Sharting is normal

I don't understand why you people seem to think that sharting is an American problem.

Everyone has - at one point or another - sharted. It's the human experience.

Kindly stop making this an American thing.

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fucking kek. i love you op

I did it when i was a kid. Once.

This is why I browse Sup Forums

I almost sharted once while I was walking home. I even knocked on some guys door so I could use his toilet but he wasn't home. When I reached my toilet, it felt like I was in heaven.

Dutroux affair and Franklin scandal. Elite pedophilia is real. Put herbs in options field for shill threads.

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Shit is darker than you can imagine. MSM lies to us

Nice trick shill. Make a post telling people to stop posting bants. Reverse psychology

10/10 i laffed

OP, From deep down in my stomach, with every inch of me, I pure, straight hate you. But goddammit, do I respect you!

>Put herbs in options field for shill threads
>herbs
uwat
>Shit is darker than you can imagine
tell that to OP, he knows sharting.

this is remotely political how?

I just sharted the other day in the gym. I was feeling a little sick but skipping is for pussies, so I went anyway. 3rd rip on the bench press and I felt the shit liquid seep out of my asshole on the raise.
>tfw was all alone so just took my shart boxers off and free balled the rest of the night

the fuck you smoking son?

>year after last year
>not politicizing faeces
bræh

you only shart if you have a loose ass hole from being bummed

I have never sharted, i dare not even shit in a toilet like some mouth gaping cuck

attaboy

my friend shat himself gruesomely during squats once. Coming up on the 8th rep with some 300lbs he just straight projectile sharted right through his tights.

I was spotting him, it was quite a sight to behold, and quite a pungent smell to smell.

he did two more reps and ran straight for the shower.

Americans aren't white.

this is remotely political how?

If you cannot keep your shit off of your pants for any reason, you are subhuman and will be taken care of on the day of the rope.

calm down fellow amerishart

I shat myself for the first 8 years of my life
Had to wear diapers

I only shit my pants once when I was six

I'm a healthy fit guy but I sharted in my pants 3 times last year. It always happened 1-2 hours after I ate a big meal that included spicy asian sauces. Must be allergic to something, cause I eat very spicy food a lot at home, including curry, and it doesn't happen.

>takes a nice long shart in your clean white gene pool

i feel like there is a personal element to your anger slanteyes

It's not the shart aspect alone. It's the shart situated in its location - the mart - that makes it so uniquely American.

wow you're bully

Quintessentially American.

the right to shart and not be shart-shartshamed is political, how is it not?

shartshamer detected

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whiter than you muhammad

Love you Sup Forums

why are they waving around giant sausages

they're dildos

American here

I have never sharted fattass.

but they aint smeared in shit

... Thats the saddest shit I have ever seen.

Americans think this is a political subject, fascinating.

cute foot. would rub

>Everyone has
50 in March.

Never once since I was a baby.

Not once.

>the muttposting racemixer weeb

why cant burgers ever take a joke?

(You)

Yeah, but others don’t continue it pass the toddlerhood.

The Japanese aren't even Japanese, they're literally le 6.35%

i'd kick your eurofaggot asses if i wasn't so tired due to bad diet and lack of exercise

you forgot your proxy

i was serious
gotta go shower now these jerks got me riled up

>finished the set anyway
Nice.

So that's how you say it, "sharting"?
It's a disgusting word.

We call it a mason fart

>forgetting to even use a meme flag
Wew

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S H A R T _ I N _ T H E _ M A R T

>not inserting vegetals into options
Wew

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I was holding my laughter, until this post! I fucking lost it!!!!
Shartshamer?!!!

Rub one off sicko! You know where those feet been?

Her feet look really soft so she probably takes care of them though

Gets winded lifting arms.

I got you banned.