Bongs now need a porn license

Oi lads! Got yer porn licence yet?

news.sky.com/story/porn-watchers-will-have-to-prove-they-are-over-18-under-new-laws-11224093

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_drawn_pornography_depicting_minors
legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2008/4/contents#pt5-pb1-l1g69
youtu.be/gRJ_QfP2mhU
shmoop.com/brave-new-world/sex-quotes-2.html
youtu.be/mhqx7yctQVk
twitter.com/AnonBabble

BE HONEST AND FRANK
LICENCE THAT WANK

kek

Why did the UK go to such absolute shit after WWI?

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Bet it comes with a BLACKED sub.

>"Due to the encrypted nature of AgeID's login credentials, such data cannot be exposed in the unlikely event of a hack."

>However, the privacy policy for AgeID details a wealth of information the site may collect. It includes name, postal address, nationality, date and place of birth, email address, mobile phone numbers and demographic information, as well as searches made on AgeID.
>The policy also says: "We also may use these technologies to collect information about your online activities over time and across third-party websites or other online services."

Looks like we are going for the No-Fap world championships because of a full blown 1984

>Why did the UK go to such absolute shit after WWI?
We made them pay the bill and didn't even let them keep their dignity.

Hey, it's a living

kek, have a You

The absolute state of bongland. How can you continue to not kys

This is so mind boggling and surreal, I just can't bring myself to believe its real.

>Millions of angry blue balled white teens

This could be a good thing

nice

>Dominican Republic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oi lad that's racist innit
That'll be tree fiddy pounds, god bless the queen

enjoy sucking off sweden my friend.

Why are the people letting this happen? This is terrifying.

Britain is a country of illiterates and obese diaper fetishists.

All the people with an innate will to fight and stubborn resistance left their country of tyranny for America over the past few centuries
All you have now is beaten-down submissive cucks

b8

Pron is bad, regulate it, pay more taxs, ?????, profit

brits are one of the biggest pussies in the world, second only to the french

Make no mistake, this is just an "in" for preventing (and monitiring) Brits from using adult platforms like Sup Forums or Reddit, all of which are full of pornography.

This is a good thing, the world is plauged with porn addiction,

instead of spunking on yourself every night to porn, you can do it in a nice moist vagina and make babies.

Go shot up another school le 56%

Who’s got that greeney with the wanker.

>You can verify your age at your local post office

Can't imagine Ahmed going to the local post office to get a wank token from Auntie Fatima
Islamic terrorism is about to quadruple.

You're delusional to think your country isnt bound to a worse state

You're an idiot if you think limiting usage of actual pornography is its primary purpose

Sup Forums is also a porn site. As is reddit

This site is filled with cuckold shit and Nazi larpers, tell me why i should care

Looks like he struck a nerve

When memes become reality

>bongs have to get license to fap to loli

I don't watch porn.

>Be bong
>want to watch tv
>oi I gotta have my cable license first
>want to have tv snack
>go to kitchen, see bread
>I need to cut this mate
>oi knives are banned, I'll just use finger which I stucked on my butthole earlier
>frustrated the bong just want to wank it off instead
>oi gotta need my porn license first
>instead just wants to listen to random music instead
>song plays "The Police - Every Breath You Take"
>every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take, the jews will be watching you

Letting it happen? It's already happens, but they just want to spy on us legally....
Weed is illegal, but that's never stopped anyone.
Being drunk in public, ergo being drunk in a pub is illegal.
No one cares.
But if the police want to stop some gob shite who starts ranting of the right of the free man, the police man can just fall back to a simple retaunt of; your drunk sonnie, pipe down and move along or you'll be waking up in the drunk tank.

This is actually a good thing

top kek

I diededed.

haha ill check that

Maybe I'm just being a contrarian but porn isn't good for kids or anyone really. I doubt it'll take much time to get your wanking certified.

Serious question: How will this work? What it the mechanism that will stop you?

>loli
loli is banned in England because it looks like children

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_drawn_pornography_depicting_minors
legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2008/4/contents#pt5-pb1-l1g69

>The system will require users to sign up with an email address and password, then use a third party mechanism to prove they're over 18. User will then use AgeID to access pornographic sites around the web; AgeID will log which sites are visited.

Even the fucking normies aren't going to go for that.

Follow the fucking money. Nearly all online porn, every major website and every studio is owned by a massive parent company called MindGeek.
They also recently bought out a smaller company, and now own the rights to AgeID.
They now petition to make a porn license a thing to force smaller studios or websites out of business or force them to pay to buy and implement MindGeeks AgeID program.
MindGeek is cucking an entire nation and the entire porn industry.

Who can you thank for this? Their Chief Operating Officer, David Marmorstein Tassillo.

KEK

license

>mur VPN retards

Your American to think that states are different to countrys.

>wank token

lmao

Every tryd getting open on your mobile? Wants your credit card details as proof of id

>Oi lads! Got yer porn licence yet?

I think youre miss interpreting whats happening here.

The government are not targetting the population with this, they are attacking porn companies. They want them to stop serving UK users by giving them very difficult laws to over come.

I can visit any site I want to, the companies are liable if they cannot prove I'm over 18.

See
It's not the government's idea,it's a major porn company lobbying the government to distort the market in their favour.

>>Millions of angry blue balled white teens
>This could be a good thing

I know this is a shocking idea, but men jacked off before internet porn. We had to use our imaginations. Maybe this is one reason why millennial cucks are supposedly less imaginative youtu.be/gRJ_QfP2mhU

I'm starting to feel bad for Brits, and I hate myself for it.

mandatory no fap is legendary

This is Huxley's explanation for the sexualization of the general population. This is from "Brace New World" 1932

shmoop.com/brave-new-world/sex-quotes-2.html

>Simulated sex helps to dehumanize the whole act. The aim is to eliminate all emotion from the act so that, as Mustapha will later explain, loyalty to the state is never in competition with loyalty to an individual. The more that sex pervades every aspect of culture, the less important it becomes, and the less emotion attached to it.

You have all been molested as children. Males and females. This exposure was normalized to you, so you don't realize how fucked up you are youtu.be/mhqx7yctQVk

That might be funny if it weren't so pathetic.

Well it's been nice posting with you guys. No fucking way I'm signing up for that shit even if Sup Forums is blocked.
>Leave age verification to the private sector
>What could possibly go wrong

This guy knows

They could just use an image scanner to remove it. The trannies will be so sad when they can't post pictures of their ass holes.

If whites stop wanking it to porn, they could quadruple as well. Perhaps if young women aren't growing up watching it, they won't try to emulate literal whores.

All pornography is, is a group of prostitutes being recorded.

Even if you aren't in the room with these degenerates wanking off, you are still learning to be a degenerate voyuer.

What was your taste in sex before you got this crap in your head?

And trannies posting their ass holes.

They can just use software to scan the images for porn and block it.

This might be the greatest win against the enslavement of society.

Pornography is Aldous Huxley's soma.

Just go down to the pub and watch Mohammed cornholing Bong slags in person.

>"We also may use these technologies to collect information about your online activities over time and across third-party websites or other online services."

Holy fuck! does any other western country even come close to this level of Orwellianess?

Get a prepaid card. All they really should have done is require porn sites to have a login before you can see the content and require a minimum fee. Than pervs in government who don't want to get caught could just get a prepaid card.

Is it likely that other western countries will follow the UK's abominable lead and start implementing this law too?

The nihilism of pathetic Brits knows no limits.

Yes, if it shuts down sites like this

Porn's for wankers

This is going do be weid, but do you want to a little girl? I saw a Bulgarian who said so in the soyboy thread that´s just fallen off the board, and if you are that user, I want to talk to you.
Everyone else, have a sexy girl for putting up with me.

I guess enough is never enough huh bongs
RIP

>Porn's for wankers

isn't that the point?