Ok faggots we need to have a talk. tell me what the fuck was going on in that lobster thread last night

ok faggots we need to have a talk. tell me what the fuck was going on in that lobster thread last night.

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IT'S TOO LATE, SAVE YOURSELF

if you have to ask clearly you're a crypto lefty, sorry mate, nothing personal

fuck off CNN, you're not getting a story that easy

SHUT THE FUCK UP! SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE!!!

There is a group of people pushing a meme to test if they can manipulate Sup Forums

>he doesn’t know about the lobster

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we were told to monitor the thread. its such a shit show we cant tell if some sort of secret message was relayed... its all pretty bizarre to be honest.

can you link me to this bread please

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It's based off of an interview with that guy who always tells you to clean your room where he says that it would be beneficial for humankind to create societies in a way similar to Lobsters. No joke.

The lobsters are not from this earth

this is what I assumed. it's just Sup Forums trolling people OP but I'll check out that thread now

RIGHT WING LOBSTER DEATH SQUADS

>that guy
His name is Jordan Peterson newfag

>what is a joke
I am aware of that nigger

I see a thread full of newfags pushing a crappy forced meme

AFAIK Sup Forums has a secret and shill-proof plan to mass redpill normies, somehow organized secretly in the past 2 months, and everyone involved then migrated to /j/

Something about it disrupted the slide threads. You need to understand that there are groups that cant control the narrative on Sup Forums if you fuckers can just create memes out of nothing and dominate the board narrative.

plus there will apparently be a happening around 30/01 or the state of the union speech

Lobster is the new onion
RWDS will grow their power levels by eating lobsters and absorbing their powers of organisation

>Q tries for 4 months to get Sup Forums to make Q-related memes
>Sup Forums makes lobster memes instead
Really makes you think.

We're using the other sites for lobster stuff now.

My reddit friends and I will be thrilled when this meme takes off and completely replaces pic related. Heh it's almost too ez

is milhouse a lobster?

Lobster bro. He is ready for integration

If you don't know you're not part of the operation. The fire rises

I don't give a fuck, you should talk

Why? you shareblue will learn the hard way

newfags be patient

See:

Your headquarters are on /j/, am i right lobster?

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I can assure you i'm not backed by a kike

HOLY SHIT

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>Your headquarters are on /j/, am i right lobster?
uhhh... no.
Fuck off CIA

Yes they are lobster.
Now give me username and password.

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nsf001
smashthestate

Good luck though because you need a million more stuff

Nobody is gonna steal our Lobster.
NOBODY
Not even some CIA nigger monkey cattle wranglers

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Is operation 'boiling water' still a go? We need to cover our tracks and dump project Isopod right now.

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fake, both do not work.
I was asking for real lobster nigger.

Seems to be the theme in the past 48 hours.
Yesterday there was an Aussie crab and other native deadly creatures thread, which actually started as a question on housing lol.
Then some user got traumatized by the pic of the rat trap that ended up capturing the monster cast from the movie The Mist and created a thread about this.

Pic related, cute aussie creature saying hello

lobster people and crab people are having a war inside the hollow earth right now

It's the real one CIA nigger
lurk more

bullshit, not real.
Both are fake and you know it

>Pic related, cute aussie creature saying hello
Should be
>australian man attempts to take a shower.jpg

I did give you the password. Here let me help more:

1) Don't be a CIA nigger pedo
2) Lurk more
3) Disregard 1 and 2 because your days are numbered


also stop asking about lobster pls. Let it simmer down into obscurity.

we got the green light.

Jesus: you have already fucked up the reason the good doctor referred to lobsters.

The lobster' s neurological system, while primitive, is remarkably similar to humans in terms of its chemistry, and the sense of its place in the social hierarchy and status.

That is all that the Dr. claimed.

No more than that was asserted.

Isn't the lobster meme based on lobster boiling bans?

I'm not a CIA nigger.
This forced meme is getting out of hand, it's like the andy sixx log on Sup Forums

The meme could have been anything. They are intentional distortions for the sake of triggering people.

>This forced meme
Newfag.
Sorry for calling you a CIA nigger.
But please lurk more before posting.
> is getting out of hand
Because CIA niggers are trying to steal it.
LURK MORE

Or how about
>austrailian man attempts to cool feet off

So the meme is to pretend a hoax operation exists?

I have never seen this lobster shit in the last months, when this 'operation' yesterday started lots of people apparently knew about it
it's a huge psyop
Sure...
>muh cia niggers
This secrecy is unnecessary

this
Stop talking about lobster pls

>This secrecy is unnecessary
There's a reason why old Sup Forums-fags had a rule where nobody mentions Sup Forums or Sup Forums

People broke the rule and look how Sup Forums and Sup Forums are now.

sexual lobster

>it's a huge psyop
It's called shitposting, anons are just pretending to know about it. Honestly.

this. The lobster is a lie.

stop talking about it

You could be larping as if this is all just a hoax to cover it, yet that could be part of the hoax
>who knows

I just wonder how did you get access to a fucking janitor board?

>I just wonder how did you get access to a fucking janitor board?
LURK. MORE

Seriously not gonna spoonfeed. It's ruining your whole experience of being here.
It's a hoax. Really it is. Big hoax. Big conspiracy.

Lobster is a lie.

>la lobstera mestija

its time for lobsters to rule, they can easily deal with the boat refugees.

Meh i'll just wait for something to happen.
I'll just have someone talk about /j/ anyway

dear god that's unnerving

>"God is a lobster"
---Gilles Deleuze, A Thousand Plateaus (1980)

>30/01
Hello, fellow American.

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hahaha

Operations can't be held for long on public sites before someone squeaks the details out. The only way these operations succeed is if they trend fast and execute early.

Nothing is secret on the internet.
At the end someone will talk

maybe it was for the better
time will tell

word to the wise newfag
Never trust random strangers

apparently, something big will happen at SOTU address on january 30th, this whole operation is so fucking secret nobody outside of their group knows more then that

Great series. This episode has lobsters innit.
youtube.com/watch?v=R_GPAl_q2QQ

Really? Strange because even I don't know about it.

You're clearly from a different section

First rule of #OperationLobster is to never talk about #OperarionLobster.

Haha we will know something about it anyway, something is bound to leak

wait a minute.
data says you're a decieving crab jew.

Nope your peers in yesterday's thread said the same thing

We'll get those crabs some day
Merely A Setback

youtube.com/watch?v=lt9zGagv4iw

I found this out from the previous thread

Those were secret krab jews muddying the water or trying to find out what's going on.

Like I said newfag, trust noone but your instincts

they also said about martial law and civil war

not sure about that tho

Lobsters are fucking sexy, I have one up my ass right now!

when can we expect to find out?

>when can we expect to find out?
Well it's not gonna remain secret or take long that's for sure.
Given what's happened these 2 days.

fuck wrong pic

Phase 1 complete, uploading now.

If you must know that was our insignia
We were gonna blitzkrieg like no tomorrow and gas the crabs

Uploading WHAT?

>Uploading WHAT?
Are you blind? Look around you.
Curiousness is a good trait but you're making it mediocre and corny. Are you sure you're not a CIA negro?

I think it's time to fuck off, user