>Former US President Barack Obama, in custody of the US military police, has informed on his drug dealing bosses, according to sources in Japanese military intelligence. As a result of this, an airplane filled with Afghan Heroin and North Korean amphetamines was impounded at Argyle International Airport on St. Vincent and the Grenadines in the Caribbean, the sources say. The money raised from this drug flight was intended to be used to finance the operations of Daesh (formerly known as ISIS), the sources say. This impoundment follows the capture of an Obama linked ship containing 4.2 tons of cocaine, the sources note.
>Obama Flees After Massive Drug Bust Aboard Lady Michelle Vessel In Caribbean
>By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers
>An intriguing Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that former President Barack Obama fled Washington D.C. this past Friday (10 March) traveling to New York City, Omaha (Nebraska), San Jose (California) and ending up in Hawaii—all occurring within 36 hours while he sought elite allies to defend him, and keeping him ahead of investigators from the Financial Crimes Enforcement Network (FinCEN) of the US Department of the Treasury (DoT) seeking to interview him about one of the largest drug busts in American history occurring in the Caribbean aboard a fishing vessel named the Lady Michelle.
William Brown
april fools lasts all weekend here candacuck
Kayden Cruz
it's fucking real
Carson Williams
This has got to be fakenews. Too good to be true.
Luis Anderson
haha april fools usa is still a corrupt shithole and trump doesnt get anything done :^)
Brody Wright
It would be cool if it was real. Maybe Kek can make it happen?
Aiden Hernandez
>report circulating in the Kremlin kek : )
Josiah Long
Never trust a person who cannot even maintain their own hair.
Jose Cooper
what would happen if a sitting President "accidentally" drone-striked the last one?
Ethan Gomez
kek i wish annon i wish the amount of fucking salt from lefties this would cause .....oh my fucking god yes but nah happy April fools :)
Anthony Gray
It would be covered up. Perhaps disguised as a plane crash, or natural gas explosion
Dylan Ortiz
Obama is in Taihiti.
Taihiti does not have an extradition treaty.
Obongo can kill and murder little babies and he will not be brought back into the US against his will.
Fucking Obongo
Angel Williams
>Drumpfkins complain that legitimate news sources such as CNN, The New York Times and the Washington Post are """FAKE NEWS""" >Uniroincally post ACTUAL fake news from "literally who?" sources
This is why the rest of the country hates you faggots.
Kayden Johnson
what is april fools ;) ?
Lincoln Ortiz
sounds totally on the level
Sebastian Bell
Hi CNN enjoy getting curb stomped by the people when civil war breaks out over there.
William Jenkins
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Gavin Hernandez
No one on /mlpol/ wants to see Obama arrested more than I do but this is some ultra shit tier sources.