I need a girlfriend? How can I find one?

I need a girlfriend? How can I find one?

How to get girlfriend I don't have one.
I am male.
How to get woman as a friend? I am 18 yrs old don't have any friends

I am stalking woman on FB. I don't have any friends.
I love to stalk every woman from 18-26 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secertly
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents because if they find out they won't be happy :)

I stalked woman on FB from 18-26 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.

I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.
I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway

How to get a gf on internet? I am single 18 years old don't have any friends.

I am sexually frustrated and need gf from 18 also I wanna sleep with her. I wanna touch woman.

I hate marriage and it is b***** to me.

I hate arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.

I wanna to sleep with woman and I prefer to have more woman friend mostly from that shares same age I have.
I am not against to have male friend but I prefer woman friend that shares same age I have. You fool.
I like hot sexy good woman.

Most Indian Gym don't allow opposite sex interaction.

Most Indian don't allow to rent their room if the roommate is unmarried opposite sex. Only some Indian do rent their room with unmarried opposite sex which is rear.

I want to stalk woman in real life? How to do that without getting caught.
How to masturbate beautiful woman on public without getting caught?

You have a gf for males or bf for females? Both of you should beat each other.

Fat woman are so ugly even beautiful fat woman are ugly too.

You should beat yourself.

I do masturbate in 3 times a day.

What will happen if the person is unable to pay his/her debt?

How to get a gf. If you don't know about this so go beat your partner especially if its gf for males or bf for female

Do you f*** yourself everyday?

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Dude just be yourself

I am sexually frustrated.
Wanna f*** woman that shares same age as me with her consent.
I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with them.
How to have premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.

comment on their facebook pictures pajeet

Pooing in the loo is a good start.

just have confidence bro

ask bitch lasagna to show vegene, works evrytiem

slow down pajeet

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I hear you buddy. I'll never know the warm embrace of a woman and it haunts me daily. I'm so cold.

>I need a girlfriend? How can I find one?
Church

what does this have to do with politics?
kys you dont deserve a gf if you have to ask here

I am not pajeet.
I have toilet in my house.
I look beautiful.
I do bath daily.
I don't poo in loo.
I don't shit in street.
I am sexually frustrated and wanna f*** woman with her consent that shares same age as me.
I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with them.

Find one at church man. That's what I did, met this girl at church, added her on FB, made conversation with her without making it weird. Here's a video to explain: youtu.be/hOM9LFpVcdk

I am an atheist and don't believe in god since 2014.
I lost faith in god.
God don't exist in my opinion

kys nigger

You fool british man.

Where do you poo if you don't poo in the loo or shit in the streets?

Send messages to random women on Facebook asking them for nudes. Works 100% of the time.

In the toilet. You motherfucker

But you said you don't poo in the loo?

Yes poo in loo means shit on street. You fool.

>Pajeet literally does not know what a toilet is.

You can't fool me Pajeet, you street shitter.

This is what happens when shitskins grow up on a diet of western porn, they think every white woman acts like a porn star and will fuck at the drop of a hat.
Western woman will have no interest in you OP, your a poor third worlder who smells of curry and shit. You can't even compete with niggers for fat ugly white woman because you don't benefit from the "Muh dick/bbc" myth, in fact Indians are seen to have the smallest Penis of all aside from chinks.
Get an arranged marriage with your cousin and be happy to fuck ms. unibrow.

poo in loo means poo in toilet because it's assumed pajeet shits in the street.

Mods do your fucking 'job' ffs

I hate incest and marriage.
Fuck you

I do bath daily.
I look beautiful.
F*** you

My dick is big. F*** you

Is it bad that I am willingly participating in a shill thread?

Poo in the loo is not a descriptor of a person, but an action recommended to a person

You okay Pajeet?

Maybe you should eat some cow shit to calm down?

Just have perfect genetics and become Chad Thundercock.
*looks at flag*
Oh, sorry.

That is pretty brutal user.

nice pasta

nigger shill nigger thread
I LOVE DEAD NIGGERS AND JEWS

No. I am an atheist and don't believe in god since 2014.
I lost faith in god.
God don't exist in my opinion
Therefore I am an ex-Hindu.

POO

I am not pajeet.
I have toilet in my house.
I look beautiful.
I do bath daily.
I don't poo in loo.
I don't shit in street.
I am sexually frustrated and wanna f*** woman with her consent that shares same age as me.
I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with them.

But currently still a nigger

Post picture with timestamp and we can help you out.

Nein nein.

holy shit you actually tried not to try

Your people....

Motherfucker nein

Ok post your name and number, I'm a sexy women your age ready to sleep with you.

You will just have to kiss my feminin penis.

Indians don't have big dicks, just excessive hair. And judging by your tenuous grasp on the English language you are either poor low middle class, upper class Indians send there kids to learn English overseas which you obviously have not.

So in summation:
You don't have money
You don't have an education
You don't have a big dick
You don't know how to poo in looking

You have nothing to offer a western woman, embrace incest, I'm sure your cousin isn't all bad.

jawohl nigger jawohl

Hang in there bro. Don't try so hard. It is tough when you are yearning, but you have to be cool, not show signs of desperation. Also do not be afraid to be rejected. It will happen, could happen a couple times. Be tenacious.

You are probably a fake shill though. Shareblue go fuck yourself

It is a trap. You can't put me in trap and you are a fake.
Lot of people tried to trap me but failed.
You stupid motherfucker.

>wanting a (((girlfriend)))

I have big dick. You dumbfuck.
No. I won't do any incest you motherfucker. Are you Indian origin?

>I need a girlfriend? How can I find one?

Sup Forums is not the place you want to look for relationship advice, dude.

I have toilet in my house. You motherfucker

Nice affect. You are overdoing it but you do a pretty good job acting like a nearly illiterate hindoo. The best person you could fuck is Cliff at shareblue, or any of the quasi commie fags at leftypol

I will shit in your mouth for free.
It tastes like last night's mattar paneer

...

Hmmm sounds nice.
Will you let me butt fuck you?

You have to be bold and confident. Women respect men who are masculine and macho. This is why BBC is so popular with white women.

Here’s what you do.

Let’s do a practice run. Go your nearest grocery store. Browse the isle until you make eye contact with woman. Slightly smile and then walk away. Wait a little while then find her. Smile at her and stair her in the eyes. It shows you’re Alpha like a chad. Then walk up to her and grab her ass. Don’t squeeze too hard, just a little grab. Smile big. Her real close. She’ll melt right there because you’re Alpha and taking what you want. She’ll feel safe and protected with you.

Do not say stupid shit. Just be strong and silent.

I am not leftist or rightist.
Anyway f*** you.
I like both capitalism and socialism

Is that all you have retard?
You must do better than that, nigger...

No. I love panner. You stupid motheryucker

LOL fuck no, I'd sterilize myself if I where Indian. You can claim your dick is big all you want, but neither you or us will ever believe it.
Post a pic with timestamp of your dick and much larger unibrow, and one of your toilet for good measure.

is this what peak pajeet posting looks like?

This is why you aren't getting laid. Decent men believe in something. Women respond to that.

Western women do not like people who preach atheism. It's fine if you are an atheist with some women, but they don't like it when you push "not believing " as if it is a virtue.

>Dude just be yourself
Did you read his OP?!? The last thing he needs to do is be himself.

post pic of yourself, maybe we can help you ;)
also why are you worried? you supossed to have a arrange mariage culture and your parents have to find you a qt pajeeta time ago

>toilet

I cant help how stupid I have become from all the estrogen I have been pumping into my vains.

All I want to do is eat dick and this shit skin op will not even give me his number.

I'm American after all so I am only 44% nigger.

Fine, I'll reveal the simple guide to get women. Not because I want to help you, but maybe there is someone worth helping who will see this.

1. Imagine the kind of woman you want. Figure out the kind of man she wants. Be that kind of man.

2. Physical attraction for a woman is strength. Be strong and dress correctly. You are now attractive.

3. Mentally, women want confidence and leadership. What this means is talk less. The bullshit you are saying right now is the perfect example of shit never to say. Be silent if it's not obvious you should speak. When you do speak, be simple and direct. Example, you want a girl's phone number, try handing her your phone and saying "Give me your number, I'll call you.". That's not a magic recipe to make a girl give you her number, but if she does like you, she will.

4. Be successful. "I'm an adult, with money, a career, a house, and a car" is MUCH more attractive than "I'm a horny desperate teen."

That's pretty much it.

>Get off the Internet
> Look around yourself..there's like half a billion girls around you.
> If you're not a loser, you can get one
> If you're a loser follow these steps
1. Get a rope
2. Throw it away
3. Go to the highest building in your locality
4. Do not jump
5. Kill yourself by cutting your arteries.
6. You die a loser.

Just tell them to show bobs and vagine. they love that.

The guys sending Bob and Vagene messages do not spend time on Sup Forums.

I won't preach atheism unless someone forcing me to believe religion.
You motheryucker

I see that you make this same thread every now and then, anyone who replied to this thread took the bait instead of not even clicking on it in the first place.

Lol
>"I want to believe.jpg"

>meme advice

Ignore that nonsense my dear streetshitter.

Just man up and use force. Alphas don’t “ask” they just take. Duct tape can be sexy.

Anons have we reached peak shilling?

The shill is acting as a literal shot poster, while the rest of us shitpost to make fun of the shit poster.

I am not pajeet.
I have toilet in my house.
I look beautiful.
I do bath daily.
I don't poo in loo.
I don't shit in street.
I am sexually frustrated and wanna f*** woman with her consent that shares same age as me.
I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with them.
I hate marriage.
You are a fake can't trap me. You motherfucker.

this is literally the biggest piece of non advice ever

fuck off kike

You British man again.
I don't hate british.
But you should help me to get a gf.
F*** you

F**** you motherchod

Pajeet, you are a creep unable of building stable relationship that is based upon anything elsethan sex.

Go to brothel, no women will want a wierdo like you.

>duct tape
>ski mask
>knife

That’s all you need you glorious street shitter.

Consent is for betas and soyboys. You’re not a soyboy are you?

I am not pajeet.
I have toilet in my house.
I look beautiful.
I do bath daily.
I don't poo in loo.
I don't shit in street.
I am sexually frustrated and wanna f*** woman with her consent that shares same age as me.
I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with them.
I hate marriage.
You are a fake can't trap me. You motherfucker.

Poo on them to assert dominance.

Fuck you son of a b****. Can

>"decent men believe in things"
>without evidence
Stop with this meme, think for yourself instead of being a cuck

Simple just find a qt, chat her up, and drop a few subtle come ons. At the end offer her your phone number and tell her "SEND BOBS AND VAGENE PLES"

Asking pol how to find a woman? WTH
What is worse, are you really an indian? If you really are one, i don't see a chance, because of some shit i read here about indians way of calling woman.

You are deplorable piece of shieeet in your current state pajeet, you have nothing to offer to woman. You are childish, why are you afriad of mariege Pajeet?

>reddit spacing
Fake and gay.
Sage.

Fuck marriage. I wanna sleep with 3 sexy woman.

I am really an Indian. You motherfucker

You fucking cant get one, you smelly dolt. Get rid of the shitty accent nobody can understand, get fit, and fucking stop with the beta shit.

I smell good. Motherfucker and I do bath daily.

Which is why you will LOVE my big yankee logs
shit all over your nigger face

>ignores everything else
No you do not.

nah, it is actually true.

No you stupid donkey