Hello young man, how do you do?

>hello young man, how do you do?

leave it newfags, this spam is hourly

sup prez

heheheheheheheheheheheh

Good thank you Mr President

Wuz in coma last 8 years but doing bettre now thanks

help me sir im getting raped by niggers

Great Mr President, Day of the Rope on your order sir!

Day of the Rope
Day of the Rope

hi mr prez.. I voted for Hillary but THANKS FOR CUTTING MY TAXES BRO

It's an honor, oh God Emperor.

what after school special was this from?

You have the right to remain silent....

i'm doing better now that america has a real president and not another establishment puppet

Based Albro.
For your incredible humour you will be awarded one hundred military bases on your soil. Dog bless!

>be 5'5"
>he reaches over me and shakes the hand of the taller man behind me

Ver well, sir.
Might I also I add that I'm a huge fan of your Indian policy.
About time we had a pro-India, anti-Pakistan president in the office!

I'm doing well, Mr. President, thank you. We're going to paint that map red this year, sir!

Soap on a rope?

"mein fuhrer, i am doing well"

I had no idea this movie existed. I'm going to have to check it out.

Hey mr DUMPFF you better not come to the great kingdom of norway -- we dont tolerate racists, xonophobes, islamophobes, anti-semites, anti-feminist dung shits here. Haha see you later drimpleturf I need to collect my welfare check

>y-you too

So that hand on the bottom of the picture trying to handshake him is yours.

Hello humpty drumfty, go back to Germany you nazi fuck

Fuck you for giving more of a fuck for dreamers than the people who voted for you

S

he probably would, just to troll you

Also remind him how based Norway can single-handedly destroy USA in a week.

The weak should fear the strong

Anything is possible

>looks right in his eye
I'm here to apply for the job

>h-hey do-donald...t-THE J-J-JEWS!!!
>alright can secret service escort this kid off the premises

how every anons interaction with the president, if given the chance, would go

>*spit in hand*
>strangle his tiny bitch of a hand with my chad hand
>Look at him straight in his orange face and tell him that I jerk off to his daughter with the same very hand

Wow those are some cute cheeks hng would love to play with them and squeeze them.

*shake his hand*
*whisper* kick kushner and those other kikes out