ITT: Random things governments are paranoid about

ITT: Random things governments are paranoid about

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fuck you that's an excellent public service for a real and serious problem
bumping for visibility

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i hope this is a troll thread, drive through BC and you will see our forests are getting fucked up by the pine beetles
it's really sickening to look at

Abortions ok though.

Pine beetles are no fucking joke, man. Drive up the 97 and you will see entire mountains whose forests were erased by pine beetles. They're an even bigger problem than wildfires and that's including the worst 2017 wildfire season we ever had.

But this is legitimate. All of the ash trees in Ohio will be dead in a couple years.

(((they))) use the same bullshit reason (actually, your pic looks legit though) here to remove all the natural forrests. Here, there is no problem though. They talk albout barkborrar, but I have never seen a sick tree. And they are almost all gone now, the old forrests. Gas the kikes.

>t. beetlejew

go fuck yourself my man

Jordan Peterson detected

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Citizens owning guns

I'd harass her all night long if you catch my drift

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So you saying "Kill all comedians?"

Government banned amphetamines and large firecrackers in 1969. Nixon was truly a fag.

Makes sense considering I myself am a pseudo intellectual who really enjoys the sound of his own voice

Biggest threat to unnatural forests

I hate his voice but I do consider myself smarter because I watch him and Molly and then I question everything while taking cold shower and washing my balls.

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OP are you fucking retarded? I've seen the emerald ash borer take out a ton of trees in my life, caused exactly by moving firewood. This is absolutely a good idea.

>German cuck government was so ass blasted about this they burned the whole forest down after it was discovered a couple of years ago

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I love how they made her use chop sticks

They kind of have given up now. At least not all trees in a few hundred meter radius have to be removed anymore.

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fuck you, the emerald ash borer is fucking our shit in Michigan

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how you do this? asking for a friend

LOG

I know this face from somewhere...

You see you find a different species of tree that is not invasive or spreads but also is very different collored and you plant them in to the shape you want.

what.
the.
fuck.
not even bongistan has this

it's legal in Michigan now, based (((Snyder))) gave us weed, fireworks, busted the unions, and tried to poison Flint, fucking president when?

Fuck you OP

I honestly do not understand how knife bins work.
If you bin a knoife, can you go the police station and get it back in a few days, or is it lost forever ?
If Mahmood wants to go stab some infidels, and passes next to a knife bin, do bong police think that he will just bin his knoife and go home ?
Are the knife bins located in "strategic" areas, like in front of night clubs, and people are forced to bin their knoives if they want to enter ?
If bong police control a person and find that he's carrying a buttah knoife, will they confiscate the knoife and throw it in the nearest bin ?
Does bong police expect every brit to bin their knoives and make britain knoife-free by 2030 ?
This shit is so absurd, it's seriously beyond me.

when he poisons the drinking water in mormon areas too.

I love having freedom and knives. I have so many knives, there's two in front of me, I don't even remember buying them. Spring assist, too, so they're essentially switchblades. They literally sell them at grocery stores

more specifically you find a species of tree that changes leaf color at a different timing in the fall than the common local trees and you clear out a space and plant that type of tree
it was forgotten and went undiscovered for 70 years because nobody flew a plane over it at precisely the right seasonal timing and looked down
or the people who noticed didn't tell anyone

oui oi we baguette

What if Mahmoud dropped his bomb belt inside that bin and it went off? It would be like a huge fragmentation bomb except instead of little metal fragments it would be literal knives flying everywhere

Wow . Bringing back my childhood.
That 1/4 stick made a HUGE bang. Imagine being 9-11 yrs old with a pocket full of those legal beauty's.
Boomers had ALL the good shit. Explosives, amphetamines, drinking age 18, most kids could buy at 15 . No STD's .
Real high octane gasoline factory made race cars.
Thanx for the flash back user.

Oh shit
what if Mahmoud gets a magnet and a piece of string

fuck off, boomer

Kek

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If it's from porn,please post link.Asking for a friend.

Just mad because all you got were
Snakes & sparklers .
And we USED UP all the good stuff

I think the bins are strong enough to handle an explosion, and the explosion would destroy the knoives anyways. I didn't think of this though.

Then he'll be able to cover the entire neighborhood in a thin layer of butter. Many people will slip to their deaths.
Seriously, anyone can buy a knife, what's the point of telling people to bin them when they could just go to the store and buy another one.

Seems like a good place to get a quick knife.

EU pls

EU STOP

Throw garbage in there and pour a few bottles of maple syrup in.

EGGS

wait this isnt real

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Plant larch in a pine forest

Water on its own cant prevent dehydration and its about a law preventing food manufacturers from making health and medical claims about food.

And you wonder why we hate you

>Water on its own cant prevent dehydration

How do YOU prevent dehydration?

Why?

This sends gov shills crying for the cops

Did you say LOG?

>Collisions

Asbestos

But Sven we need that lumber for refugee flats and Chinese businessmen!

>used up.
>not your retarded gen x and early millennial spawn blowing their hands off and your bitch ass wives going no fun allowed like prohibition.

By resorting electrolytes in (((sports drinks)))

Brainlets. Biology is fascinating. Its worth your time to find out how homeostasis works in relation to water. Water alone will not hydrate you and making health claims about water is wrong. That is the whole pooint of the law. To prevent people making stupid health claims about food.

How much of the environment does Ian Calderon actually think will be saved when waiters are in jail for 6 months?

Shit Japan aren't you supposed to wank to death to 2d waifu instead of shitposting?

The reasoning for this is that it messes up groundwater and aquifers. Realistically it would only be a problem if done large scale.

Are they wearing prison uniforms? Is this a co-ed prison? WTF is going on in this picture??

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You some kinda poofta?
Never seen a high-vis work uniform before?

He's American, prison is a way of life here.
Everyone's done time and we got more felons per capita than anywhere I know.

But with the walls and outfits (which are clearly work-related) I can see the thought. Most Jail walls here are that same white plastered cinderblock look.
Been to enough of em to know

WAIT nevermind, on closer inspection that is obviously an office building.
I guess he must be high to not notice and too drunk to care.

To artificially lower supply, keep prices high, people poor

wait no im drunk i meant , fuck no-one needs to be this drunk at 9 am

Sagan was a massive stoner. Often he was oblivious to anything around him. The people who dressed him, because he couldn't dress himself, sometimes liked a little joke and THAT is why he looks like a goober.

I hate to agree with a leaf, but these forest pests can ruin the woods. Oak wilt up north is nothing to mess with. They take a long time to grow and the wilt kills them in one summer.

curved fruit and veggies are infected with the gay virus, straight fruit is not

>amphetamines and large firecrackers
two of my favorite things, fuck this gay country
now I have to larp having adhd to get my amphetamine pick up AND my sexuality to avoid being entirely hated for being a white male

It's real.

>tfw fibre supply is shrinking dangerously and demand is going up

Banany pochodzące z terenów zamorskich członków unii europejskiej nie były zakrzywione. Wprowadzenie tej regulacji miało na celu ograniczenie importu bananów z innych państw

Why would you want to store dishusting rainwater?

>all those signs on the beach

Jeez, can a nigger just go to the fucking beach and relax?

What the fuck are you even trying to say you tulip bastard.

Underrated

yes, which is you you don't go to the most overpopulated tourist beach in the entire country when there are ten thousand others to visit.

In Canada, you are allowed to own firearms as long as you have a license. Except for this one. The SKS, also Russian, firing the same round, at the same rate, is legal however. So why did they ban it? Because the Americans lost in Vietnam.

he's saying that when it doesn't rain for three weeks his country goes on full military curfew and starts pumping sea water into the fields to stop the land from sinking.

YOUR