STATE OF THE UNION

I support President Trump, but every president needs a State of the Union/big speech drinking game/laughing game.

What conditions should apply to Trump?

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Lets make up a word cloud or some shit.

>Conspiracy
>Secret Society
>Peace and Prosperity
>Law and order
>Justice
>Truth

Where the hell is "illegal"? You think Trump gives a fuck that the Dems are going to invite some beaners to his address?

Im focusing on the bigger picture not some DACA distraction.

My fellow Americans. The storm is upon us.

Take a Sip:
>Economy
>Wall
>Make America X again
Take TWO Sips:
>Russia
>North Korea
>"Believe me"
>Collusion/Obstruction
Chug your finest russian bot vodka
>Secret Society/Treason
>Storm
>Handcuffs being brought out

My ID reminded me that I forgot to mention Gitmo. Put that under two sips.

Chug 2 bottles
>Israel, Jews.

Drink every time he says dreamer

You know as well as I do that's all this shit is going to be.

WRONG

I can't get my hopes up anymore.

I'll allow it.

we could make a bingo card

"i really do"
"its true"
"bigly"
"yuuuge"
"you know its true"

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How about anytime Dolt45 uses the work "the" you blow your cunt brains out?

LOL

>What conditions should apply to Trump?
every adlib after reading from the teleprompter, take a shot

This is the drinking game. Fuck all the other rules.

>work
you have to go back

Not going to be much of a drinking game if he reads the FISA memo and follows it up with this:

youtube.com/watch?v=kLUktJbp2Ug

heres one more
finish a bottle of hard liquor if
>one of the democrats illegal spic guests try to kill trump
>trump hints at something massively ambitious (ie the 'american footsteps on another world are not to big a dream' line from the last sotu)
>trump quotes one of his recent tweets, like 'stable genius' or 'bigger button'
>joe kennedy or maxine waters call for communist revolution in their 'rebuttal' speeches nobody will watch
>joe kennedy carries on the family tradition of getting shot in the head on luve tv during his rebuttal speech

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You have to go take out the trash before mommy gets mad. Little baby boy.

We don't want to go to the morgue.