Russia has only one real city, which is Moscow.
Everything that is south to Voronezh is a churka land.
Everything north to Vologda is for crazy people who like being cold.
Everything east to Moscow is Siberia (look at previous point).
St Petersburg is full of detestable intelligentsia.
Hence, Moscow is the only place to live in.
BUT, here comes the big "but".
Even Moscow is a depressing, decrepit place. Study picture, neighbors drinking coffee with peeled paint.
>inb4: comfy
I rest my case.
See you tomorrow.
Daily reminder to btfo RIDF
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Andrew King
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Juan Adams
Novgorod, Kazan, Yaroslavl, smolensk, ninzhy Novgorod?
Ryder Hernandez
It looks comfy OP and you know it.
Liam Sanders
This is a repost and a shitty pasta. Fuck off.
Cameron Foster
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Juan Perez
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Gavin James
very comfy/10
Jeremiah Hill
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Henry Garcia
>Voronezh
Sochi
Brody Reyes
Stop Making these threads
Tyler Bennett
>It looks comfy OP and you know it.
I thought the same thing. Pretty hip location.
Ryder Bell
why do they both have soy-legs? i thought russians were supposed to be masculine?
Xavier Long
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Levi Miller
You don't cross legs like that you faggots. Look at the statue
Ryan Sanders
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Matthew Davis
>ywn live in comfy slav land
Michael Flores
Moscow is the definition of churka land, you mong.
Lucas Sanchez
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Daniel Reed
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Nathaniel Rogers
North of Moscow is Slavic and Baltic
West of Moscow is Volga German
South of Moscow is Finno-Ugric and Tatar
East of Moscow is a mix of all mentioned above.
Daily Reminder that Tatars are based af and will be allowed into the Fourth Reich.
Central Asian Mongrel Asiatic Scum that is flooding Moscow and St. Petersburg will be fucking obliterated.
Also people from the Caucuses are alright, if they stay in the Caucuses then they will be incorporated into the Fourth Reich, too much valuable white blood to let it get ruined.
Adam Cox
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Aiden Smith
Bro as a Balkanfag who's been on the North East Coast of America for 20 years, I miss that shit in OP pic. Yeah I can go to a fancy coffee shop, surrounded by faggot hipsters and sluts and everyones catering to my demands, but I'm no King or God, I'm just a poor Balkanfag who got lucky and worked hard. Nothings better than a decrepit place with friends and a hot coffee.
Jose Edwards
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Adam Perry
Why is Russia such a depressing shithole? Is it the climate or just the people?
Carter Thompson
nobody cares about the nuances in geography and lifestyle in shithole russia
Wyatt Hughes
this. op doesn't know how good he has it
Leo Long
Communism
Jaxon Johnson
A combination of both. The climate is pretty rough.
But the people really take the cake. The whole "russians are backwards" stereotype is pretty accurate. Its necessary that theyre bad people, just that theyre really simple people. Communism, ww2, and more communism really fucked the place up though.
Ian Bailey
Not necessarily*
My grandma spent alot of time there in the soviet days. She constantly bashes them as being backwards people.
I suppose some of them were smart enough to realize this and thats why they tried to westernize.
Christopher Perez
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Carter Wright
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Isaiah Howard
>Anons will try this
Lincoln Sanchez
let's be honest those central asian gooks look terrible compared to slavic russians
Brayden Jackson
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Lucas Watson
Why don't they repaint?
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Luis Flores
that actually looks super /comfy/ chill neighbours meet on the staircase having a yarn watching the world go by outside whilst enjoying a nice warm coffee. How can I get russian citizenship?
Leo Evans
What are you counting?
Dylan Powell
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Jackson Perez
Oh look, it's this thread again.
Yawn
Noah Bell
YES , BTFO RIDF
>hehehehehehe
Alexander Adams
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Christian Turner
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Thomas Sullivan
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Samuel Baker
Jaxson Brooks
Idi nahui, bratan. Keep that shitposting counting faggy bumps on 2ch, will ya.
Lincoln Collins
Why don't you ever fucking paint your walls in Russia.
The whole of Russia is like
>it is done once, in 1947. Once iz enough.
You sit in dismal homes and work in dismal buildings and wonder why everyone's depressed and going blind off bathtub vodka.
Get a qual in interior decorating and you could be the next Russian billionaire, plenty of work needs doing. Feng shui the shit out of it.
Landon Peterson
>Even Moscow is a depressing, decrepit place. Study picture, neighbors drinking coffee with peeled paint.
In the US our urbanites pay a premium for this aesthetic
Jack Brooks
It's culture,it takes a strong push from top to change it.
William Richardson
Send 'em over here. "We've been producing the most authentic pizdec weather to go along with the rest of the place for centuries, quality of the experience guaranteed!" - how is that for the selling punch, grimey enough?
Nicholas Gutierrez
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Isaac Parker
Hi rusanons are those gentlemen consuming paint chips? What is that about?
What is a churka?
Owen Peterson
Russians is a #1 consumers of soy since SU times. It's even replace meat in sausage according to GOST(National standard)
Matthew Sanchez
ummm Vladivostok?
Kayden Jenkins
Russian posters are the worst posters on this board. At least leafs and Aussies can be useful some of the times. I have never seen a good post from an Ivan.
Eli Ortiz
you're wrong they are one of the best poster even on other board
Kevin Jenkins
Weather here is worse.
Stop self bumping like you're on dvach
Evan Long
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Kevin Morales
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Gavin Butler
have a pity bumb slavbro
Jackson Williams
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Christopher Diaz
why should they care?
Jaxson Martinez
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Ian Peterson
bump 2
Josiah Richardson
>only people saying that are american
i doubt your wide load would even fit in the stairwell let alone be comfy
Luke Russell
He's not a Slav, he's a kike.
>>inb4: yes, I am a Jew, but it doesn’t have anything to do with anything. Jews are indigenous European people.
Jason Martin
>White Russian anti-Bolshevik propaganda poster, c. 1919. Senior Bolsheviks – Sverdlov, Zinoviev, Lenin, Trotsky, Kamenev, Radek – sacrifice an allegorical character representing Russia to a statue of Karl Marx.
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>Sverdlov was born in Nizhny Novgorod as Yakov Mikhailovich Sverdlov to Jewish parents Mikhail Izrailevich Sverdlov and Elizaveta Solomonova.
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>Gregory Zinoviev was born in Yelizavetgrad, Russian Empire (now Kropyvnytskyi, Ukraine), to Jewish dairy farmers
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>The Blank family is a family of Jews, some of whom converted to Orthodox Christianity in the Russian Empire, mostly notable as the immediate ancestry of the maternal grandfather of Vladimir Lenin according to various published researchers who suggest that Lenin's maternal grandfather was a Jewish convert to Christianity (Alexander Blank).
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>Leon Trotsky was born Lev Davidovich Bronstein on 7 November 1879, the fifth child of a Ukrainian Jewish family of wealthy farmers in Yanovka or Yanivka, in the Kherson governorate of the Russian Empire (now Bereslavka, in Ukraine)
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>Kamenev was born in Moscow, the son of a Jewish railway worker and a Russian Orthodox mother.
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>Radek was born in Lemberg, Austria-Hungary (now Lviv in Ukraine), as Karol Sobelsohn, to a Jewish Litvak family
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>Uritsky was born in the city of Cherkasy, Kiev Governorate, to a Litvak family.
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>Grigori Sokolnikov was born Girsh Yankelevich Brilliant to a railway doctor in Romny on 15 August 1888. Sokolnikov was Jewish.
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>was a Swedish banker and businessman. Aschberg was a leftist sympathizer and helped finance the Bolsheviks in Russia. In gratitude, the Bolshevik government allowed Aschberg to do business with Soviet Union during the 1920s. In 1922, Aschberg founded Roskombank, the first Soviet international bank.
>Due to his Jewish background he was endangered when France was invaded by Nazi Germany
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>The Russian Imperial Romanov family (Tsar Nicholas II, his wife Tsarina Alexandra and their five children Olga, Tatiana, Maria, Anastasia, and Alexei) and all those who chose to accompany them into imprisonment – notably Eugene Botkin, Anna Demidova, Alexei Trupp and Ivan Kharitonov – were shot, bayoneted and clubbed to death
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>born Isay Isaakovich Goloshchyokin
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>Born 9 March 1876 in Nevel to a family of Jewish contractors
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Noah Russell
You skipped 19 & 20
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Kayden Ortiz
>Why is Russia such a depressing shithole?
fatalism and passivity. Russians think that if everybody can't become a saint in this life, then life is meaningless and that Christ is anti-human because nobody can become like him
Michael Sanchez
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Jayden Fisher
bump3
Ian Williams
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Jaxson Scott
bump 4
Matthew Campbell
>paint is important and must be impeccable at all times
I never got this meme.
As long as your house is comfortable, well heated, has functional water and electricals etc. why does it matter if the paint isn't perfect?
Especially in stairwells.
Our stairs have some scuff marks, some paint flaked off in a few places etc. Nowhere even comparable to as bad as the pic, and it doesn't impact the functionality at all.
Why the fuck should we spend 15000€ to have it repainted?
The only ones who voted in favor of repainting it are old farts on social security who lost track of the work it takes to get money.
I'd much rather spend the same money to install some decent areation systems in the building's basement so it stops smelling like a humid turd all the time.
Brayden Miller
>grow up being beaten to a pulp by my papa
>get hooked on basement-brewed vodka and krokodil in teenage years
>only way to earn money is to join the army or sell skins in CSGO
Russia is the greatest facade, it's essentially North Korea but instead of trying to convincing its own people of how amazing it is it tries to convince the rest of the world. Sochi alone was a laughable affair.
Nolan Johnson
Seems comfy.
Ayden Jones
imagine also having a small laptop there with wifi on, very /comfy/
Jaxon Stewart
It doesn't matter if you're poor.
You have no idea how great it is to live in a (somewhat) ethnically homogeneous city.
Thomas Cruz
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Aaron Williams
Thanks Polski Sklep, that's about the most intelligent thing I've seen on here for a while
Liam Campbell
I'll paint your stairwell for €10,000
Thomas Scott
Imagine this entrance being used as a WC by drunken churkas, or as a place for underage alcoholics to hang out (especially in a cold time).
Alexander Hernandez
you'russians, can't someone go and beat them ?
Mason Hill
>inb4: comfy
It kinda is though
Tyler Cooper
russia is cucked beyond belief when it comes to citizens trying to enforce something themselves, or even do something harmless and beneficial to all. It was punished too much for the whole previous century.
Henry Lewis
Russia, you're white, why are you such a shithole?
Jackson Allen
daily reminder that op is filthy jewish tatar.
Leo Parker
We should really setup a Russian refugee program. You have a problem and so do we, both helped if Russians come here...no Russian Jews pls.
Robert Flores
I guess that's exactly what's going on outside of Moscow.
But sober russians are usually coward (or sane enough not to risk their health — as you put it), so it takes some time and vodka to prepare. But after that only restraining factor left is unvariety of weapons.
Brayden Rodriguez
>white
Le 56% meme will be applicable to us much sooner than to most of Europe.
>8 million citizenships granted to central asians over last 20 years
>mountain niggers breeding like crazy
>more than 50% of people in some sort of power - media, entertainment, business, politicians, law enforcement (higher officers), science (leaders who determine where do money go) are non russians
Aiden Smith
nice
Jaxson Anderson
you shit on Russia like eastern parts of EU are better. Yes Czechs and Slovenians have it moderetly good, but rest is in same shit as you are. If we would watch it demographicly you're still better than western EU, atleast your muslims and churkas are natives, unlike westerners
Christian Martinez
We have a huge influx of non-native middle asians who can actually quite easily get a citizenship (five years of residence, basic russian knowledge, some paperwork) and are actively doing it.
Joshua Turner
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Ayden Martin
looks like it's easier to get russian than croatian citizenship. Only differance is that people actually want to live in russia, din't get me wrong, I'm against handing out citizenship