Brit/pol/ recycled links edition

>Dozens of black footballers to have their wages increased after repeated attempts to show racism the red card have failed.
www.football.co.uk/wages-increased-across-all-leagues

>Half time is to be extended to allow for Islamic prayers for Muslim players and effigies of popular British historical figures to be burned by those seeking to stamp out imperialist colonial hate.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-5436754345

>Football shirts to include names in Arabic script.
www.independent.co.uk/sport/Arabic-to-be-mandatory

>Should Kuffar League football teams be forced to pay the Jizya to the Islamic Football Association?
www.football.co.uk/the-new-football-tax

>Tommy Richardson-Obousuanjdhaj signs for Norf FC
www.goal.com/en-gb/da-ting-goes-skraaaah-pa-pa-pa-pow

>Souf F.C stadium bought out by Khalid Saif al Islam - to be renamed Prophet of Allah Holy Minaret Mosque Stadium.
www.goal.com/en-gb/stadium-to-be-renamed-after-buyout

>Marble Arch to be renamed "Stormzy Columns" to reflect the new diverse nature of Britain, will broadcast grime 24/7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25436432

>Chicken Connoisseur to be granted MBE for services to chicken shops across the nation. A framed oil painting of him is to be installed in every takeaway across the country.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-2753456

>Mbwembe Ngwambo causes mass rioting as thousands of ardent Souf F.C supporters cause stampede at Bluewater shopping centre whilst trying to get their £120 shirts signed
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-9643356

>Is it safe to wear a Norf F.C in your county? Find out with our interactive map.
www.football.co.uk/interactive-shirt-map

>Vile, racist football supporters who questioned the strange absence of English football players to be shown the red card and stoned to death at finals.
thesun.co.uk/news/5411522/Show-racism-the-red-card-or-be-stoned-to-death

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=3qgn1Rc0YJ4
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-landlord-inidan-migrants-crammed-slum-squat-any-key-names-locations-a8180096.html
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/158111366/#158112368
youtu.be/hhHJ4zEKDZY
youtube.com/watch?v=CeWcIuBe8XM
twitter.com/AnonBabble

here
youtube.com/watch?v=3qgn1Rc0YJ4

First for Eddie's a joke.

I wish those who made the threads had some creativity.

deport honk

unironically posts cheese pizza

But Honk lives in Ireland?

>An ADORABLE new tripfag is trying outEd Eddie-kun for pats of his own.

YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOVILLLLLL

Why do so many of you suffer from noncery? Fucking anime posting faggots, I'd fucking destroy you all

Soyboys BTFO.

Been drinking?

ireland belongs to britain

I'll glomp you to the ground and cuddle the shite out of you Eddie-kun.

uh, do you think I’m potatoposter or something? I’m not. I’m quintessentially British
impossible

Fake and homosexual

>inb4 hurr let me screencap all these gullible Sup Forumsacks for r*ddit

Calm down Eddie, have a wank or something.

dude I recycled these links because the original guy who made this OP pasta forgot to put brit/pol/

Going to Shanghai next week to meet a few like-minded crypto-folk

Anyone here been? What is their to do other than the usual tourist shit?

I'm staying in the Grand Hyatt which the only reason I chose it is because its in the Splinter Cell game I used to play as a teenager

its cos they are top of their spectrum

how to deport an irishman, it's impossible of course

There* oops

>Be Eddie.
>You've been out on a tough day harvesting fag ends and drinking the dregs of pints left outside Wetherspoons, some dumb cunt even left half a can of white lightning on the park bench. What a result.
>Manage to harass and bully some fifteen year olds you saw talking about Dragonball Z on your way home. After telling them they were nonces you proceeded to give them a right royal kicking. Fucking paedos.
>You take a shit in a skip on the way home, someone threw a half eaten carton of chips in there you realise as you turn around to inspect your poo. Brilliant.
>You eat the cold cardboard-like chips on the way home, luckily there's some burger sauce on them so they go down nice and smooth. The saveloy skin inside really perked up the meal. Proper treat.
>Get to where you have parked your car. Fuck. You left the windows open and the local chavs have been putting bits of burning newspaper and dog poo into the drivers seat. It's not too much worse than it usually looks or smells anyway.
>Get in your car and decide to have a little sleep, those chips were quite heavy. A nap would do you quite well.
>Wake up and proceed to head down the local park to see if you can suck off some of the tramps there for a sniff of some poppers or to lick the heroin residue off some old spoons.
>But at least you're not a nonce

I'm the Mickposter here, baka Anons.

LARPing this badly on a school night timmy

...

Im not larping you fucking retard

Goalposting is a good meme, but I agree we don't need it in the OP again this soon. It drags in all the outer/pol/ twats

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I THOUGHT HEADPAT POSTER WAS HONK THE WHOLE TIME

ALLO TOSH GOT A TOSHIBA?
ALLO TOSH GOT A TOSHIBA?
THAT'S AN FST!
THAT'S AN FST!
IT'S THE FLATTEST, SQUAREST TUBE.
IT'S THE FLATTEST, SQUAREST TUBE.
THEY AIN'T HALF BUILT WELL!
THEY AIN'T HALF BUILT WELL!
OF COURSE EVERY TOSHIBA COMPONENT IS STRONGER TO LAST LONGER! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
THAT'S GOOD!
THAT'S GOOD!
ALLO TOSH GOT A TOSHIBA?
ALLO TOSH GOT A TOSHIBA?

>school night

New thread
New thread
New thread

sides

lol no

Nope. Honks an Anglo. I'm the based potatoposter (aka headpat poster) that regularly raids the hapless Anglo for his pats.

kek

i need to fly to GHCQ central lads, anyone have info on someone in the text in quotes "Splinter Cell game I used to play as a teenager"

could get you at least 5K in cash my info is 23409eoier8u5iu4r5iure8

Its pronounced as LARPing ok timmy
be an hero

>are you voting labour?

...

What the fuck kind of fucked up childhood turns you into an animenonce?
Do you have to get bullied by everyone at school?
So you lock yourself away in the computer room?
Do you have to be around other pathetic rejects?
Do they need to introduce you to this sick nonce shit?
Do you then think it's a bit weird but go along with it because it's the first time you've felt accepted?
Do you then start to enjoy the sick nonce shit?
Do you burrow away from normal society and horde images of school children?
Is this how a mind can rot so deeply that they think it's normal, preferable even to obsess over Japanese cartoons of sexualised school children?

Or are you sick cunts just born Nonces?

Kek

Like the paki analyists bother with this tard shithole

so honk is irish?

not the links, don't worry about those, I mean the editions/image

His name is Pube, and he's a schizophrenic Polish NEET who lives in Glasgow

lol kek

>Landlords who crammed up to 40 migrants inside their semi-detached townhouse face losing hundreds of thousands pounds, a court heard.
>Harsha Shah, 53, her daughter Chandni, 27, and brother-in-law Sanjay, 54, rented out their four-bedroom property through an agent who at one point managed 40 Indian migrants living there.
>For over five years the Shah family, together with agent Jaydipkumar Valand, 42, were paid between £40 and £75 per week in cash by the tenants for rent and to have food delivered because the kitchen was unusable.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-landlord-inidan-migrants-crammed-slum-squat-any-key-names-locations-a8180096.html

We were told this wasn't happening, though

born I think LOL

>tfw you thought potato was a faggot
GOOD meme

Maybe you could afford to buy real food instead of Chippies left on the floor if you spent less time using your mobile data to complain about "animenonces"

it's better to think about hard working migrants user

Honk lives in Somerset

This anime cat posting gets fucking annoying after 50 posts

>www.football.co.uk/interactive-shirt-map
fuck

Nick Land lives there, you could look him up and take amphetamines

Dental care, get it

Pube lives in Newcastle

*cries of Eddie’s child*
>”WILL YOU FUCK OFF I’M BTFO OF ANIME NONCES”

It's only virgin autists who watch anime

My cousin used to watch is as a kid and he would get bullied and was a closet faggot

Amnesty for every Mexican, get it

honk lives in ireland, i'm fairly certain of this

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

I don't give a fuck about wannabe philosophers

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/158111366/#158112368

>tfw hate expats
>tfw this country will get worse
>I have to choose between hypocrisy and everlasting depression

the tv prog , *Bailiffs/cant pay we take it away *feature loads of pakis doing this , its very funny

>complaining about good posters rather than shitty posters

I’m from Newcastle actually boyos

>choosing depression
fuck off with this self pity, go suffer depression when you tie the rope around your neck. Dont get depressed do something

>Nick Land
>wannabe philosophers
>wannabe
He is literally a philosopher lad, he used to lecture in philosophy at Warwick. Moldbug is the wannabe.

PAY YOUR TV LICENSE YOU THEIVING CUNT!!!!!!!!!

what kind of potatoes do they serve in newcastle?

You sure ? he went on a rant ages ago about brean an its a shithole .

Don't think I mentioned which one I'd picked.

The product on the left still contains estrogen but in the form of flaxseed.

blighted

someone post the pasta of Eddie when it's his child's birthday

this an dont hang self , takes ages go get car starter spray put bag on head squeeze spray in bag , its tasteless an it kills you in seconds , lungs stop /heart deaded .. , hope this helps
stopped that scam years ago ffs

>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>It's that time again
>barely seems 20 mins since the last one
>the screeching is how he tells me he's hungry
>locked away in our spare room
>I didn't think he'd come back when he went to uni
>but I was wrong
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>he wants his pot noodle
>it HAS to be beef and tomato
>I don't have room for anything other than pot noodles in my cupboards
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>I've invested almost £1k on a speed boiler because he won't wait for the kettle
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>I empty the sachet into the pot, it has to be every last drop
>I put the sachet to one side so he can inspect it
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>I open his door
>The only reason I can see him is the glow from his computer screen
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>I quickly give him his pot noodle and he instantly throws it down his throat as if it was a drink of cool water
>he does this every time
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>He's burnt his throat
>I always have a cold glass of milk ready
>I attempt to tidy some of the countless empty pot noodles
>I accidently knock his black out curtain
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>I hurry out of his room
>I hear him muttering as I leave
>lmao that faggot eddie lives in his car
>I have no idea what he's talking about
>No wonder John left us
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

also someone post the graph with ethnicity's of primary school children

youtu.be/hhHJ4zEKDZY

HES AN AVON REPRESENTATIVE!
HES AN AVON REPRESENTATIVE!
and also a socialist scouse jew

ok thank you

>the resident nigger
FAGGOT!!!!!!!!

Don't oats reduce estrogen?

holy shit
we should goalpost in there

We are

top find user

youtube.com/watch?v=CeWcIuBe8XM

why have they ripped clothes the scruff murphies ?

We are
I can't believe it took me 2 months to realise that there's a whole board to goalpost in

Is this the best Sup Forums can do?
I thought that you guys were supposed to be anti-racist?

>Is this the best Sup Forums can do?
faggot

are you inbred?

>/brit/pol tripfags have brought tripfag drama into another thread

I haven't talked tripdrama outside of Brit/pol/.
I think you meant to (You) the Resident Gyypo

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STOLEN FROM Sup Forums

That sp thread really does highlight how embarrassing you cunts really are.

what's my nigga shrek doing in the background

No not Iriosh
Pube stop LARPing kiddo , oh wait you were run from here an hated by everyone

Sup Forums is generally an embarrassment.