/lobster/ Phase 2

ATTENTION ALL ANONS

PHASE 2 OF THE OPERATION WILL GO LIVE IN 1 HR 40 MINS

PHASE 2 OF THE OPERATION WILL GO LIVE IN 1 HR 40 MINS

Red Team ready for PHASE 2. Standing by for Blue Team Signal T69jd3biph!gw4#MA^fQ

PHASE 2 OF THE OPERATION WILL GO LIVE IN 1 HR 40 MINS

PHASE 2 OF THE OPERATION WILL GO LIVE IN 1 HR 40 MINS

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=BzInXiAVoEE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Lobster
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Explain please.

What is this?

You LARPers need to fuck off to reddit

The laundry is in the basket, I repeat the laundry is in the basket. Oskar lema 2 delta 4 niner, standing by. Over.

euro-gay

But I thought leftist found out about the Lobster

give janitor username and password pls I forgot

We should cancel phase two, normies will never understand lobster.
We should just all go fap (internet slang for masturbate) and go to sleep instead!

Good advice, rabbi (Jewish scholar and religious leader) we should all just do that.

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DON'T FUCKING ANNOUNCE IT ON HERE DUMBASS

those are some nice chocolate thighs desu

(),,()

USE THE CLAWS

Get off our board

sage

8signal received gi4da$9hSINdho

ALL TEAMS PREPARE TO PROCEED IN 1 HR 5MINS

It’s what?

STEP FORWARD THOSE WHO WOULD SERVE

Holy shit, they’re actually doing it

FOR AN ARMY WILL BE RAISED

The judgement is coming!

this is either gonna be yuge or nothing
either way its autistic
good luck lobsteranons

Quick rundown I missed first part

INITIATING PHASE ALPHA DELTA BRAVO ZULU SUPER DUPER NOW
listen to the message and execute your mission:
youtube.com/watch?v=BzInXiAVoEE

MODS DELETE THIS AI THREAD

No explanation for those who don't know. Just be ready to follow anons who do.

No, we keep it in the private discord. They have no fucking clue what the lobster is.

Ignore shills

I thought that was a decoy for the dipshits who didn't know about /j/?

hey edgelords, having fun with your super sekrit discord club?

>no quick rundown
DISHONORABRU

OLIGARCHS BTFO

Has this got anything to do with the Jordan Peterson interview on Channel 4?

Blue team reporting in!

Authentication code: L29jd3boyw!gw6#STIHVK

noice lobstervation

Discord, that's where you are from.
You have to go back.

Keep your mouth shut and follow procedure.

NO!!!
THEY COULDN'T HAVE SENPAI
SAY IT ISN'T SO

>commie flag
nigger fuck off

It's ready! Next stop: Crustacean Station!!!

no quick rundown of what this is?

That's a scorpion, senpai.

I call em land lobsters

No. You'll know what the plan is, just stick to it..
>He doesn't know about Operation: Scroption

Land lobster

Locked and loaded

>

found it nigger

pls sen derpamines

Should we have a Sup Forums draw thread for this operation also?

Okay, I'll keep an eye on this.

Neato

Invitation expired

Why in an hour and 40 mins and not now?

Nordic shrimp 30 minutes, SNOW ZULU IS GO

Francis, unless catapult kicks over female friends. Turbo weaver attracts time.

Have a you for making me giggle.

Thank God, I was almost starting to get bored.

Zero Claw Thirty. Report Status
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I hurt one of my arms doing this last time. Anyone have some advice on how to do it without hurting myself?

laundry basket insertion confirmed, foll plan whiskey

crypkey whiskey whiskey flurgle blarp

Post server again invite expired!

Snip snap the aquatic animals are back

The best part about all of this is the CIA nig nogs, leftist spying on the board, and shills can't tell the shit memes from the actual Operation Lobster.
Anons really planned this one out, you can't be sure about anything at this point.
Godspeed anons

someone please explain this shit?

People from another website have come here to push their memes.

Don't really worry and just enjoy the fireworks
When the time comes you'll know what to do
Just like these guys said:

Team 26's operation early this morning was a complete success, the 'condiments' are ready now.

burn the lopsters long live isopods!

Abort operation. Jews have infiltrated operation lobster.

Nice try. Take what you came for and leave.

This is the moment I've been preparing for my whole life. I feel it in my bones.
>Group3 checking comms: [alpha][alpha][Zulu][139$D%¥¶∆][validate][checksum][KYDG65FJ6D257GJKF4JO642GY357D23S136GJI]
can someone verify this please? I'm ready to commence operation
Godspeed faggots there's no turning back at this point, there is too much at steak

If you don't know, get out.

Is this like a Jordan Peterson thing? Or more of an infiltration thing?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Lobster

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We have them exactly where we want them now.
But I have to go, 'tendies' are ready.

faggots have apparently decided they don't even need the faintest justification to astroturf Sup Forums just vaguely humourous memes. i hope all you niggers die

how many tendies, user?

6 million

Goddammit, I wanted that

Is this some mossad codespeak?

Okay team leader! I've purchased a lobster, and am now fucking it! What do next?

If commies are for it question it

[verify comms][key signature match][integrity]
>[verified][SHA512][¢^√π{¥€•}{∞≈§Π][hash verified]
[tango][bravo][foxtrot][whiskey][Ramona]
>[verified][SHA512][commence]

It's pretend time! The poor faggots are seeking attention by LARPing

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let me just tell you, we know you've asked this question before, just a different thread, we keep track of everything

Either this shit is AI or some code talking by Jews

so?

Keep claws away from pecker. Continue fuck until further notice.

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so everything here is pretty much going to plan
I've got a pretty big mouth so I'll stop talking
can't compromise the Operation

If you're using Sup Forums to communicate that must mean you have no other means of secure communication KEK.

Take the rubber band off your arm first.

YES SIR! The crab is big enough to place claws on my nipples! Notify of any change of plans, sir.

See above

Lobster never forgets.
Lobster lives forever.
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This is a CLAWS for alarm

just b8 threads that have been made without the use of traditional bait. note that there are 61 posters mostly agreeing in an inexplicable thread that has 90 posts. remember to sage as always

Barely made it. Lazer is charged. I'm ready to go.

death from the skies