AUS/POL/ FUCK I HATE JJJ EDITION

G'day cunts. How are you enjoying your Saturday?

>Australian of the Year win will help close science gender gap: education advocate
sbs.com.au/news/australian-of-the-year-win-will-help-close-science-gender-gap-education-advocate

>Flags lowered to half-mast at Queensland Parliament House
archive.is/uSBoK#selection-1717.0-1717.57

>Call to fight youth crime with return of Blue Light Discos
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>The Australian building that made almost $20m for corrupt Malaysians
archive.is/JMACO#selection-1395.1-1395.69

>Fake news is hurting our democracy and Anne Aly story is a case in point
archive.is/y3frw#selection-1415.1-1415.73

>Coalition dreams of a future in which Malcolm Turnbull actually succeeds
archive.is/z5Usd#selection-1415.1-1415.73

>Government's proposed language test blamed for fewer migrants taking citizenship pledge, MP says
abc.net.au/news/2018-01-27/fewer-migrants-taking-citizenship-pledge/9365782

>SA election: Xenophon SA Best now has candidates for 24 electorates
abc.net.au/news/2018-01-27/xenophon-sa-best-now-has-candidates-in-24-electorates/9367008

>South Australia looks to trial underground coal gasification
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>Nauru refugees petition against delays in settlement
archive.is/KE0mM

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>Call to fight youth crime with return of Blue Light Discos
youtube.com/watch?v=67nVV_9G818

ah yes I remember blue light discos as a young tween, we'd count the number of girls we got dances from and cheek kisses. Truly twas a time of simplicity, innocence and delight.

g'day mate

whats for dinner lads

KFC cunt.
Zinger box.

What the fuck lorde deserve better

chicken barn. the local claremont KFC is the shittest one I've ever been to like fucking ever -
doubt me if you want. I go to bridgewater or glenorchy if I want KFC.

daily reminder that this is your national anthem

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>one week later
>DISREGARD THAT WE SUCK COCKS

That would require the abos being an actual nation, Ukraine bro. How's your Russian pimp?

who here dreading going back to the wagecuck life on monday?

Here.
I think I'm too much of an over-thinker or perfectionist for the software solutions field.

I
fucking love being invaded by asians, niggers and prajeets

>mfw one of kendrick lamars songs got #1 in hottest 100

wew laddy, that album was average as fuck

Unless mussolinis come back i dont really give a shit, mario.

how was straya day m8s

It was good, stayed up and beat off to shemales cumming on their own face.

stayed inside all day, all of my friends were either busy with their families or out of town

i was gonna go back to my home town for it but not a single cunt organised anything for it (they always wait for me to do it), so i didnt bother

pretty depressing t b h

Remember about a week ago when that truck carrying thousands of live chickens crashed, killing a lot of them and horribly maiming most of the others?

To me it was pretty gruesome and a reminder that factory farming entails vast amounts of cruelty, however on the comment sections on FB a lot of Australians, both male and female, were just making jokes about it, mainly at the expense of the suffering of the chickens.

Why is there a mean streak in Australian culture? I am a nationalist but it just weirds me out to see so many people have such a cruel nature. Makes me want to hurt them.

Amazing mate, 10/10. I love decorating up the house and preparing Aussie foods and stuff. Definitely the best day of the year. Can't wait until next.

you're gonna have to try harder than that if you want to illicit a response from your own countrymen, m8

Lol what?

Going out to have a degenerate night.
First stop, a Greek Traps house, and then after a quick root and a couple cones, on to the valley to get another root and pissed.
Who knows where I'll wake up tomorrow

Keep you boys updated or no?

My budget is $70
Wish me luck, lads

I downloaded CP how much trouble can I get in?

Set your computer on fire NOW.

definitely keep us updated, ill tip some eth for your efforts

>JJJ
aaaaahahaha

-$9 gone for train fare
Heading up to the city.

opal card: JUST'd

The kids are out, the missus and I are on the couch with some leftover Shepard's Pie and some Law & Order.
Comfy af.
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Nah, Brisbane

>page 8

JUST

time to bump this shit

I spent my Australia day driving from Melbourne to Swan Hill and back. Fucking hate that drive, road is way too straight.

Yeah no shit. Auspol has been dead as fuck tonight man.

Why did a nigger get top 100 not that I listen to that shit station anyway but it’s just normalising them.

Burritos.

Triple J and its countdown has been shit for years