Reminder: If you are past the age of 18 and you play video games, you are the soyboy and manchild you so loath

Reminder: If you are past the age of 18 and you play video games, you are the soyboy and manchild you so loath.

What if i only play Patrician games?

no u

>Patrician games
No such thing, manbaby. All games are pleb tier. If you want to LARP inside a game so bad just do it in real life as at least you'll meet people in the real world that way.

Thats alrighty then

I game every night, also I drink alot of beer, have two pickup trucks, go shooting regularly, love Asian whores way to much, am ex-military, former law enforcement, and still like getting into fights at 45
Take your soyboy machild crap back to your basement.

Really, so I guess chess is out of the question.

Do you work for the MPAA?

What's a milk-drinker like you doing out here? Go back to your mother!

chess is for autistic schizos go get a girlfriend or something i bet u be a virgin lmao.

Fuck you faggot I like my switch

Bugman threat?

Ooooh baby

yes

I unironically look like these guys but I don't play video games. I think I'm shaving my beard tonight.

For what fucking reason?

Unless it's an ad-post (which it probably is because it's Reddit)

Good idea, man. Beard is the new trend among soyboys because they're lazy and its in fashion.

the soyboy probably has no kids and isn't married so he has to spend his excess income on manchild toys

Kys boomer

>the soyboy retard actually thinks beers, guns, getting into fights and fucking asian hookers is what makes you a man
lol gtfo generate GAYmer, you're basically a white nigger

i used to love videogames so much as a kid, I could play for days at a time without leaving my room and there are dozens of games I have thousands of hours in but now i just dont get nay enjoyment from them, they feel like a chore and i havent played any in over a year
even watching anime and browsing Sup Forums is starting to get boring


god fucking damnit whats happening?
how do I stop this feeling?
all my favourite past times are no longer enjoyable to me and Im just getting more and more depressed

rate my setup guys

I stopped watching anime and playing video games when I was 17. I'm 24 now.
Seriously, how do you people take enjoyment in anything anymore? What are you, a normie?

No u

The Switch is based, don't let the soyboys ruin it like they ruined PS4.

flag checks out

this is your brain telling you to get some actual fucking hobbies

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>White nigger
But you're Australian?

For me it was 18 however I never watched anime (thank god). I hang out with a lot of non-GAYmers so it's good, most of the people who I know who GAYme at my age (22) are pretty pathetic.

This
And don't tell us "go to the gym" or "God". I already do both and I still want to spray my brains all over the wall every day.

>saying this while posting on an anime image board
I don't even play video games anymore because most of them suck anyways but get your head out of your ass.

there is nothing else to do in NZ though

Ill play video games sometimes. If i get really into a certain game ill play it a lot.

Its just as valid a form of entertainment as movies. Its just that men should be playing hard games that challenge your logic and reflexes like Contra or impressive world-building genre-defining games like Final Fantasy III. not shit like Kirby.

I've never watched a single anime in my life besides Spirited Away and that was with my gf.

I play video games, mainly older stuff.
I also have a job, a wife and I'm jacked.
I also climb mountains and don't take retarded pictures with my mouth open.

You can have it all.

fucking this
i go to the gym 5 days a week and am super autistic about fitness/dieting and it absolutely has not made me feel any better

Be grateful. I was one of those cringy autists in high school. Wallscrolls, anime figures, keychains, anything to remind people I liked anime. My friend showed me this anime called Axis Powers Hetalia or something like that and that's when I stopped liking it. That shitty anime made me realize how shitty anime is in general.
I'll never diss on some of the classics, though, but you'll never find me watching it out of the blue

You don't get the point, do you?

If you listen to the opinion of a literal who on the internet you are a soyboy

If you're dumb then play video games, who cares what you do.
If you have potential in life you should stay away from activities that waste your time.

I play red dead redemption because I like killing Mexicans and injuns with cool guns not the spray n pray or noob toob guns or cod flying saucer guns

>If you have potential in life you should stay away from activities that waste your time.
So you're dumb then?

Playing Baldur's Gate right now. No fucking kid can play this unforgiving hell of a game and not hang themselves.

The surest sign that you're dealing with a soyboy is when he brags about having a job, a wife/gf, going to the gym, etc. (things which every adult man should have or do), hey retard do you also want to bring about finishing high school? How about showering? Do you want to brag about that? When did it become an acheivement to be an adult (have a job, a wife, kids, being able to take care of your body, etc.)

Fucking Portugese cuck.

Do that primitive technology hobby you oceanics do so well.

You kids need to lighten up. Who cares if someone plays video games.

Don't get the whole open mouth thing though, pretty gay

>bow
faggot

what is your definition of a patrician game?

Stop being a self obsessed body. Start giving to the less fortunate.

>high school
I have a masters.

Since almost every single guy I know of my age is incapable of having those things.

It's also pretty acceptable to not have a wife and just go around having fun.

It's okay to play vidya gaems as long as they're few and just as intelligent as entertaining (like Age of Empire or Kerbal Space Program for instance). I play FSX but I consider it more of a simulator than a game. What is soyboy degeneracy is having 6 gorillion steam games and paying out of your ass for the newest soy-toys and games.

Who cares? Gaming is an inherently soyboy activity. Why do you think every liberal millenial is an avid GAYmer?

Autism (Europa Universalis) Simulator

I feel you, wallabro, I feel you

i play on chess.com its really good its connects you with people all over the world and its free

kys chess loser !

>age of empires

This. And runescape

wow

Maybe you just suck at video games?

Your own fault for not enjoying, I love it.

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If you want to feel better then meditate or pray every day. And also run. Running is way better for you than simply muscle building routines. Ideally you'd want to do both though. Health wise you should aim for a great physique, have greath strength/power, great cardiovascular endurance/aerobic fitness (being able to run at least a half marathon or more) and flexibility. The only people who go to the gym solely for building muscle are homosexuals. Why do you think they're so built?

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Age of Empires III, or you're degenerates.

>And also run
Running is the ultimate nigger exercise and will destroy your cartilage over time.
Go cycling or swimming instead.

meditation is for schizos lol get meds u freak

So don’t be zyzz
Gotcha

hey finfag, you've been sperging up this thread for quite long enough i reckon. go eat some snow and take a sauna you autistic freak

Making your own classic video game cabinet is a nice project that can teach you woodworking, electronics, and software skills

Pleb

Hello reptoid

I'm glad games have no more grip on me, but I see the point in gaming even after you're an adult.

Society these days condemn so many things, especially male things like violence, that games are one of our feel relief valves.

I'd rather do martial arts, climbing and learn how to shoot though.

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Okami and Dark Souls are being remastered, so vidya is excusable for now

They're good alternatives as well. The point is that being a gym cuck and having only muscles is for faggots. Can these gym bros run from a pack of niggers if the time came? Could they defend themselves?

Yes. Zyzz was a degenerate homosexual.

desu, PUBG is the furthest thing from a soyboy game.

its ruthless if you fucking blow at it and theres no time for sitting around and crying about shit.
1 death and youre out, no respawns, and nothing you can do about it.

i have not met a single soyboy on that game, in voice chat, or online anywhere else.

>be me, dating super attractive and fit guy
>not very fit myself but not feminist sized
>dude is optimal model height and muscle mass and a model
>both of us have jobs
>he constantly smokes weed and I don't
>I'm super conservative and he is a socialist
>plays video games all day with his headset on
>watches anime
>thisisfine.jpeg
>decide enough is enough and just stop talking to him entirely

tl;dr don't be a fucking NEET. Women won't care how attractive you are.

>Age of Empires III

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Hey guess what faggot? I have six kids. It's Saturday. Today we had a indie off where we worked as a team playing Kingdom. We got to the second island after about 1.5 hours. Then we played outside in the melting snow, pulling each other on sleds. We tied the 3 yr old to the sled and tied her to our wolfdog who pulled her up and down the street hilariously. Dog could also pull the 5 year old but not the 10 year old sadly. Now we are back inside, I'm starting up a game of CK2, 2 kids are alternating Dark Souls 2, two girls are playing Roblox or something, the other two are doing chores for extra fun shit later on. Like a fun bank. Home-made chili is being prepared and is cooking as we speak. Tomorrow, Sunday, we all skip church as a family and go visit our blacksmith friend who raises wolves. We all take turns helping him and his wife out and we have a giant potluck with other families sometimes. There are 22 wolves now. My oldest kid is forging his own bastard sword and is learning how to coat the handle and guards with softer metal for engraving.

We LOVE games and can each of us, even my 3 year old, fuck you up.

FUCK YOU OP. You wish you were my son.

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>Things that never happened: Chapter 1

>thinking that long distance running is a worthy survival skill
Funny.

never heard of it but it sounds gay already.

So I'm in my mid 40s and my generation grew up with video games. I'm not sure what the faggot who makes these threads cares about what other people do with their time and money, but I see a pretty wide cross section of guys who play vidya.

In my social circle I know plenty of professionals and family men who play video games.

Why don't you post some pics of yourself, your wife, and children, Chad, and I'll rate you up against some of my peers that enjoy playing games instead of shitposting on Sup Forums in their free time.

Are you a homo?

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He must have really been a fan of ds2

Absolute fucking faggot

>We LOVE games and can each of us, even my 3 year old, fuck you up.
Oh I'm sure you would, fatty. You sound like an autist who is using video games to raise his kids because you're too lazy to do it yourself.

You literally play with soyboys... Chinamen.

Don't believe me?

Scream out "Taiwan numbah one" in the pregame lobby repeatedly."

I do like aoe 3 it's unironically my favourite

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Does anyone actually know anyone like in OP's pic? I'm 30 and I can't think of a single guy my age who plays video games, but pol has been eaten the fuck up with these "soyboy" threads lately.

Is this a common thing nowadays or is this just some more meme bullshit?

It's still good to have. If you can't run at least a half a marathon you wouldn't survive a single day in the wild my man.

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Except it did. Worst part is he was a complete idiot who thought he was smart, not just his politics but everything that came from his mouth was complete bullshit. He was an extreme narcissist, yet had nothing to show for it but his body, which I didn't even care for. He wasn't humble with what he had accomplished at all.

Soyboy