/ptg/ President Trump General - YWN KNOW THIS COMFY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>WH Vid: FLotUS Melania remebers the 6 gorillion 1/27/18
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/Pol FM Czaputowicz 1/27/18
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>Pres Trump returns to DC 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump speech/q&a @Davos 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump/Swiss Pres Berset Bilateral meet 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump/Rwanda Pres Kagame 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump returns to WEF for speech 1/26/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis in ROK 1/26/18
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>AG Sessions on terrorism and immigration 1/26/18
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>AG Sessions Swears in DEA Special Agents 1/26/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets w/Iraqi PM Al-Abadi 1/26/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets w/Ukraine Pres Poroshenko 1/26/18
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>WH Vid: Making America Hopeful Again 1/26/18
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>WH Vid: Making America Stronger&Safer Again 1/26/18
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>WH Vid: Making America Confident Again 1/26/18
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>IntDept Vid: Delivering Regulatory Relief 1/26/18
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>This Week @State 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump dinner w/biz leaders in Davos 1/25/18
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>Pres Trump/ISR PM bibi Bilateral meet 1/25/18
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Will probably need new baker, too drunk to go on much longer

tripz checked
sadly i need to be a prepper instead. my family's becoming a pain in the ass lately

No Commies Allowed.

>Drunk at 8 am
You better be west coast

>being drunk

I just stayed up all night

Why don't aren't all the bad people in a country just killed?

Make more breads, they’ll absorb the alcohol.

Not sure whoms't'd've I'm more jealous of in this webm.

I can get it, thanks m8

>I'm a centrist

It was changed in 2007

Dumb thing to do. There's no better sleep than sleep during the night. Bonus points if it's before 10.

$1000 says she's fucked that dog before.

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Chug water, eat cashews and go for a 30 minute run you fucking casual

checked and yes, past 4 am though
good choice awoo
thanks

happy Sunday then
>but then your lungs can weaken from lack of sleep

COMFIEST OF COMFY THREADS

I stayed up pretty late last night, and will again tonight.

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Same with me user. What were you drinking?

that would be racist you hitler

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>sleep is what's weakening my lungs

Who decides?

>tfw occasionally lurk /lgbt/ to watch for signs of drif towards left or right
>tfw even they absolutely hate centrists (bisexual degenerates)

im sure thatll fix him up real good mister reddit

If anyone checks Julian Assanges Twitter today he posted a video showing corruption against Ukraine by Biden and Obama.

Because we let them have too much power.

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>tfw been drinking
>tfw suddenly want that nicotine rush
Damn you.

Ran out of Martell cognac so it's Maker's Mark from here on out. My liquor store sells the 1.75 liter bottle for less than the 1 liter so I can't resist

So the key to triggering LGBTWTFBBQs is larping as a centerist?

That's not at all how you deal with being very drunk, how old are you lad?

Objective criteria like the violently insane, murderers, rapists, child abusers, drug traffickers, illegal invaders, violent robbers, etc.

>last LO he appears in was 2015
oh no, my favorite artist....

dafuq
>i guess being on the other side of the planet does that

You missed it Emu-kun, we had edgy high school goth rock threads coated with clips from Jackass while debating /ptg/ waifus a few hours ago.

The shills seem to take the Sabbath off. Ironic.

how does this keep happening?

>tfw occasionally lurk /lgbt/ to watch for signs of drif towards left or right
SUREEEEE
thats why you're there
to check for drift
totally believable bro

Top kek, this is Haaretz right now

> will deport single male asylum seekers
> Pence outraged them with "Christ imagery" in his holocaust day message
> Poland outraged them with the new law on Holocaust messaging

But, for the coup de gras
> "Boycott Israel" google ads smack in the middle of their page

I wonder if they know about that ad lol. That's what you get for outsourcing your ad space

I feel you. Sometimes I can get a 5th of Maker's Mark for under $25 and I can never pass it up.

Himeno Mikan was a great comedian but his actual art never did much for me.

I know m8, fucking awful. Fucking love him.

We're not supposed to work on Shabbat.

wat

That would have ended hours ago for anyone that takes it on Saturday.

Lol those Jews.

all women fake orgasms no matter what

That ad showed up because of your customized profiling lad, kek. Stop using unsecured systems with profiling.

cute sex is best

only other loli artist i was following was satsuki itsuka

They're hoping people will believe it and forget about it.
The NSA already has the texts and has likely passed them on.

being a phonefag is nice

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>Why don't aren't

oh my

>Stop using unsecured systems with profiling.
>Profiling is not based on previous search data.
nigger what, even if he used lincux he would've had a profile, open sore software is not going to save him

Which jewspaper is the occasional anti-Israel one?
I thought it was this one

s-s-source? google gave me shit

The absolute state of this place

>schlomo mor-yosef

Is that a real jew name or am I being rused? Thats the most jewish name I've ever seen.

phonefags are the ones who are literally spied on every possible way you can be spied on kek

NSA is powerful and can find it as can phone companies. Always remember that no matter what email you send or what you type in text messages are saved in a server somewhere and also given to the NSA.

Yes it would, use a hardened browser without malware, cookies, accounts, javascripts, etc. His gmail account is profiling his political activity. My gmail account thinks I'm a 40 year old balding Japanese-Korean

Sup Forums is an angry nazi
and phonebitches like me love 'em, no homo

>Imma finna post a wojak with no refutation, surely that will make user BRO

>That's not at all how you deal with being very drunk

Give it up user, you're arguing with an alcoholic that has to stay top-tier during the day

>water bolsters the body and dilutes the effects of alcohol in the bloodstream
>nuts/cashews spur the digestive system - combined with water or coffee, they flush the body of toxins real quick, especially if you go for a run to boost metabolism.

No it isn't

I don't know how people stand using phones and tablets for prolonged periods, or even having them as their preference. They're just so limited. Even a laptop a so limited it feels 'claustrophobic' (mostly because they can be a real bitch to fix if the hardware fucks up).

t. Projecting

You have that backwards, picking to be conservative is always the key. Huge aversion to restraint.

Because people do not want to sit on a computer and write messages on Sup Forums. Also given the fact that people go out some days for long periods of time need something to do.

Of course you were up all night...you're a fucking cancerous awoo who worked to exhaustion on the /ptg/ graveyard shift without any lunch break

Now go to sleep

>use a hardened browser without malware, cookies, accounts, javascripts, etc
and i guess without an ip too
you're ridiculous

Satsuki Itsuka is 10/10. Got his most recent tank but would like to get his older one as well if I ever see it.

Okay lad, whatever works for you. Your own doctines tell you to treat your body like a temple so at least make the attempt.
>they flush the body of toxins real quick
kek, newage horseshit

>(mostly because they can be a real bitch to fix if the hardware fucks up)
>Not being a thinkpadlad
loling at your life

being a turd worlder isn't nice though :-\

i know, that's why i somewhat disabled my jewgle bloatwares on my yuge phone

You don't have to sit at a computer, busy people have a mild excuse but even if you are busy and doing real work you are normally stationary and a laptop works.

You don't have to use your bare IP though, that's silly. You're silly.

Let's be honest /r9k/ is gayer than /lgbt/

>this is Haaretz right now

Check their article last night about the Jewish Nazi that saved thousands of Jews by treating the German Aristocracy in the Weimar Republic (even though the Aristocracy was abolished at the Republic's founding)

I will give you that. Laptops should be used more than phones honestly. Phones can be a pain in the ass. And Laptops have been better at battery life than they have ever been.

>shitting and pissing
>new-age horseshit

Woman detected

It's a coverstory weaker than a soggy paper bag.

>not playing all sides

I didn't need this specific feel today

>soggy paper bag

Go on...

>No, I wouldn't say I'm a feminist.

Phyllis Schlafly died on September 5, 2016.
Too soon to see Donald J. Trump be elected as the 45th President of the United States of America.
But today, she is smiling down on him from heaven.

'paper bag', not 'soggy biscuit'. Don't get too excited.

Heaps devo

Phillys was a cute

>not being flexible
TECH'D

We lost multiple /tg/ anons before Trump's election. May their souls be at rest and rewarded in Valhalla

Cucumber too

well to be fair he looks too old and feeble to beat on her at this point

What's a computer?

I'm assuming this says "I want to likka likka the polis"

They're all named similar to that, the ruse is a pubehead like Anthony "Weiner" using the Austrian capital as his surname.

This could end up being Finland's next president. This is the populist trying to take power in Binland.

A miserable pile of (embarrassing) secrets

I'd canvass her riding, if you know what I mean.

President is a meme position in most euro countries

Yet you're subversive rats who deserve to die on all days of the week.

Well, yeah but so is voter.