1814

>1814
>Royal Navy sets fire to the President's House
>Yanks had to whitewash it to cover up the damage
>Renamed the white house because of that
>Literally called the white house because of a shameful defeat by the British

Wow, that's embarrassing

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At least we had nature on our side and kicked you out

almost as embarrassing as losing an entire country to illiterate farmers and religious zealots

Guess which country?

(((the Royal Navy)))

Whiter than you Muhammed

>lost to colonists
wow great cucktain you really fucked up huh?
>retreated at dunkirk
wow another fuck up
>lose all of your colonies except 1 shitty island
cant stop fucking up huh?
>migrants violently rape white great cucktain citizens and do NOTHING
hmmmm
>police wear high hells, nail polish and dress up as furries
ok just stop great cucktain

I'D GIVE MY LIFE,
NOT FOR HONOUR,
BUT FOR YOOOOOUUUU

this place is actually pretty great

It's called the White House because white is right

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no no not hong kong, some shitty island off of afreeka
hmm i forgot a few
>pay royalty millions upon millions to be royalty from a bygone era
jesus stop it now
>bin the knife, but turn on a light instead
i said stop being so cucky great cucktain

Pretty sure it was completely rebuilt

>>police wear high hells, nail polish and dress up as furries
source

IN MY TIIIIIIIMEEEEE
THERE'LL BE NO-ONE EEEEEEEEEELSE

>embrace islam and allow unchecked rape, acid attacks, trucks of peace to mow down citizens
ok great cucktain you are a lost cause, nice run tho

You know your parliament was pissed this happened and issued an apology?

>The British burning of the Capitol, White House, and other buildings in Washington, D.C., in August 1814 was a direct and proportional retaliation for the American looting and burning of the Legislative Assembly and other buildings in York, now Toronto, Ontario, in April 1813.

>sneak into a country just to burn down a building
great nigger behavior there
>lose a whole country to farmers
lmao
fucking embarrassing.
>a fucking EMPIRE of countries
>almost completely fucking wiped out by Germany

bitcoiners held one of your hospital hostage...
LAST YEAR

wtf even is this pathetic thread.

try research faggot leftoiw niggwe lovwe

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Whiter than you Muhammad

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>Brits vs. US capitol bldg.- such minor damage that it can be painted over
>US vs. Brits Canadian capitol bldg - utterly destroyed, have to build an entirely new structure

Seems equal.

Damn that's tough user, we still won this shit hole so fuck off back to bong land.
Also sage.

CRIIIIIME, IT'S THE WAY,
I FLLLLLYYYYY
TO YOOOUUU

If you didn't say religious I would have guessed America in Vietnam.

Still less cucked than getting wiped by some pissed off borderline illiterate farmers because you were so cheap that you taxed their tea to pay for your pissing match with some faggot trannys and cavemen.

Burning down the President's House after getting soundly whooped like that is akin to TP'ing my high school teacher's house after she got me expelled for deflowering her daughter in her own bedroom.

US still won and now UK is our nigger slave . JUMP BOY JUMP !!!

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Funnily enough both the US and UK have only really "lost" wars when the only way to win would be to genocide the cilvillians of the country they were fighting in, something they were very much physically capable of but not morally.

a British 15 year old lad last week was arrested for social engineering to gain access to the head of the FBI's computer.
BONGED

Remember when guys conquered Canada in the war of 1812.
Remember when your ally got eternally blown the fuck out by British funded troops.

>remains independent
>defeated

k

You burnt a building. We ended your empire.

>Wow, that's embarrassing
More embarassing for brits?
1776
ww2
You'd be speaking german if not for us.
We should have let you die.

>w-we wuz

top kek siegfried

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Plan_Red

>muh WW2

The reason it's white is that the stone used is extremely porous, so a lime based white wash was used to seal it. Also, the name of the building was the Executive Mansion, Teddy Roosevelt changed the name during the remodel in the early 1900's.

>1776
The balance of power was with the United States, you had France and Spain backing you.
>ww2
Literally one of the few that didn't fall to the Germans.
>You'd be speaking german if not for us.
Pretty sure that was the Russians considering they kill 80% of German casualties.

Nice meme.

Still independent from you red coats!

>you had France and Spain backing you.
Spain? Spain wasn't involved at all moron.
France as usual showed up last minute. Didn't even get off their ships.
Big deal.
You should be ashamed of how many soldiers both brit and american died just so you run your cunt mouth.

Okay?
You used to be the most powerful and awe-inspiring force in history, and you gave it all away in the world's largest virtue signal. Ask yourself how you allowed that to happen.

You realize that meme just makes you look retarded to us.

>meme

We were winning in Vietnam before Congress cut all money for the war effort. So, historically soeaking
>Tfw Anglos only lose to other Anglos

>I’ve got just the meme for that!

Underrated reply

> memeflag

Ok American

Go suck Sargons balls some more you faggot

I still haven't forgiven you motherfuckers for 1812, i'm glad America bled your asshole dry and arrived late to WWII and forced you into debt to us via loans.

Which one?

Remember when we saved Europe twice ? Say TY Master .

> saved

Forgetting you sold shit to the Germans, or that massive lot of free oil you gave them. Bet Kraut felt good running your grandaddy over with his American oil ran Panzer

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>if I call him American, I win!

Care to try it now?

MFW correct

Wasn't that right before God sent a hurricane to put out all the fires?

The face when britfags can't even burn down a building right

>>Literally called the white house because of a shameful defeat by the British
>Wow, that's embarrassing
not as embarrassing as losing an entire territory because your navy admirals all had gambling debts to foreign monarchs

(((saved))) Europe by allowing it to be balkanized and raped by the communists...

that wasn't the idea lmao

We've got a large history of purposely NOT destroying things totally as a symbol of supremacy

>Spain? Spain wasn't involved at all moron.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spain_and_the_American_Revolutionary_War
>France as usual showed up last minute. Didn't even get off their ships.
It's almost as if they knew Britain's power was in its navy and prevented it from used to its full effect.
>You should be ashamed of how many soldiers both brit and american died just so you run your cunt mouth.

No.

They forced you to take care of Israel for eternity in return.

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>motherfucking win!
>I’m really getting the hang of this Sup Forums thing!

D&C bullshit.

US/UK superior to every single shitskin nation. every. single. one.

have some sage with your falefel.

>he doesn't know about the masons/illuminati/malta

Whole shits been fucked for century's. This is lucifers world afterall.

Imagine expecting this to be some form of rebuttal

You are the cancer upon your nation

Yes, you're such a winner. Pic doesn't even address your brown problem.

Pathetic brittbongs.

ditto

>Spain? Spain wasn't involved at all moron.

American education in action. Now you reply "Ha! I trolled you."

>France as usual showed up last minute. Didn't even get off their ships.

The French were literally the only effective fighting force your side had.

>You should be ashamed of how many soldiers both brit and american died

You should be ashamed that your country was founded by traitorous cowards who got the French to do all their fighting for them.