What does /ptg/ think of Trump turning his back on his base by doubling the number of DACA subhumans?
Liam Taylor
It's a lot of "muh underwater backgammon" hopes but so far the democrats are eating each other alive over his proposals and refusing to agree to them so we only have the choice of waiting and seeing if he actually kills daca or betraying the base. >so far no betrayals.
Wyatt Hernandez
damn why don't spoilers work here.
John Johnson
He didn't, yet; and DACA has been dropped as a condition for signing a budget.
Apparently Colberts name is all in the credits, everywhere. I would expect nothing less from him. Most of the jokes in the 30 minute cartoon are about Fox news. Nothing was funny. Sad. The old Bush cartoon was 100 times better than this crap. youtube.com/watch?v=ia1Nlq4Wg_4&list=PLfbOLDKCFqHt2xCnSDfGQI2XOMTWZpPdQ
I give Colberts new cartoon 2 scoops out of 10.
Robert Sullivan
Spoiler: commies lose
Hudson Rivera
bump
CURRENT THREAD
Brayden Bennett
Were you there in this day in history when our President Donald Trump roasted Jay Z in a stealth cypher?
Leo Thomas
That's because mentally Colbert is still living in 2005
Adam Ross
What would something that is not our problem look like?
Christian Nelson
bump
Sebastian Powell
SHUT IT DOWN
Andrew Cook
>The main points: The documents say America needs a centralized nationwide 5G network within three years. There'll be a fierce debate inside the Trump administration — and an outcry from the industry — over the next 6-8 months over how such a network is built and paid for.
Two options laid out by the documents:
>The U.S. government pays for and builds the single network — which would be an unprecedented nationalization of a historically private infrastructure.
>An alternative plan where wireless providers build their own 5G networks that compete with one another — though the document says the downside is it could take longer and cost more. It argues that one of the “pros” of that plan is that it would cause “less commercial disruption” to the wireless industry than the government building a network.
What does it mean?!
Landon Parker
So how will the funding bill end up?
No DACA?
Deportations?
Shutdown?
10 year amnesty?
Christopher Murphy
Those who haven't seen it, read it to the end.
Leo Stewart
>he didn't drink body fluids at it but you admit he was there!
James Reed
Voting on whether to release the FISA memo or not tomorrow
Carter Wilson
It's almost as if every country these immigrants came from to U.S. is a fucking shithole.
Jaxson Rogers
THROW THEM THE HELL OUT OF OUR COUNTRY
Jonathan Adams
Will Podesta get his guys? That video of him making that little girl call him daddy still haunts me.
Luis Taylor
Do we have a baker?
Cooper Bell
Why is *rump so incomprehensibly stupid?
Julian Lewis
trap purfume.
Sebastian Diaz
>posts awoo reddit dog shit didnt read your post mister reddit
Ian Green
>awooo is plebbit
Carson Nguyen
Take it up with their shit hole countries.
Jose Gonzalez
Should be federal network for security reasons.
Michael Reed
Who gives a fuck?
Jason Gray
Remember to remind opponents of the tax cuts that Democrats supported a corporate tax cut, too!
Hudson Fisher
>awoo is NOT reddit!!!
Nathaniel Carter
if numerals the us will have a civil war that will lead to the draining of the swamp and make us stronger than ever before.
Dominic Evans
Dems already caved by taking DACA out of the spending/budget bill. DACA solution is going to be it's bill with a comprehensive immigration package afterwards - if it even gets that far. Dems already pretty much rejected what they know about the DACA framework as it is
Ryan Perry
>Gimme an A
>Gimme an N
>Gimme an M
>Gimme an E
>Gimme an N
>Gimme an T
>Gimme an S
>Gimme an Y
WHATS THAT SPELL??
Juan Richardson
>Trump has made clear he supports this... When and where did he do that?
Jonathan Lopez
>T. Creature eternia
Charles Phillips
...
Camden Powell
REDDIT!
Cooper Hernandez
>lacing all human decency edgy
Sebastian Phillips
A SHILL?
Samuel Lewis
>uses stale meme >I WIN
Dylan Ortiz
lol
Liam Taylor
YTSENMA? What's that mean?
Adam Reyes
Doesn’t matter because she smells like joeposter cum
Asher Gray
Nukes off the table, if Japan was given 5-10 to restore their military forces, would they be able to whip China's ass once again
Isaiah Cook
Close, user. Painfully close. If numbers we won't even need a civil war for the swamp to drain
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To tackle the problem of open defecation, the Municipal Corporation of Panchkula has come up with a seemingly promising strategy. The municipal corporation has decided to 'name and shame' the people who defecate and urinate in the open.
To achieve the aim of publicly shaming the defaulters in order to deter them from defecating in the open spaces, the municipal corporation has developed three different strategies and one of them is to hire members of the transgender community who will go to the defaulters’ house and sing songs.
“As far as taking help from transgender is concerned, we are in the process of that. Transgenders will go to the defaulter’s house and sing sarcastic songs like, ‘Wow! You have done a very good deed by defecating in open’. With all the strategies, our aim is just to make people aware and make them use toilets. We do not intend to belittle anyone”, says Commissioner Rajesh Jogpal
>Hot Dog Day, 1:03 >short bus comes to pick up Jeb
Xavier Anderson
...
Jace Ortiz
> ANMENTSY
Julian Davis
anmentsy you illiterate fuck. Were you trying to spell amnesty?
Joshua Nelson
...
Nathaniel Bennett
Step aside
Luis Butler
CMON
Jackson Brown
Basically 5G is so critical to national security that waiting for mobile carriers to build out on their own might not be good enough.
Eli Murphy
Awoos aren't actually made of flesh, even though it would feel like flesh. They can morph depending on their mood as they are just amalgamations of "High Energy" which bind together the atoms on this plane to compose their physical form. That's why Awoos can't technically die or be killed. The worst that can happen is the energy is scattered or dissipated until the energy from the meme realm's cosmic awoo can them again. (Thus why the Cosmic Awoo is associated with the concept of "Tempo" and "Tick-Tock" for her looming divine justice/"Trumpian Curse") "Killed Awoos" simply dissolve and rejoin with the infinite spirit , get purified and then reconstitute in this realm as a singular Awoo later when there is enough "high energy" and the Cosmic Awoo's will to be done on this material plane. So "killing" an Awoo would be an inconvenience/annoyance more than a murder.
That's why Awoos are immune to PTSD and make the perfect fearless soldiers.
Been a long time since we needed a call of the waroos though.
Grayson Sanders
We know its propaganda. Whats more important is its role in obtaining fraudulent FISA warrants to spy on a ruling partys political enemies.
Kevin Myers
They invited her to the Grammys? Fucking wut
Isaac Rodriguez
> Pay Russian government officials to tell you bad things about your opponent > Express surprise that this was exploited by your greatest enemy, Russia
Also can we please remind everyone that HILLARY CLINTON'S CAMPAIGN PAID RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS FOR DIRT ON DONALD TRUMP
Owen Murphy
Get comfy, deep state is going to fucking burn
Xavier Price
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Robert Edwards
>hurr durr muh sex with women
David Lewis
>awoo poster is THIS mad
Aaron Clark
Think a WH spokesman has said so this morning
Tyler Murphy
national security how?
James Diaz
It's nearly impossible to accurately and humorously shit on a president who's actually doing a good job. And Colbert will never forgive Trump for winning the election and ruining Colbert's "Congratulations Hillary!" live special.
Did I miss the SOTU? Is that why the shills are at Shill-con 1?
Nolan Johnson
I support Awoo because she is a product of original Sup Forums neckbeard weeb anime pissbottle culture. She isn't something that would take hold any place else.
Pepe is posted all over by normalfags, celebrities, politicians, companies etc but Awoo is pure Sup Forums culture.
Momiji is anti-normalfag/anti-reddit.
Mason Brown
NIPPLES
PROTRUDING
Cameron Mitchell
They're still trying to push the incest meme. >Hitler didn't work >Sexist didn't work >Racist didn't work >Tax fraud didn't work >Russia didn't work >Dementia didn't work -YOU ARE HERE-
Brayden Jackson
>LE AWOOO XDDD back 2 reddit
Grayson Cooper
>This video contains content from ITV_plc, who has blocked it on copyright grounds.
Nathaniel Roberts
>lol guys just forget everything that happened and that the dnc paid for it and that the obama admin was corrupt lol muh putin
> Entire telecommunications network is built by China > China turns it off
Jordan Gutierrez
Feels good, user. I saw lots of white kids getting confirmed at Mass today, so the future is on track.
Basically it's necessary for things like VR/AR/AI rollout and CHYNA is getting too close to parity for our comfort.
Jack Morris
>One of the largest media outlets in the country goes out of their way to specifically deny a normally tinfoil-tier issue
Almonds activated
t. Hot shit
Adam Collins
No, SOTU is Tuesday, Jan. 30 @9pm. Tomorrow we should be learning more about the WH's proposed DACA deal that everyone is pissed off over, and which the Dems have already pretty much rejected.
