Hello, welcome to the Russian embassy!

>Hello, welcome to the Russian embassy!
>Before we proceed, you must show me your passport.

What would you do?

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Do chicks in wheel chairs care if you fuck them in the ass? Like, do they even care? Not like they would be able to tell

Why's she in a wheelchair?

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ask where I can find mummy

I continue my Mission and kill every Russian in the building like I was activate by the email to do.

I didn't even know I was a sleeper agent.

Show her my passport? What? These slide threads are getting lazier and lazier.

*unzips dick*

*unzips* PASSAPORTAY! :D

Rip my clothes off and stab her to death with the sharpened screwdriver I always carry on my person.

Sit on her lap and demand my milkies

Chances are your dick would be very shitty afterwards

This

They don't feel it, but you will probably trigger the bowel reflex.
Probably something along the lines of youtube.com/watch?v=-q0fYV6L5Vs

Show passport
>s-sir why have you been to turkey
>kebab removal

I instinctively walk into a corner to insure some of my private shit in my wallet doesn't get seen, but I stepped into the embassey, and the girl drags me out. But by touching me, she was violating my NAP, so I took the 50mm ak-47 I bought from /k/ for the low price of 3 bitcoins and shoot up that cunt, then use her body as food for my mutant gerbil army

Offer her stem cell therapy so she can feel how good I am at eating her russki pussy.

yes

When it comes to one of the reasons why there are so many dashcams in my country, it's mostly because of all of the insurance fraud and people thinking 96 kmh means 160kmh

Goddamn what a bunch of dumbasses

Just to be clear you're talking about your dick, right?

Mummy is pretty