my radio while Manuel was about to get deported. Then he suddenly got a (((lawyer))) and suddenly started getting (((death threats))) so the (((judge))) suddenly stopped the deportation. Such a load of horseshit. Fuck NPR and their manipulative stories and double fuck illegal aliens.
Jaxon Roberts
no. but if you could go back, would you?
Carson Roberts
I just sent him a discord message linking the thread. He's gonna check it out once he's done with vidja. >Are you good at impressions? Probably 5/10, at the very least they're humorous and recognizable.
Wyatt Wood
reminder that NPR/PBS has been controlled by the Koch Bros for years now, and any "liberal" reporting you may perceive is just Emmanuel Goldstein type agitprop to keep the conservitard plebes riled up
Jesus I have a boring story but here it goes In high school, I saved everything I had from my minimum wage job to buy my car. It was a beater but I loved it. The very first time I turned on the radio, I all I heard was her shaky old lady voice rambling about a book called Knocking On Heaven’s Door I didn’t know about her disease so I just thought she was, like, 90 or something I couldn’t drive for an hour because I would laugh too hard anytime her creaky voice said the words KKNN NNOCKING ONNN HE HE HEAVENS D DOOOORR
Michael Hall
No unfortunately. NPR actually redpilled me back when they had a comment section - I still remember yelling at my "fellow liberals" as they relished the murder of that protester at the Bundy national park seige
Aiden Morales
I used to enjoy NPR.
But it's been crybaby stories about how I should feel bad for someone who made a voluntary choice to come here and winds up paying the price.
And, on my local station,they had two weeks of non-stop stories about fucking soup. As in the food. Every time I turned on the station they were talking about illegals or they were talking about soup.
What the fuck.
Michael Robinson
>2 Jews and a mick crying over the deportation of a Latino You pretty much nailed it OP
Landon Johnson
I may be a Republican, but I enjoy listening to the better quality discussion on NPR. Morning Edition, 1A, On Point are all good. I love Wait Wait Don't Tell Me and Hidden Brain on the weekends. Yes, they present things in a somewhat liberal fashion, Fresh Air is for girls, etc., but it's not nearly as bad as the Kremlin-worshipers make it out to be. It's more news, less opinion.
Chase Nguyen
Which one do you think you’re best at? Also do you have a throwaway email? I might do a vocaroo in a minute after I finish folding laundry to give an example of what I think could be good for doing parodies
Nolan Jenkins
Show your flag faggot. That story was pure manipulation to make you feel bad about a non English speaking illegal alien.
Lincoln Ross
It’s really a shame there aren’t any other classical music stations. Do we really need to taint Bach and Vildadi with jews and fags?
Eli Nguyen
everyone's gotten so stupid that they're getting lazy about brainwashing.
Hudson Gutierrez
The last six times I turned on NPR they were having some biopic on a black person. I think that did it for me forever
Asher Sanders
>whispers into microphone that's an inch away from their face
Evan Powell
this. you can literally turn it on any time of day and guess what the story will be:
A. boo hoo black people B. boo hoo mexicans C. boo hoo women D. boo hoo faggots E. trump is hitler F. all of the above
Dylan Sanchez
you should get a short wave radio. you hear some really funny shit on there
Levi Wright
1a is a fucking diversity hire. Admittedly nobody could truly replace Diane Rehm, but ffs, the dude is insufferable.
And On Point has gone totally to shit since the Wamyn witches coven ganged up on Tom Ashbrook. Now its just social justice bleating. I bet they got rid of him because he did some pieces of the narrowing of intellectual thought in Universities. He became problematic and had to go.
Easton Gonzalez
I remember during the election they covered the Democratic convention but not the Republican's
Brayden Ramirez
[email protected] vocaroo.com/i/s0beywQxxKZt We're gonna head out for a while, he'll probably have a sample to send out after we get back. (I know the bg noise is bad but I am getting okay with audacity and could fix something up to be a bit cleaner)
Dylan Carter
>regurgitates 4chins memes IRL top-quality cringe user, thank you
Carter Wood
I like NPR because sometimes they have interesting piece also plus it keeps me familiar with how liberals view things.
Isaiah Mitchell
Kill yourself is old as shit mate, long before the internet.
Jeremiah Lopez
If its actual events that are happening RIGHT NOW (Its Happening!), NPR is usually the only broadcaster that does not go full turbo tard and is interesting, and pretty good at contextualizing what this could mean for the country.
Its when you go off the hard news reservation into their opinion pieces, social interest stories and so on that the hard left bent comes out.
>That story was pure manipulation to make you feel bad about a non English speaking illegal alien. Maybe but I don't think any agrees with Trump throwing a bunch of kids under bus to make the White Supremacists gleeful. Some of his policies are misdirected. What put me off Trump was his insistence what we be friends with Putin, the guy who has been 24/7 cyberattacking America for the past 5 years, stealing national secueity data and breaking our shit. You know where half of those Ransomware bitcoins went right?
