>Dozens of black footballers to have their wages increased after repeated attempts to show racism the red card have failed. www.football.co.uk/wages-increased-across-all-leagues
>Half time is to be extended to allow for Islamic prayers for Muslim players and effigies of popular British historical figures to be burned by those seeking to stamp out imperialist colonial hate. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-5436754345
>Football shirts to include names in Arabic script. www.independent.co.uk/sport/Arabic-to-be-mandatory
>Should Kuffar League football teams be forced to pay the Jizya to the Islamic Football Association? www.football.co.uk/the-new-football-tax
>Tommy Richardson-Obousuanjdhaj signs for Norf FC www.goal.com/en-gb/da-ting-goes-skraaaah-pa-pa-pa-pow
>Souf F.C stadium bought out by Khalid Saif al Islam - to be renamed Prophet of Allah Holy Minaret Mosque Stadium. www.goal.com/en-gb/stadium-to-be-renamed-after-buyout
>Marble Arch to be renamed "Stormzy Columns" to reflect the new diverse nature of Britain, will broadcast grime 24/7 www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25436432
>Chicken Connoisseur to be granted MBE for services to chicken shops across the nation. A framed oil painting of him is to be installed in every takeaway across the country. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-2753456
>Mbwembe Ngwambo causes mass rioting as thousands of ardent Souf F.C supporters cause stampede at Bluewater shopping centre whilst trying to get their £120 shirts signed www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-9643356
>Is it safe to wear a Norf F.C in your county? Find out with our interactive map. www.football.co.uk/interactive-shirt-map
I wish those who made the threads had some creativity.
Zachary Howard
deport honk
Samuel Turner
unironically posts cheese pizza
Ethan Ross
But Honk lives in Ireland?
Jace Russell
>An ADORABLE new tripfag is trying outEd Eddie-kun for pats of his own.
Robert Thomas
YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOVILLLLLL
Christian Long
Why do so many of you suffer from noncery? Fucking anime posting faggots, I'd fucking destroy you all
Caleb White
Soyboys BTFO.
Ryan Bennett
Been drinking?
Aaron Martinez
ireland belongs to britain
Logan Allen
I'll glomp you to the ground and cuddle the shite out of you Eddie-kun.
Connor Wright
uh, do you think I’m potatoposter or something? I’m not. I’m quintessentially British impossible
Eli Mitchell
Fake and homosexual
>inb4 hurr let me screencap all these gullible Sup Forumsacks for r*ddit
Jaxon Sullivan
Calm down Eddie, have a wank or something.
Eli Sanders
dude I recycled these links because the original guy who made this OP pasta forgot to put brit/pol/
Ian Cook
Going to Shanghai next week to meet a few like-minded crypto-folk
Anyone here been? What is their to do other than the usual tourist shit?
I'm staying in the Grand Hyatt which the only reason I chose it is because its in the Splinter Cell game I used to play as a teenager
Ian Martinez
its cos they are top of their spectrum
Grayson Miller
how to deport an irishman, it's impossible of course
Blake Jenkins
There* oops
Sebastian Young
>Be Eddie. >You've been out on a tough day harvesting fag ends and drinking the dregs of pints left outside Wetherspoons, some dumb cunt even left half a can of white lightning on the park bench. What a result. >Manage to harass and bully some fifteen year olds you saw talking about Dragonball Z on your way home. After telling them they were nonces you proceeded to give them a right royal kicking. Fucking paedos. >You take a shit in a skip on the way home, someone threw a half eaten carton of chips in there you realise as you turn around to inspect your poo. Brilliant. >You eat the cold cardboard-like chips on the way home, luckily there's some burger sauce on them so they go down nice and smooth. The saveloy skin inside really perked up the meal. Proper treat. >Get to where you have parked your car. Fuck. You left the windows open and the local chavs have been putting bits of burning newspaper and dog poo into the drivers seat. It's not too much worse than it usually looks or smells anyway. >Get in your car and decide to have a little sleep, those chips were quite heavy. A nap would do you quite well. >Wake up and proceed to head down the local park to see if you can suck off some of the tramps there for a sniff of some poppers or to lick the heroin residue off some old spoons. >But at least you're not a nonce
Ryder Smith
I'm the Mickposter here, baka Anons.
Noah Nguyen
LARPing this badly on a school night timmy
John Richardson
...
Nolan Gomez
Im not larping you fucking retard
Jace Cruz
Goalposting is a good meme, but I agree we don't need it in the OP again this soon. It drags in all the outer/pol/ twats
David Wilson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I THOUGHT HEADPAT POSTER WAS HONK THE WHOLE TIME
Caleb Bennett
ALLO TOSH GOT A TOSHIBA? ALLO TOSH GOT A TOSHIBA? THAT'S AN FST! THAT'S AN FST! IT'S THE FLATTEST, SQUAREST TUBE. IT'S THE FLATTEST, SQUAREST TUBE. THEY AIN'T HALF BUILT WELL! THEY AIN'T HALF BUILT WELL! OF COURSE EVERY TOSHIBA COMPONENT IS STRONGER TO LAST LONGER! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THAT'S GOOD! THAT'S GOOD! ALLO TOSH GOT A TOSHIBA? ALLO TOSH GOT A TOSHIBA?
Justin Evans
>school night
Aaron Fisher
New thread New thread New thread
Asher Brown
sides
Blake Ramirez
lol no
Asher Ward
Nope. Honks an Anglo. I'm the based potatoposter (aka headpat poster) that regularly raids the hapless Anglo for his pats.
Evan Diaz
kek
Dylan Rogers
i need to fly to GHCQ central lads, anyone have info on someone in the text in quotes "Splinter Cell game I used to play as a teenager"
could get you at least 5K in cash my info is 23409eoier8u5iu4r5iure8
Elijah Powell
Its pronounced as LARPing ok timmy be an hero
Jackson Richardson
>are you voting labour?
Nathaniel Cruz
...
Isaiah Anderson
What the fuck kind of fucked up childhood turns you into an animenonce? Do you have to get bullied by everyone at school? So you lock yourself away in the computer room? Do you have to be around other pathetic rejects? Do they need to introduce you to this sick nonce shit? Do you then think it's a bit weird but go along with it because it's the first time you've felt accepted? Do you then start to enjoy the sick nonce shit? Do you burrow away from normal society and horde images of school children? Is this how a mind can rot so deeply that they think it's normal, preferable even to obsess over Japanese cartoons of sexualised school children?
Or are you sick cunts just born Nonces?
Aiden Cruz
Kek
Zachary Lewis
Like the paki analyists bother with this tard shithole
Blake Young
so honk is irish?
Lincoln Phillips
not the links, don't worry about those, I mean the editions/image
Cooper Allen
His name is Pube, and he's a schizophrenic Polish NEET who lives in Glasgow
Oliver Torres
lol kek
Brody Watson
>Landlords who crammed up to 40 migrants inside their semi-detached townhouse face losing hundreds of thousands pounds, a court heard. >Harsha Shah, 53, her daughter Chandni, 27, and brother-in-law Sanjay, 54, rented out their four-bedroom property through an agent who at one point managed 40 Indian migrants living there. >For over five years the Shah family, together with agent Jaydipkumar Valand, 42, were paid between £40 and £75 per week in cash by the tenants for rent and to have food delivered because the kitchen was unusable. independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-landlord-inidan-migrants-crammed-slum-squat-any-key-names-locations-a8180096.html
We were told this wasn't happening, though
Robert Nguyen
born I think LOL
Andrew Lopez
>tfw you thought potato was a faggot GOOD meme
Tyler Smith
Maybe you could afford to buy real food instead of Chippies left on the floor if you spent less time using your mobile data to complain about "animenonces"
Robert Campbell
it's better to think about hard working migrants user
Carson Hall
Honk lives in Somerset
Ian Perry
This anime cat posting gets fucking annoying after 50 posts
Eli Clark
>www.football.co.uk/interactive-shirt-map fuck
Brody Rodriguez
Nick Land lives there, you could look him up and take amphetamines
Leo Butler
Dental care, get it
Ryder Watson
Pube lives in Newcastle
Ayden Morris
*cries of Eddie’s child* >”WILL YOU FUCK OFF I’M BTFO OF ANIME NONCES”
Adrian Clark
It's only virgin autists who watch anime
My cousin used to watch is as a kid and he would get bullied and was a closet faggot
>tfw hate expats >tfw this country will get worse >I have to choose between hypocrisy and everlasting depression
Ryder Williams
the tv prog , *Bailiffs/cant pay we take it away *feature loads of pakis doing this , its very funny
Sebastian Richardson
>complaining about good posters rather than shitty posters
Landon Morales
I’m from Newcastle actually boyos
Luis Hill
>choosing depression fuck off with this self pity, go suffer depression when you tie the rope around your neck. Dont get depressed do something
Camden Powell
>Nick Land >wannabe philosophers >wannabe He is literally a philosopher lad, he used to lecture in philosophy at Warwick. Moldbug is the wannabe.
Charles Turner
PAY YOUR TV LICENSE YOU THEIVING CUNT!!!!!!!!!
Leo King
what kind of potatoes do they serve in newcastle?
Juan Ramirez
You sure ? he went on a rant ages ago about brean an its a shithole .
Ethan Bennett
Don't think I mentioned which one I'd picked.
Jeremiah Watson
The product on the left still contains estrogen but in the form of flaxseed.
Anthony Rivera
blighted
Charles Gomez
someone post the pasta of Eddie when it's his child's birthday
David Flores
this an dont hang self , takes ages go get car starter spray put bag on head squeeze spray in bag , its tasteless an it kills you in seconds , lungs stop /heart deaded .. , hope this helps stopped that scam years ago ffs
Kayden Moore
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE >RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE >It's that time again >barely seems 20 mins since the last one >the screeching is how he tells me he's hungry >locked away in our spare room >I didn't think he'd come back when he went to uni >but I was wrong >RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE >he wants his pot noodle >it HAS to be beef and tomato >I don't have room for anything other than pot noodles in my cupboards >RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE >I've invested almost £1k on a speed boiler because he won't wait for the kettle >RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE >I empty the sachet into the pot, it has to be every last drop >I put the sachet to one side so he can inspect it >RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE >I open his door >The only reason I can see him is the glow from his computer screen >RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE >I quickly give him his pot noodle and he instantly throws it down his throat as if it was a drink of cool water >he does this every time >RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE >He's burnt his throat >I always have a cold glass of milk ready >I attempt to tidy some of the countless empty pot noodles >I accidently knock his black out curtain >RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE >I hurry out of his room >I hear him muttering as I leave >lmao that faggot eddie lives in his car >I have no idea what he's talking about >No wonder John left us >RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
Adrian Cook
also someone post the graph with ethnicity's of primary school children