Hey mister, do you want to come over to our pool party? We have root beer

Hey mister, do you want to come over to our pool party? We have root beer

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Somethin seems suspicious. You wouldn't happen to have any rock CDs, would you?

Not sure, what kind of music will there be?

>About to sleep
>See this image

Well shit

Do you have rock CDs? I like them.

Depends, are you guys alright with diving? I've seen a bunch of club/hotel pools that forbids it.

I-I don't know if I should go...oh shit, is that a grill?

Hand over the eurobeat and no one gets raped.

That's poo poo in the glasses. You can't fool me, you little snakes.

LOUD electro-sonic mayhem untouched by human feeling

Only if you can beat the loli on her home touge.

No, I'm still cutting. Ask me in July.

Megu is such a fucking slut. Just look at those honkers.

vaporware, crafted by the finest experts from Sup Forums and [s4s]

lolis wouldn't listen to vaporgrave but they might listen to filter house

Brehs.

Megu sure is busty. Just look at those shadows.

Something's not right, that doesn't look like root beer at all.

>take all the root beer
>steal away into the night

The perfect crime.

Root beer floats are nice.

Pft. Call me when you get a real drink. Like cheerwine.

Only the finest outlaw country.

TesseracT and Intervals.

This guy, he gets it.

stop lewding chimame goddamit

Is Chino alright? It looks like she might have brain problems.

That's not Chino

Then what should we do to them?

No thank you Officer

Directly rape them.

Take that root beer and shove it down your throat! I don't want anything to do with you!

>root beer
Oh, you're not deceiving anyone. That's liquid shit.

Don't you ever

I want to drink root beer right out of Chino's cunny.

I feel like it would hurt to have root beer inside a vagina.

I don't drink alcohol.

Lolis love Cash - Johnny Cash.

Her anus then.

Can you get a sugar high from putting soda inside your asshole?

Why did they make those 9th graders so midgety?

I feel like the world would be a better place if all 9th graders looked and acted like them.

I hate root beer, get out of my sight you tiny mouthbreathers!!

I'm not sure if the anal wall can suck up sugar. I guess we need to try it.

The anal wall can suck up anything

Shouldn't it be a selective membrane?

Rabbits breath through thier nose, user.

What's this anime and what's it about? Also I hate root bear

boku no ruutu beru

so if you cum in the butt, the anal walls will suck it up and you will have it directly taken into the bloodstream?

Yes

That sounds pretty cool. Where do you cute girls want to meet up?

Damn, Megu's titties are fucking huge.

...

For your dick.

By me.

Sorry, I already have a date with my girlfriend, Sharo-chan.

She's looking at the mug you faggy fucks. Do we live near each other? I'll say it to your face.

Where are you taking Sxarp?

huey lewis and the news

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I would wreak utter destruction on Syaro's tight ass.

We're going to the BEACH today.

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My kanojo gave me a chocolate!

I had SEX with your kanojo Chino-chan last night. She enjoyed it and is coming to my house tonight for some more fun.

This is my cute maso-slave Megu.

Boobs too small.

my wife chino is so cute

Boobs not small enough

Something feels off

I'd like some more kafuu chino.

>click loli thread
>barely any loli
I'm disappointed

>djent
t. nu-male

dozo

I've watched both seasons of gochuumon but still can't remember which one is Chino and which one is Chiya.

What is wrong with that cutie?

I want to look EXACTLY like Sharo!

I have a special surprise for you when you do.

>MaMe will never ask you to choose whose manko tastes the best

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KC and the Sunshine Band

Why is she looking at the mug then? Checkmate.

>either of those being djent
You fucking retard.

I know a scam when I see one
first of all you don't need 4 people to tell me this
secondly I have eyedrops that come in larger servings than your "rootbeer"
and lastly what are you doing in my room?

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Chino is Hibiki and Chiya is Chitanda

Remember to never trust a loli you don't know Sup Forums
They could try and put you in their van and do lewd things without your consent

Saved. Will repost for all eternity.

Even then, 9 times out of 10 the offender will be a loli you know.
If you niece or little sister ever does anything strange to you remember to call the help number.

No thanks, I'm gay.

*unzips pants*
nothing personal, kids

Megu is semen demon in the making.

Seems like a pretty finished product to me.

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Manko chan is my future wife.

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please post more loli with eurobeat

She doesn't have her X shaped hair bands. It's triggering me.

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Lewd.

Big chests will fill your hands, flat chests will fill your heart.

Nice words, user. Nice words.

However
>Big chests will fill your hands, flat chests will fill empty jail room
FTFY