HAPPENING IN PHOENIX

GET IN HERE

Wow, this is concerning. But I'm sure it's nothing. It's late anyways, time for sleep..

There is a reason you don't live in west phoenix. Its BEAN country out there.

It's a male flashlight.
The patriarchy is behind this.

did sam hyde do it again?!

We never should have given him the nuclear codes.

Big if true.

Give me the rundown

Twist: it's a fleshlight.

There's a flashlight in the road. The current casualties are estimated to be 500.

IT'S A NIGGER DICKER

Ahahahaha

dude even if that flashlight was filled with explosives it would literally be a nothingburger

I am sure jews did this

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Does anybody know who built that road? Seems suspicious

FUCK. I was sure it was going to work. It's time for plan C

years ago someone made bombs and put then in fladh lights and left them around, it was maybe 5 years ago.

is that a fleshlight

Its my fault guys

MY FUCKING SIDES

most real habbening for month now
fuck

i accidently read "fleshlight"

again, pack a flashlight full of TNT or some kind of high explosive, detonate it lying on the floor like that, and you'll be lucky to have anything else than shattered windows and eardrums.

sick.

Phoenix is a nice, clean city. Excellent public works. Litter should be treated seriously in Phoenix.

>SUSPECT AS FUCK
is it a fleshlight

it's an islamic flashlight of peace you are all doomed.

It's a flashlight...in the road.
IMPEACH!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>flashlight
>broad daylight
proof it's a mininuke

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its happening again!!!!!

One of the few times I wish I still lived there. That place was a shit hole in the 90s and early 2000s.

This is how news looks like in 100% white areas?

>3rd Ave. and Jefferson
Niggers.