Whenever i hear "greedy jew" i always picture this guy

I can't help but picture the bald guy from shark tank when conspiracy theorists talk about the greedy jews

He's a lebo

Cubans the kike.

he looks like a canadian mixed with a kike

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>whenever i hear "greedy jew" i always picture this guy

He kinda comes off like that on your first introduction but more I listen to him I have began to think he is rather reasonable about most things..

>There is a small island in the Amazon Basin called Malderosa, upon which I own a large mansion. Every year afer the first rain, the Newport Beach Wine Society (of which I am a member) gathers at my mansion to watch the island's natives scramble in the mud as their pathetic straw dwellings are ripped apart by the rising waters. On this island there is also a fish, called a Piranha Giganticus. Coinciding with the first rain, this fish swims into the flooded island and begins to feed on the older and weaker natives of Malderiki. Unable to defend themselves from the killer fish and uttrly helpless, the natives make their way to my mansion in makeshift canoes. At this point, the Newport Beach Wine Society opens a bottle of pre-war Bordeaux, dated no later than 1935, and places wagers on which native will be the first to reach the high ground of my sprawling lawn. Once the fish has fed and returned to the Sea, there are typically a handful of natives left on my lawn, at which point we activate the electric fence and release the crocodiles. Last year, during the crocodile feeding, a tiny speck of native flesh was flung from the lawn up to the balcony where the Newport Beach Wine Society was gathered and landed on my shoe. I retrieved the piece of flesh and placed it in my mouth, washing it down with a gulp of wine. Right now, YOU are that piece of flesh.

i think he's just canadian

He's the best shark.

He's an Irish-Lebanese rootless cosmopolitan, but born in Canada unfortunately

wish he would run for PM

How is this so fucking underrated. God damn that was more Kevin than Kevin

I met him irl, that entire persona is just for the TV since it attracts the edgy 15 year olds.

What about Canada causes the beady eyes?

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>What about Canada causes the beady eyes?
Probably the glare off the snow

so he's Sup Forums

>since it attracts the edgy 15 year olds
is that the target audience for Shark Tank? or does he do other stuff in canadia?

there are million Sup Forums pastas like that floating around

That's Kevin Oleary you uncultured fuck he's actually a nice guy met him for a minute once

Hello Kevin

How's the portfolio?

He also tried to mirror Trump in our Conservative Party primary, insofar as he's also a bit of a brash businessman, but we ended up selecting our Jeb! in the primary instead

>Let me give you some advice. Do not go into retail. It is a savage place. Last year I invested in the toy business KinderKids. If my marketing specialists did their job you have never heard of them. You see I was competing for retail space with Mattel. To flush me out they replaced the plastic we used with lead. Over a thousand children died. Like I said, it is a savage place. Of course in response I used my influence with Mattel to have all children's products shipped with one adult Brazilian Wandering Spider. The casualties are still climbing. When I look at you I do not see someone capable of making these kinds of decisions. And for that reason, I'm out.

>Is that the target audience for shark tank

As far as I know each shark is supposed to bring in a different demographic. Kevin is supposed to bring in teen and young adult males.

>Does he do other stuff

Dudes pretty chill actually, not a workaholic he's made his money and now he primarily does financial advising and he has his own venture capital firm/investing company for revenue flow.

>I never met a dividend I didn’t like.

t. Kevin O’

>Kevin is supposed to bring in teen and young adult males.

really? Sounds more like Mark Cuban's demographic

I was considering that may be the case.

The doobs don't lie.

I always picture this guy.

He used to go on Canadian morning shows and tell the average drooling simp watching before going to their data entry job some fundamentally sound but simple financial advice they probably need considering how household debt in this country is spiraling out of control.

Kevin is actually pretty cool.

Kek. He did say the plush industry is cut throat or something.

>Irish-Lebanese
So he’s Jewish?

You're thinking of the news definition of "teen" aka the negro.

dad was irish. mom is Arab.

almost the same thing.

He does look like a right cunt, to be sure.