>aussie cunt wants to catch a mouse in his basement
>sets up trap
>see this the next morning
If anything deserves to be called a shithole country it should be Australia. Australians live in a literal hell hole at all times with backwards ass seasons, animals/insects/plants all out to kill them in creative ways. Not to mention their indigenous neighbors are in a league of their own.
Australia is the black sheep of the anglo family.
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> swiss cheese
Was it a connoisseur mouse?
>putting down a bit of cheese
Retarded
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get a shit load of those mats and take photos of each result, but use different bait each time. this could become a work of art
do one with a water bottle with some gasoline in it too
>look i posted it again
There's a youtube channel about different kinds of mouse traps.
Why did he place the cheese slice on a big turd?
>be mouse
>see piece of cheese and nutella or some shit
>eh, its not pepperjack and peanut butter but whatevs
>start to make my move to claim my prize
>suddenly a cockroach scurries ahead
>not so fast faggot
>i unleash my superior aryan mouse speed
>overtake the roach
>trip him with my tail as i call him a dirty turk, the most offensive thing to call a cockroach
>suddenly he unleashes a primal chatter which sounds like erdogan talking to the UN
>i am swarmed as literally 100 lower life forms rush past me, knocking me off my paws
>they swarm my mediocre snack, determined to steal whats rightfully mine like a pack of immigrants
>they are all stopped in their tracks, stuck to some sort of defensive barrier around my din dins
>i pause, the stench and sight of their brown skin has made me queasy
>decide im really not that hungry, swiss cheese and nutella sucks ass anyway
>turn around and head back to my mammalian family
>see the roach scurry towards it, he shouts his last words at me before diving straight into the defensive barrier:
>TURKS ARE WHIIIIITE
Aussies need house lizards
Works in all the other shitholes
bumping for interest
thats a weird looking chinese person, did they come for a showing on your house?
Guess the crab thread struck a chord with the maple sucking dog fucker
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Two huntsmans, bunch of crickets and locusts.
Are you breasts tender and clitoris itchy today OP.
Ratatouille lives another day.
This. XD
underrated
You would need quite a big mat for that one
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Yes. Dont come here ever for anyreason, especially if you black, asian or muslim or a leaf.
Is that how you catch bogan's or something?
>carolina wolf spider
this is not a picture from australia
bwahahaha
Gross. He needs to seal his house up, how the fuck is all of that shit getting in there? And then he needs to get an industrial strength ozone generator or two and shock treat his house for like 48 hours. It will kill any and all insects in there.
No need for reverse psychology. I honestly don't know how you deal with this on a daily basis.
Like I legit don't know. Can you lie down in the grass knowing you have venomous critters crawling about? How do you feel safe at home putting your limbs in dark places, even under your beedsheets, knowing what might be hiding there? How do you do outdoor camping especially sleeping outside of a tent?
How did Abbos deal with all this stuff for centuries knowing they didn't even have closed spaces to take refuge in to sleep for the night?
This..
These creatures will fuck hot up so
You better stay away.
Especially leafs
they dont have nutella in america
This is fake news.
What your seeing here is the tape after I waxed OP's mum's pubes.
Australia is like playing on dante must die permanently. I seriously do not understand how people can live there. Literally everything wants to kill you.
Uh... yea. They do.
>claims they have nutella in america
>provides no proof
fuck off leaf
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zozzle
We have them, they're called bluetongues
Abo's sniff it
More like Cuckmaster amirite?
>not just letting your pet spider catch and kill mice.
ever been bitten by one of those cunts? shit hurts yo
that's a nice plate of protein better wash it down with my piss to save energy on swallowing
Hey dont use my post from the previous thread and twist my words, faggot leaf.
In said that no one is more deserving of space travel than Australians because they live in such alien and hostile climates already. Australians will be the ones we send out to test new planets atmospheres and see if the planets plants and animals are edible or if they kill you.
>alright let's see this mouse that's been scurrying around
>sees this
Fuck living in Australia holy Shit
Well done.
Why are all those Chinese people gathering around that cheese?
try search engine its a latest thing
This thread is good
Dat fucking grip doe
theres been only one death from a spider bite in australia in the last 40 years
Shinglebacks are cute as fuck, I'm jealous of your reptiles
We have it. We even have vegemite. Thanks globalism.
Can confirm.
Top Kek from the Great White North.
Some of those bugs are very old & black from being dead so long
So, this did not all happen in a single night
Are niggers undead?
I couldn't go there. NO FUCKING WAY.
At least two cockraoches there too. Not good to have in your home.
but the kangaroos are so cute cute CUTE
'roos are high-t bunnys
>Hard hair coming out of a chitinous shell
Fucking pubic hair growing on your toenails man.
Nature why do you have to be like this...
Why is your country some sort of nightmare breeding ground?
I’d shoot that thing if I saw it.
Lad, the fuck is wrong with your country, not only are you upside down, everything is backwards.
guboi *head pats*
What about the plant life?
Do you guys have these little fuckers there as well?
Poor doggos suffer them a lot.
you know what i mean fagtron, they are not only blackened, but look closely & you can see they are very shriveled like your moms asshole
Hair and nails are made of the same stuff. There's a genetic condition where the hair follicles all over the body produce nails instead. Imagine that horror.
damn dude, australian insects blind and retarded or something? it's like they want to die or something.
>slaps your girlfriends ass
wat do?
Sandspurs can suck dick.
die, apparently
>be leaf
>mad cuz aussies are rich, succesful, funny and not cucked unlike you
>"MUH SPIDERZ N SHIET"
Had to save this one. Brilliant.
probably because ausfailia only started to become largely inhabited and civilized when all of this environmental "lol u cant kill pests!! they're part of the natural ecology!" shit started to happen so those sick cunts couldnt just eradicate these things outright. Similar to how hitler could have gotten away with gassing the kikes if he had done it 200 years earlier.
>implying the holohoax happened
thats right white boi
white women were made to worship the BKC
Holy crap. Them be some big spiders.
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AYOOO FUCK DAT SHIT
>Aussies need house lizards
hes a big guy
That kangaroo is fucking pumped
I had no idea the outback had so many gyms
fagggggot go die
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from the stolen money
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bring me him dead or alive so i can clean his flesh to be burned
demon occultist
wants the precious
kill moot or bribg him to me do i can kill him myself
Was he arrested?
did the hells angels burry him yet?
eho wants half my life savings moot has stolen
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"-Q"
I mean...whats he doing?
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Trying to eat a cat
>be aussie
>wake up
>need to piss
>head to bathroom
>blocks your path
you can't have picnics on the grass because bull ants will bite ya, if you're really unlucky it may be red ants and you'll probably be hospitalised.
this frightens the seppo
Just give him a smoke
>glue trap
This is the real shit
youtu.be
Bucket would probably be full of wallabies and koalas by the morning.
>ayo white boi
Yeah our country is fucking terrible you and your neighbours should NEVER come here!
>Tfw 10 yrs ago people from my vicinity were emigrating to straya
>ow ye shall have good pay
>Ow yee totes early to find a job
> Beautiful place
Haven't herd from them since
They either
>Live happy fulfilling life or have been eaten by straya wildlife
I don't know what's worse
smash it with my "flip flops"
Australia did nothing wrong. It's New Zealand and Maple "the land where I can diddle a poodle" Land that deserve a nuclear holocaust
>those goddamned spider bros
Jesus, fuck living in Australia.
for you
Yeah we do. It's actually pretty popular in some areas.
stfu leaf youre the autistic cousin who lives in the attic