What are some hallmarks of numales that y personally have experienced?

What are some hallmarks of numales that y personally have experienced?

Alcohol

they all own cats

>Gets offended if you talk about fucking a girl, like it's disgusting.
>Think they're smart but will say, "I don't want to talk about it" any time they are challenged.
>bald
>glasses
>high-water jeans
>virtue signals for female points that he's too much of a pussy to cash in because he views sex as dirty and degrading.
>Racial self hate
>Thinks every culture is better than whites because he is a boring shit person himself that fails to realize how many subcultures whites possess.
>Is allergic to facts and reason.

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I like Rick and morty. And game of thrones.

then you are a numale

Elaborate

Why

substance abuse, crippling depression just barely hidden under that hideous smiley-mask face, a slow slide into complete irrelevance that they are fully aware of but unwilling/unable to do anything about

t. Soymale

i think balding would be better. not all are bald

You're a numale too

You pretty much nailed it with the pic.
I'd add sushi and Bernie Sanders/Clinton in there as well.

Theres no variation in your image tho. Just random news outlets you don't like. OP's is a better description.

How is alcohol for numales tho? I don't do any of that shit, but I do drink neat Bourbon and Westons cider?
If im a numale i guess ill just neck myself
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OP's image contains many different things, like games, movies, TV shows, pornography, cartoons, pussy hats
Your image is only News networks you dislike and fat shitstains
You are probably a numale, considering this evidence of poorly put together cuckholdery

Probably their fixation on "artisan craft beer", which doesn't taste all that better than the Anhueser-Busch corporate swill. Extra irony points if said company acquired it. There's no shortage of microbreweries here and the accompanying beer snobs to match.

They're all alcoholics

Why can't the Left meme?

Every numale I've ever met is an uncontrolled consumer without any tangible skills sans knowledge of pop culture, """obscure""" culture, and a decent memory for current events taken at face value. All they do is consume without creating and fear undertaking anything where they might fail unless it's virtue signally where they were meant to fail anyway. This includes exercise and with their limited protein intake is what leads to their thin, waif-like form. Numales seem to be a subclass of Functioning Hipsters. Where a Hipster has some sort of artistic craft they have to improve and build upon, often writing, art, cooking, etc, the Numale has none. Instead his achievements consist of collecting things, like keyboards or pre-painted figurines that have no real value except to other Numales in his group. For this reason, Numales can hardly understand Functioning Adults let alone Truly Independent Men. Easily swayed, the Numale will fervently take in any media that is "in" at the moment for fear of being left behind in his group. It just takes missing one new episode of Rick and Morty or the latest liberal talk show to face ridicule from other Numales. They worship females to a disgusting level, but never try to actually attain the object of their affections, becoming beta orbiters and contributing to the entitlement issues western women have. The may smile, but the Numale leads a life of pain no matter how hard he tries to hide it.

They fodder in society, the Numales. Time will not be kind to them.

Soyboys always have the latest nigger tech
Whatever the new iphone or Alexa bugman device is they will have it

You leave cats out of this. I own a cat and don't like anything in OP's pic.

they smoke weed too

Nothing wrong with a good IPA

>>Gets offended if you talk about fucking a girl, like it's disgusting.
related to this is talking to a girl without due deference in their vicinity. Was down the pub with a few mates and ran into my female cousin. Started bantering with her, shooting the shit and whatnot. Soyboi who was part of her group losses his spaghetti, started whining about lack of respect and how what I was saying was deeply offensive towards women.
Laughed in his pudgy face and told him we were related and flat out stated he was never going to get into her pants. Fucker shut up after that.

You seem experienced.

"numale" doesnt exist. Its just another meaningless Sup Forums buzzword like cuck

Apple? I mostly see nu-males with obscure phones like samsungs.

I think there's a big difference between hipsters and nu-males

It has just as many news outlets as the OP image

Because of the nu-male epidemic, I shave every fucking day. Even my balls. Feels gud man.

I like the switch. Mario kart 8 is gr8
I also like overwatch because of pro nationalist undertones

I am a first generation african immigrant, so I can get close to Numales in my fairly liberal home and observe without suspicion. I have no idea why they do what they do, but if I hear one more uganda knuckles meme I'm going to ask to be moved to the other side of my office. I'm not even from uganda.

>Lagunitas/hop bombs
Yes
>Craft beer in general
Not necessarily.

Delet

Star wars
Reverential view of negroes

Whinging and moaning. All the numales in my company constantly whinge, even when I tell them how I've fixed that massive ongoing issue which affected their daily work and literally made their life easier, they find something negative with it and the cycle goes on.

this, especially muh craft beers

brain damage

I find a lot of them compensate by LARPing as trump supporters or Nazis online

>The Eternal Alcoholic will argue against it

Daily reminder that National Socialism began in beer halls

>Gets called a beta numale
>N-no numales are all leftist guys, y-you're wrong. DELET THIS

The only real man

They also own tiny dogs and pitbulls to signal beleif in the blank slate. What makes owning any sort of pet truly numale is treating it like a child or referring to it as such.

>Bald
>Glasses
REEEEEEE DELET THIS

lmao so subversive. Gonna go back to fighting for Jews now.

Too much alt kike in there

wearing this coat

IPAs are the most numale of drinks. The extra hops also lowers testosterone and boosts estrogen.

>Intellectually and morally insecure
They need to constantly regurgitate talking points they hear from (pop) Sci-Am, and Buzzfeed, otherwise how will you know that they’re smart enough to read, and brave enough to follow political instructions?

>This insecurity extends to the rest of their lives, making their choices conform to what they think a smart “smart”, morally fashionable character in a novel or movie would do
And so the they must have a cat, even they don’t like animals at all, they still need the cat. Fair trade, non-dairy and vegan labels take precedence over nutrition values and (lack of) personal taste, in regards to their diet

>their (lack of) masculinity is equally an act, and is simultaneously covered up ironic humor, and compensated with ironic acts of masculinity
The nu-Male prefers inoffensive, fashionable, impotent displays of what popular media, written by gays and women, has told him is “Manly. That is, the eating of bacon, the drinking of beer, but only fashionable, craft beer, and the growing of a beard. All this must be done with a disarming irony, however, lest it be taken as a genuine imitation of a man, and thus “toxic”.

>they believe in nothing, they stand for nothing
Their entire being exists to please and receive validation from The Group, and sontheybdont really have anything themselves. They’re entirely dependent on the Group Politic.

There's no such thing as a good IPA

I want to get a switch. Am I a soboy?

Nigger, this coat is functional as fuck. Why does it seem particularly numalish to you?

You're just badly copying the original joke and in the process half the symbolism / background doesn't fit anymore and it falls flat. I've seen you do this 1,000 times.

I don’t know what Uganda knuckles is, but you have to go back.

Why cant the left meme

you know, I homebrew and can tell you hops smell like marijuana (they're related I think), and I know MJ use increases estrogen. I think you're onto something.

Is that Sup Forums symbol an admission of guilt?

nintendo is for faggots

>REEEEE I'M NOT A NUMALE, DELET
stay mad for being called out.

false flag

the Gen Y version of yuppies are skinnyfat, balding, pasty white dudes who wear this jacket, horn-rimmed glasses, and colorful socks with their sleeves rolled to 3/4. they greet you with a kind of raised-eyebrow grimace that I call "the white man's greeting"

pic related

>uganda knuckles

I agree. I think numales is just the fallout of the hipster fad fading away.

They want to be cool and hip but can only do it through consumption of media and consumer products.

It's also a bunch of manchildren who don't know how to talk to people because of their constant consumption of the internet

This

every skinnyfat soydad picks up their equally faggy sons Graeyson and Kaidyn from soccer practice in their shitty cough-drop looking Kias wearing those things. functional maybe, I'm just noticing patterns

Yes there is good ipa, but the american style is shit

>Lumping the Switch in with garbage like Rick & Morty, Sequel Star Wars, CNN, and Overwatch
If this isn't some new form of ultimate bait I don't know what it is.

Source?

Not being a man.

>What are some hallmarks of numales that y personally have experienced?

"If it wasn't for whites there wouldn't have been slavery"

>treating it like a child or referring to it as such.
God I fucking hate this shit.
>Look at our new fur baby!
Fuck off Carl. It's a fucking dog.

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>soyboy mad that his child's play thing is considered childish
Wew lad

Nigger I like the Switch but I can admit its a sign you might be a nu-male, not guaranteed but still. Its like the 56% meme, you might be part of it but damn if its not true and effective propaganda.

Getting defensive over the nu-male switch memes saying it's a forced meme by "Sony shills" even though there are dozens of photos depicting this in reality

Soyboys are just as likely to have a PS or X-box, but the Switch is particularly attractive to nu-males because of muh nostalgia games.

t. own a Switch
>I have kids
>I only play Splatoon 2
>and sometimes Rabbids Mario

My own B cup tiddies, impotence, and envy for the BBC.

Mr. Steady Hands.

You should be a surgeon with those skills.

Don't worry user, they're decent programming, just don't be a faggot to prove how much of a "true fan" you are

Shouldn't have let him know you were related to drive the point home

Bee in general lowers testosterone. Despite the memes of being a girly drink, red wine makes your body retain testosterone you would typically eject in your urine. So, if you want to have higher test drink red wine

Get a gaming rig bitch.

This. Nu-Males have no real character since they are normie/npc, so they define themselves by purchasing/consuming certain things and putting said things on a pedestal like it is some sort of religion to them.

I love all of those except "I'm with her" since I'm Canadian.

Why are you so divisive OP?

asians girls, no need to fuzz about country, history, religion, language, ethnicity just asian girl mean pan faced plastic surgery gook

They post threads on Sup Forums trying to select things they don't like and labeling them as numale, usually with the following dank maymays thrown in:

people who say soyboy
people who say cuck
people who say shill
people who say kike
people who use meme flags

Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because someone else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his self importance. The cat, on the other hand, charms you into playing for its benefit when it wishes to be amused; making you rush about the room with a paper on a string when it feels like exercise, but refusing all your attempts to make it play when it is not in the humour. That is personality and individuality and self-respect -- the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours -- and the superior person recognises and appreciates this because he too is a free soul whose position is assured, and whose only law is his own heritage and aesthetic sense.

Constantly on their phones while I am trying to run a dungeons and dragons game for them. Always sharing memes. Watching cartoons as an adult. I dunno. Pol has ruined me.

If this is real, youre a hero.

It's not. It reads like a wet dream of a Sup Forums user...

>Watching cartoons as an adult.
Fuck you, there is nothing better after a long day at factory than some loony tunes to lul me to sleep.

I whinge all the time but out of earshot of others. One of my employees sent out a mass text to everyone whining about some shit not getting done. I told him I was taking his complaint seriously but in reality I have lost all respect for him as a person for complaining about shut that everyone else just dealt with. He used to be someone I actually had respect for and now I think he's a faggot, too.

Craft beers are a product of capitalism. If you don't like them fine but calling their customers numales is beyond idiotic.

Anyone can enjoy a good craft beer.

>balding
>glasses
I didn't ask for these genes, user.

wtf leave lagunitas out of this

Lovecraft knew what was up

What the fuck does the cat have to do with it? What a non sequitur. The rest is on point though.

Craft beers can be a lot better. Don't drink swill like Lagunitas, try Beavertown or Siren if you want something that has distinctive flavour

hey, fuck you buddy. Piracy isn't just a flag, it's a lifestyle and a label I'm proud to wear