This is your wife tonight

this is your wife tonight

am i a girl now

PERFECT

>Feito, why are you still wearing clothes? It's past 4 PM after all.

It's shit.

I'll stick with the one that doesn't do irreparable damage to her franchise simply by existing.

All those doujins by Type-G

>be Fate
>your daughter is a lesbian

What do?

I genuinely thought you would have quit Sup Forums by now. Nanoha threads have been dead for what, six months?

Can she be my mama instead?

Nothing because I'm away from home constantly.

Congratulate her!
then maybe ask to watch

>not the Kamogawaya ones

Is this /u/?

She's my waifu, and not only for tonight.

ya

But that's Nanoha's wife.

I ain't gonna touch anything belonging to Nanoha. That dyke can Starlight Breaker your ass so hard, your soul would disintegrate.

Nanoha and Fate are my wifes.

...

I want to brush her silky long blonde hair.

Where's Nanoha? I'd rather fuck her instead.

Why not touch Nanoha directly?

Are they actually married, or is it just something where they live together and the state lets them adopt a kid?

...

Does that mean I'm Nanoha tonight?

Be proud she's following in my lesbian footsteps

fuck off

Because she's gay (with a lover) and I'm a dude.

>hairy Fate
And I'm just fapped.

Regret that I gave up on two good kids and a great car for that disappointment of a daughter.

I would rather have Feito and Nanoha as my mommys.

Nanoha is into some weird shit

They're not really married.
Nanoha was made in an era where they couldn't outright have them be married, despite the fact that all signs point to it.

Can I have Nanoha instead?

This will never be topped.

Why can't you just fuck off and kill yourself already, !Akemi.
Seriously, this is three threads in a row you've made and instantly started shitting up, because you have literally nothing else in your life.

Also, your pathetic obsession with this doujin is just sad. You think you're "triggering" people, but guess what? People tell off all spammers because they are retarded shitposters and no one wants them around. You're just trash that needs to be cleaned up.

Wrong,
This is my wife.

That's Vivio's wife tough

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If Fate is my wife, doesn't it means I am Nanoha? Because I'd love to be Nanoha.
>hot wife
>loving family
>great friends
>successful, fulfilling career
>lots of money
>everybody loves, fear and respects her
>constantly surrounded by cute lolis
Her life is perfect.

Kill yourself, !Akemi. Seriously. Your life is worth less than nothing.

This is really how you spend your weekends. Not doing anything with anyone else, because you have no friends. You are here attacking people on Sup Forums, failing at even that.

You can't become a fictional character

Don't hurt me.

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I hope she likes babies

It's ok we can always watch them

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Where's Yumina?

How would you know?

Are you really so obsessed with that doujin that you can recognise it from that panel alone?

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Playing the long game.

>the long game
Is that what you think you're doing when you talk to yourself like this, !Akemi. Trying to set up a "long game" to make people think being shipping cancer like you is normal?

Maybe.

>Smiling
DELETE THIS

Well, failing. Because you shitposting and people constantly telling you to fuck off won't change the ten years of history of this site that happened before you showed up.

Why can't you just fuck off and kill yourself already, !Akemi.
Seriously, this is three threads in a row you've made and instantly started shitting up, because you have literally nothing else in your life.

Also, your pathetic obsession with this doujin is just sad. You think you're "triggering" people, but guess what? People tell off all spammers because they are retarded shitposters and no one wants them around. You're just trash that needs to be cleaned up.

Kill yourself, !Akemi. Seriously. Your life is worth less than nothing.

This is really how you spend your weekends. Not doing anything with anyone else, because you have no friends. You are here attacking people on Sup Forums, failing at even that.

>ask to watch

Illegal.

You're right, sharing is caring.

Everything Striker and later is non canon.

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Tsuzuki you fucking hack, get off Sup Forums and go back to writing a new season for Dog Days.

StrikerS is canon, deal with it faggot. We will be getting movie soon I can feel it.

Are we really going to get a StrikerS movie next or are they going to do a movie about the 'incident'?

Incident is a no. But StrikerS movie is inevitable. Can't do 2/3 of the main series and then leave it.

That doesn't apply, they didn't marry on Japan, they married on Mid Childa.

We are getting another materials movie after reflection.

Vita is so sexy.

No, no, no after the 2 Reflection movies we will get a StrikerS film, I guarantee it.

But she's too young! eternally too young

The best kind of young.

And you will never be a real human bean, Papicunt! Get out!

Think of all the awful things her masters have done to her.
Or just three in particular.

She's my wife every night.

Oh, I remember that character. She appears in the anime called Vivid

She actually doesn't, though.

This is my wife Fuuka.
I don't think we should be having daily Nanoha threads though.

She does appear in Vivid. That's where this screenshot is from.

OH
Oh right.
Oh I got them mixed up for a second.

I like watching your wife sleep.

Does this mean I'm Nanoha?

How big is your laser?

Go blind.

If I can't be Nanoha you can't be Nanoha.

But user, if I can't see I'll have to grope her.

Blow your arms off

Make her pregnant

Cute as fuck

But user, if I can't grope her I'll have to lick her.

I want to FEED Fuuka.

Cut out your tongue.
Just stop existing and posting pictures of my wife.

Why doesn't anyone in the series know what a hairbrush is?

But user, if I cut my tongue I'll cover her in my blood

You can't if you don't exist.

If I stop existing after cutting my tongue, does my spilled blood disappear?

So, if no one minds, I'm going to go ahead and claim Shamal.

You just don't exist and everyone is happy about that.

How could everyone be happy when Fuuka is covered in blood? Blood that came out of nowhere. That sounds scary as fuck.

Eins pls go

She'll get over it.

Where is this from?